Fact About Yourself Thread

[Born2Jizz]

I had a girlfriend twice my age. :dunno:

 

[Lance3017]

I facialed the girl in my avatar.

Fact: I would love to facial the girl in your avatar. (Because she's sexy.)

 

[HeartBroker]

Pain is a major distraction for me.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I bought a bike yesterday.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i love onion rings

 

[vodkazvictim]

After eating flour I **** cupcakes.

 

[bustybbwlover]

every time i get pizza, i eat too much pizza

 

[vodkazvictim]

I've been known to take a wank, wipe the cum in the bedsheets and give it to housekeepers who've unreasonably annoyed me.

FUCK YOU, DESHJURNAYA!

 

[Lance3017]

I invented the forward reverse gangbang.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I'm so manly I once impregnated another man.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm about to watch Human Centipede for the first time right now.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i've never owned an ipod...or any other physical apple product (i've had/got quicktime and whatnot)

 

[brodkill]

i have had a light fixture smashed over my head

 

[bustybbwlover]

christopher walken is my favorite actor, i'm not sure why but i've always liked him since i was a ***

 

[vodkazvictim]

I've been to bed with Alisa




































In my dreams...

 

[bustybbwlover]

i'm having some pizza burps, we had pizza for ******'s day, and leftover pizza is damn good

 

[Hathroy]

Never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked 5 twos and I think that should count.

 

[Bonezstorm]

I like spanking a girl's ass :clap:

 

[bustybbwlover]

i had lucky charms for the first time in over a decade...they used to be my favorite when i was younger, they're still tasty

 

[Jon S.]

I simply love the Hell out of Nikki Nova!



Hey, it doesn't say an "Earth shattering" fact!