Favourite Movie Quotes

[The Joker]

"I've had my head up my ass
the whole time."

"Funny you say that, 'cause that's what
me and your daddy were talkin' about."

"That I should've picked you up?"

"No, that you had
your head up your ass."

- Reservoir Dogs

 

[lechepicha]

from "Paranormal Activity":

"go hang out with your friend upstairs!"

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

"Joey, have you ever been in a......in a Turkish Prison?" Airplane! the movie.

 

[Facetious]

''Freedom !!'' :scream:

Braveheart

 

[bloodtypemd]

"Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one interested in you..."
Magneto
X-Men 2

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Oedipus: Hey, Josephus!
Josephus: Hey, Mother Fucker. (Gives him five and walks on)

History of the World part I

 

[JayJohn85]

Rory Breaker- "I'll kill ya.....Now Mr Bubble and squeak....You may enlighten me!"

 

[drf]

"Do you smell burning feathers?"
From Bandits

 

[Ace Bandage]

Trainspotting

 

[robwar]

i made him an offer he can't refuse.

Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.

 

[B_pvn]

My preciousss xd

 

[Montrealman]

Sometimes you don't make any fuckin' sense, Donnie.

Who am I? I'm a spoke on a wheel. And so are you.

Donnie Brasco

 

[bustybbwlover]

'tweakers, lokers, slammers, coming and going, swearing eternal allegiance and undying love for one another, only to wake up after the binge and realize you wouldn't walk across the stree to piss on one of them if their head was on fire.' - the salton sea
'please! this is supposed to be a happy occasion. let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.' - monty python and the holy grail
'born in lust, turn to dust. born in sin, come on in.' - storm of the century

 

[JayJohn85]

Rorschach journal October 12th 1985.....Tonight a comedian died in new york!

 

[maildude]

Ugarte: Rick, think of all the poor devils who can't meet Renault's price. I get it for them for half. Is that so... parasitic?
Rick: I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one.

--Casablanca

 

[Lust]

Buckaroo Bonzai (dumb movie but still one of my favorite movies)
Mission Control: Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia? Buckaroo Banzai: Tell him yes on one and no on two.
Mission Control: Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?

The Razor's Edge
Larry Darrell: It's easy to be a holy man on top of a mountain.

Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory
FBI Agent: Mrs. Curtis, did you hear me? It's your husband's life or your case of Wonka Bars.
Mrs. Curtis: How long will they give me to think it over?

Violet Beauregarde: [while picking her nose] Spitting's a dirty habit.
Willy Wonka: I know a worse one.

The Big Lebowski
[Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude]
Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?

 

[FelixStrum]

"I know what you did last summer"

- From the same movie title

 

[PirateKing]

Old Indian: Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

-Natural Born Killers
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Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the machanism that allows you to sleep...
Perry: What, fuckhead? Badly's an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Get out. Vanish.

-Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

 

[maildude]

People will say we're in love.--Hannibal Lecter, The Silence Of The Lambs

I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for a while.--Carl Spackler, Caddyshack

Hell is open everyday. Even on Christmas.--Lucifer, The Prophecy

It's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men. --Tira, I'm No Angel

Wait Master, it might be dangerous... you go first. --Igor, Young Frankenstein

 

[otter311]

Dalton: Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone. roadhouse