Finish the Sentence

[jod0565]

...and taped the **** label to my forehead and told the cop that I was on the patch!

Did you know that one in every...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...orifice is ******* in Georgia?

In a perfect world, I'd have...

 

[drdeath67]

...something better to end this sentence with!

Some say that the speed of a...

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

dancing cat is too slow. (damn that sucked lol)

Some say phone sex is dumb but,

 

[drdeath67]

...I don't think anyone has ever gotten VD from talking on the phone! So who's dumb now?

If you were to add 22 pieces of...

 

[jod0565]

...spam to this thread, you'd have less spam than what's on it now.

I know, I'm going to make the best sentence ever. Okay here it is...

 

[drdeath67]

..."the best sentence ever!" ~by Jod0565!

You know that your cookies are a bit slimmy when...

 

[mythex]

..when your dip in into some squirt.

and you take that glass of squirt, smell it....

 

[jod0565]

...and chug it down like it your last **** ever!

My favorite time to ***** my chicken is...

 

[holdol]

when the damn clucker is acting up!

Sometimes in the middle of the night.....

 

[jod0565]

...I fart in my ***** and enjoy the aroma.

The sheep was at the ledge and Farmer John...

 

[lovethedawgs]

... tried to pull the wool over his eyes.
This is one small step for man ...

 

[drdeath67]

....but is an even smaller step for one of Juball's midgets!

Yesterday was the very first time...

 

[jod0565]

...NightFly posted in black!

The corn is as high as...

 

[drdeath67]

...corn can be after smoking pot!

Scientists have discovered that masturbation....

 

[icerfan]

... is a cure for arthritis

Early to bed and and early to rise ...

 

[drdeath67]

..is the same as late to bed and late to rise...only it takes place...uh...later!

If you slice together a cat and a pornstar....

 

[jod0565]

...you get pussycat spam.

Have you seen a ***** fight porn style? It's when two...

 

[lsdgeyser]

... girls slap each other with dildos.

I made...

 

[drdeath67]

...poopies all by myself! Come see!

You know when things have gone to far when...