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Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but a learner, now I am the master.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Only the Master of Evil, Darth.
Darth Vader: Your powers are weak, old man.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Darth Vader: You should not have come back.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Only the Master of Evil, Darth.
Darth Vader: Your powers are weak, old man.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Darth Vader: You should not have come back.
Seinfeld
[Jerry cries for the first time]
Jerry: What is this salty discharge?
George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
George Costanza: I'm 33 years old; I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty, I'm already facing the problems of old age. I completely skipped healthy adulthood. I went from having orgasms immediately, to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I never had a normal... medium orgasm.
Jerry: I never had a really good pickle.
[Jerry cries for the first time]
Jerry: What is this salty discharge?
George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
George Costanza: I'm 33 years old; I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty, I'm already facing the problems of old age. I completely skipped healthy adulthood. I went from having orgasms immediately, to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I never had a normal... medium orgasm.
Jerry: I never had a really good pickle.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Coach Boone: I don't scratch my head unless it itches and I don't dance unless I hear some music. I will NOT be intimated...that's just the way it is.
Remember The Titans
Remember The Titans
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Closed Account
Richard Widmark: "You and your wife fight? Argue all the time?"
bartender: "Sometimes she sleeps!"
(Don't Bother to Knock)
bartender: "Sometimes she sleeps!"
(Don't Bother to Knock)
dick van cock
Closed Account
teacher: "Name some distributaries of the river Ganges!"
student: "Hmm, ehhh, Jamuna...?"
teacher: "Yes! And now tell us of the poverty of the Indian working class, inflicted by British imperialism!"
student: "Hmmm
Brahmaputra!"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094369/
student: "Hmm, ehhh, Jamuna...?"
teacher: "Yes! And now tell us of the poverty of the Indian working class, inflicted by British imperialism!"
student: "Hmmm
Brahmaputra!"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094369/
marrailthars
Closed Account
henry v: "once more into the breach dear friends..."
House of 1000 Corpses
Killer Karl: That is it! I'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna hand over all the cash, or I'm gonna splatter your grease paint mug across the state line! One...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo mama!
Killer Karl: Two...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo sister!
Killer Karl: Three...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo grandma!
Killer Karl: That is it! I'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna hand over all the cash, or I'm gonna splatter your grease paint mug across the state line! One...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo mama!
Killer Karl: Two...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo sister!
Killer Karl: Three...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo grandma!
slowhand
Closed Account
Young Guns
William H. Bonney: "Dear Governor Axtell. I've heard that you will give 200 dollars for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send 3 men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant William H. Bonney. PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass!"
William H. Bonney: "Dear Governor Axtell. I've heard that you will give 200 dollars for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send 3 men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant William H. Bonney. PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass!"
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L3ggy
Special Operations FOX-HOUND
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
What About Bob
Bob Wiley: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I
Bob Wiley: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I
Interrogating Uncle Benny in a dentist's office full of nitrous oxide
Uncle Benny (Kim Chan): I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters.
Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover): You lucky sonofabitch.
Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson): Good for you, Uncle Benny.
Uncle Benny: Not so good when my wife finds out.
From Lethal Weapon 4
One of the few movie series that, IMO, every movie was good.
Uncle Benny (Kim Chan): I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters.
Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover): You lucky sonofabitch.
Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson): Good for you, Uncle Benny.
Uncle Benny: Not so good when my wife finds out.
From Lethal Weapon 4
One of the few movie series that, IMO, every movie was good.
meesterperfect
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The Big Lebowski
I dropped off the money,
exactly as per--Look, man I've got certain
information alright? Certain things have
come to light, and uh, ya know, has it ever
occurred to you, that uh, instead of uh, you know
running around, uh uh, blaming me, given the
nature of all this new shit, you know it, it
it, this could be a uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, uh,
complex, I mean it's not just, it might not
be, just such a simple, uh--you know?
I dropped off the money,
exactly as per--Look, man I've got certain
information alright? Certain things have
come to light, and uh, ya know, has it ever
occurred to you, that uh, instead of uh, you know
running around, uh uh, blaming me, given the
nature of all this new shit, you know it, it
it, this could be a uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, uh,
complex, I mean it's not just, it might not
be, just such a simple, uh--you know?
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