Ever sniffed the chair of a female co-worker?

[Supafly]

Boy Oh Boy, your nick is 'Ike Stain' and you smell at stools?

I leave it at that ^^

 

[larss]

Chair? Good lord no, that would be disgusting... :nono:


Now, bicycle saddles on the other hand :yesyes:

 

[Roald]

Yes, don't tell Petra though!!!!

 

[LukeEl]

No man, I believe you would get your ass kicked where I work. The women I work with take cardio kickboxing.

 

[Ike Stain]

One thing I have learned from this poll is that people LIE.

I know that nearly every one of you motherfuckers has tried this.

Except for Shayd. Shayd is straight up. And a poet.

There are people that get off on albino midgets with elephantiasis fucking pies, but I still wouldn't consider it happening with anywhere near the same sense of regularity as this trend apparently does.

 

[DOA82]

One thing I have learned from this poll is that people LIE.

I know that nearly every one of you motherfuckers has tried this.

Except for Shayd. Shayd is straight up. And a poet.

Then you dont know shit about the members here and stop assuming that you do. I dwelled a little on what you said earlier in the thread, about why this "fetish" is taking the flak it has in such a short space of time and I realised, as fetishes go this one is just incredibly immature.

Its what I would expect from someone in the thrawls of puberty let alone grown men (or women).

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Sure! It's the most natural thing there is!

 

[Ike Stain]

Somebody has *issues.* :horse:

 

[Ike Stain]

No man, I believe you would get your ass kicked where I work. The women I work with take cardio kickboxing.

In New York, men pay as much as $1000 get their asses kicked by women

:hammer:

 

[Johan]

Back in the day lads exclusively wore short pants, and it was only when they graduated into manhood would they start to wear long.

Ok, so this happened during the XVIIIth century, right ?

 

[Ike Stain]

Ok, so this happened during the XVIIIth century, right ?

Euphemistically. This was in the eighties which may as well be the XVIIIth century. (We used "landlines", were happy to get 256 colors on our computational machines, and women still sported their sweet, sweet puberties.)

 

[roronoa3000]

Euphemistically. This was in the eighties which may as well be the XVIIIth century. (We used "landlines", were happy to get 256 colors on our computational machines, and women still sported their sweet, sweet puberties.)

Sweet mother of God, that sounds horrible.

 

[Moonchild22]

I've never even HEARD of doing that.

 

[drf]

No. It has never even occured to me. But now that I think about I probably won't ever do it anyway. :dunno:

 

[drf]

No. It has never even occured to me. But now that I think about I probably won't ever do it anyway. :dunno:

 

[Ike Stain]

No. It has never even occured to me. But now that I think about I probably won't ever do it anyway. :dunno:

Classic case of "knocking it before you've tried it"!

Could it be any worse than banging a plastic simulacrum of a human sex-female?

 

[emceeemcee]

An Australian politician did this a while back. Given that sniffing a woman's chair is a creepy thing to do, you'd think he would have been asked to stand down from his position as a shadow minister or leave politics altogether, right?


Nope. Once his party won office he was appointed state treasurer.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Buswell

 

[Ike Stain]

An Australian politician did this a while back. Given that sniffing a woman's chair is a creepy thing to do, you'd think he would have been asked to stand down from his position as a shadow minister or leave politics altogether, right?


Nope. Once his party won office he was appointed state treasurer.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Buswell

Great link emceemcee! We've got a US Supreme Court Justice who is a confirmed prevert and if you don't think he sniffed Anita's chair, you need to think again.

THIS is what I'm saying. Since this poll has started we've had a solid 20% that have tried this.

I'll go as far as saying it's not even creepy—creepy just being the youthful reaction to things they not yet understand or not fully ready to acknowledge.

So this confirms it people—

Let's get out there and start sniffing chairs!

 

[knobs]

Never

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

The problem with this practice would be that you have no way of knowing that the office hottie is the only one who sits on her chair. What if, when the hottie was out sick, your office's version of Rosie O'Donnell used her chair? That thought alone would be a very good deterrent to keep me from trying this.

I think I'll pass on ever trying this idea.