Finish the Sentence

[lsdgeyser]

...When you can **** the warts growing on the bottom of your grandma's big toe.

How many hot dogs...

 

[nothingandless]

...would equal roughly a nickel?
if the moon was made of ribs...

 

[lovethedawgs]

... it would rain BBQ sauce during an eclipse.
When you wish upon a star ...

 

[lsdgeyser]

...your girlfriends boobs will get bigger(if it comes true)

After 6 beers...

 

[jod0565]

...my girlfriends's boobs ARE bigger!

Do you ***** alone or with...

 

[lovethedawgs]

... a can of **** in both hands like me?
**** these days ...

 

[lsdgeyser]

...jerk it too often.

The best kind of sex is...

 

[thegunner]

...the kind when you cum with *****.
Sometimes I like to...

 

[lsdgeyser]

...climb inside of your ***'s vagina and take a ***.

If only I had...

 

[jod0565]

...a brain the size of my dick, the chicks would dig me.

How often do you...

 

[nothingandless]

...gaze at the stars and say to yourself, "i could go for at least ten tasty WhiteCastle sliders."?
after ten Jagerbombs the world...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...could claim on the insurance.

One, two, buckle my shoe...

 

[nothingandless]

...three, four, please don't snore.
i'd rather be...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...beside the sea, just you and me and a cup of tea.

Oh where, oh where...

 

[mythex]

....can my baby be, You should doing something for me.

suddenly,a person come by and shut down the pearl jam song and......

 

[lovethedawgs]

... put on a Barry Manilow album.
When in Rome ...

 

[Montrealman]

...rent a scooter.
You should be honest about your...

 

[nothingandless]

...reservations.
i like to sit, sing and whistle while...

 

[jod0565]

...I use the restroom.

I used to up the street, now I go...

 

[nothingandless]

...down the well.
when stopped and asked for directions, i always...