Fact About Yourself Thread

[ChefChiTown]

My *** is all sad that I "won't be home for Christmas" this year, so I'm going to surprise her by showing up at my parent's house on Christmas Eve. The only problem is, the only bus I could get doesn't arrive until 11PM, so I'll probably have to **** them up. HA!!!

 

[Fresno]

I've learned a lot over the last 40yrs, but not how to stop caring for some one!

 

[Dawn]

I need to get a life...

Good idea. Me too

I've learned a lot over the last 40yrs, but not how to stop caring for some one!

Same here, friend, same here

 

[Fresno]

I'm going to change my life

 

[jibbijib]

For some strange reason I find peace in snowfall.

 

[skaterpoo]

i like eating hale stones after they fall

 

[Fresno]

I'm 40 and feel better now the when I was in my 20's

 

[ChefChiTown]

My *** is all sad that I "won't be home for Christmas" this year, so I'm going to surprise her by showing up at my parent's house on Christmas Eve. The only problem is, the only bus I could get doesn't arrive until 11PM, so I'll probably have to **** them up. HA!!!

^^^^^
Correction...

I found a bus that arrives at 4:30PM, so I paid some extra money to get that one instead.

 

[Dawn]

I always liked oral sex. It's one of the only way i'm good at sucking at something.

 

[Artimus]

I just got rid of all my porn. Years worth of magazines, hundreds of hours worth of dvd movies and scenes are in the trash, and everything stored on my computer is deleted. Gone.

Still not quite sure why I did it (I don't think I had any kind of epiphany or anything), and perhaps I'll come to regret it in a day or two. Right now I just feel a kind of numbness and I think perhaps relief.

Don't worry I haven't turned into a anti-porn crusader and I'm not saying I'll never watch porn again (I'm still here :1orglaugh), but I can honestly say my porn collecting days are over.

 

[RealMenSwallow]

I love being alone. I don't mind being around women, but I usually can't stand being around most people who call me their "friend".

 

[Dawn]

I love being alone. I don't mind being around women, but I usually can't stand being around most people who call me their "friend".

Ok, friend.

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Ok, friend.

...:rofl2:...:bawling:...We are...porno...buddies...it's different...we're all cool here...:bawling:

 

[Dawn]

Aren't we porch buddies too?

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Aren't we porch buddies too?

Well, if you'd finally make up your mind to whose porch you are actually on, then I suppose we could be porch buddies too, but until then...:dunno:

 

[Dawn]

I'm not cheating my new porch... yet

 

[ChefChiTown]

I'm jealous of people who have a porch to hang out on. Ahh, I miss the days where I could open the front door, walk onto the front porch, sit down and enjoy some ****, while I stare at people walking by. Mmm, that was fun.

 

[Fresno]

I'm LMAO right now!

 

[Dawn]

I never thought being rooted at home for 6 months could be so boring... after a month or two.

 

[L3ggy]

I'm a total Reggae and Blues freak.