Ever sniffed the chair of a female co-worker?

[titsrock]

I have never thought to sniff the chair of a lady. I suppose they fart, too, and maybe some of them have been known to leave some skid marks in their thongs, especially after some crappy mexican food at lunch.

I instead opt to lay down a trail of jizz on their seats, and I like to leave my sweaty boxers draped over their computer monitors.

To each his own :thumbsup:

 

[Elektra Knight]

I have never thought to sniff the chair of a lady. I suppose they fart, too, and maybe some of them have been known to leave some skid marks in their thongs, especially after some crappy mexican food at lunch.

I instead opt to lay down a trail of jizz on their seats, and I like to leave my sweaty boxers draped over their computer monitors.

To each his own :thumbsup:

That post pretty much ruins it for the thread starter. :rofl:

 

[titsrock]

^

Hmm....somebody wants my sweaty boxers draped over her monitor...

 

[Elektra Knight]

tisk tisk tisk. naughty boy.

 

[The Grasshopper]

^ Psst... He sniffed your chair when you exited the room for a bit there Elektra.

 

[Elektra Knight]

^ Psst... He sniffed your chair when you exited the room for a bit there Elektra.

Well, I was going to come back and say, "I think someone wants my sweaty panties draped over his monitor." But that probably wouldn't gross him out.

 

[titsrock]

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I would tuck them under my pillow and ~DREAM~ that you'd come lookin' for 'em :thumbsup:

 

[Elektra Knight]

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I would tuck them under my pillow and ~DREAM~ that you'd come lookin' for 'em :thumbsup:

I figured that Mr.

 

[titsrock]

^
I could wear them around my neck the next time I take to the golf course. Always lookin' for that elusive hole-in-one...

 

[Elektra Knight]

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I could wear them around my neck the next time I take to the golf course. Always lookin' for that elusive hole-in-one...

You could always wear them and see if the tight fit adds a few extra yards to your drive.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i can't say i've ever even contemplated doing this

 

[titsrock]

You could always wear them and see if the tight fit adds a few extra yards to your drive.

Oh, the lady knows how to play? :shocked: Maybe seeing you in a short skirt, teeing up a ball, that might add a few yards to my drive, I bet :thumbsup:

i can't say i've ever even contemplated doing this

C'mon dude. Live a little. What's the worst thing that could happen...you get escorted from the company in handcuffs? Take it from me, that's not such a bad thing...

 

[Elektra Knight]

You Might go in the rough, titsrock.

 

[titsrock]

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How 'bout a putting lesson?

 

[Elektra Knight]

I think we took this thread way off topic, titsrock.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

I lol'd.

I think you might actually be the only one who got that.:1orglaugh

 

[sporty_carr]

—I thought it would smell like her pussy or something.

You mean like a used tampon? :dunno:

 

[bustybbwlover]

and stale farts?

 

[luis1972]

it sounds "dirty"

 

[Legzman]

fuck no. Of course theres one girl where I work that when she walks by smells like a fuckin tuna factory so I can imagine her chair smelling even worse.