Favourite Movie Quotes
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Ergo is damn funny in that movie. Just the perfect character. :nanner:
Harry Doyle (Bob Uecker's character): In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few ball games, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
Well...actually, pretty much everything in "Major League".
Well...actually, pretty much everything in "Major League".
Ash: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the ***.
From Army of Darkness
From Army of Darkness
"What if they're creating an army of them? Holy ****. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... *Roswell* style! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell! "
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
"Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the **** in your brains?"
dick van cock
Closed Account
The Ethiopian Chef: "I can give good head."
Homer Johnson: "Never had any bad head."
(Up! by Russ Meyer)
Homer Johnson: "Never had any bad head."
(Up! by Russ Meyer)
L3ggy
Special Operations FOX-HOUND
I know, i re-watched Die Hard 2 and saw the error but didn't really care.
"It puts the lotion in the basket, or else it gets the hose again" - The Silence of the Lambs
"******* has never been a successful means of extracting information. It is ultimately self-defeating as a means of control. One wonders it is still practiced."- Jean Luc Picard to Gul Madred in the Star Trek Next Generation Episode "Chain of Command, part 2 (that would be episode 11, season 6, and no I did not have to look that up :
"I always wonder why it is in court if a woman's a prostitute she has to have bad eyesight." - Kevin Costner as Jim Garrison in JFK
"******* has never been a successful means of extracting information. It is ultimately self-defeating as a means of control. One wonders it is still practiced."- Jean Luc Picard to Gul Madred in the Star Trek Next Generation Episode "Chain of Command, part 2 (that would be episode 11, season 6, and no I did not have to look that up :
"I always wonder why it is in court if a woman's a prostitute she has to have bad eyesight." - Kevin Costner as Jim Garrison in JFK
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