Yes, I have...it smelled like ass sweat!
Thank you for your perspicapacity Alexpnz. You certainly do pwn.
Ever sniffed the chair of a female co-worker?
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Thank you for your perspicapacity Alexpnz. You certainly do pwn.
Back in the day lads exclusively wore short pants, and it was only when they graduated into manhood would they start to wear long.
If you're trying to bang and chick at work and she's not going for it, try sperming on her pencil when she's not around and putting it back in her desk. (Give it time to dry though, so she doesn't notice— the whole point is to get the smell of your sweet gift on her fingers, so when she sees you in future, she starts thinking sex.)
The other good way is to set it up so she catches you masturbating in a broom closet.
-Ike
Bro, somebody actually named their kid Orel Hersheiser. (That's like naming somebody "Asstomouth Rimgiver".)
People do all kinds of crazy shit!
Ewwww!
Yeah, people have named their kids things like Shithead (pronounced "Sh-i-thh-aid"), but I don't know that that's ever inspired anyone to cum on a sliced bagel and try to stick it to passersby. :dunno:
Galactic, you gotta expand your perspective.
A great man once said "Free your mind and your ass will follow."
I recommend going out and immediately purchasing the album Standing on the Verge of Getting It On.
http://www.allmusic.com/album/r38486
Trust me on this one, son.
:dito:
Actually, there's a formal term for the sex act of nutting on a bagel and trying to get someone to eat it.
It's know as the "Lower East Side".
I have never had the urge to sniff a womans chair.
Maybe you just haven't met the right woman.
<taps side of his nose and gives wise look>
From someone who is a supposed ACO, you would expect threads that were a little more intelligent than something we usually expect from the periodic troll that will appear on the board.
If a member posted shit like this, itd probably have a few hours of fun laughter and grade school humour before being closed and the offender politely banned.
If a member posted shit like this, itd probably have a few hours of fun laughter and grade school humour before being closed and the offender politely banned.
1. I'm not trolling. I actually did this and I'm actually interested in seeing how many others have. Apparently I am not alone.
2. Lighten the fuck up! This is an adult forum. This is a valid adult subject. You have a very narrow perspective on human sexuality, my friend. People do weird shit. It's called having genitalia.
3. I've never participated in an Adult forum with so many prudes. Seriously? You're on a porn forum and outraged by this? This is a site where posting facial cum shots is de rigueur!
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