Do You Like Fruitcake?

[jod0565]

It's that time of year again to enjoy the greatest dessert of the holiday season!

Do you like fruitcake or is it a doorstopper or that extra brick you needed?

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[Hypergalaxy]

I **** it. Maybe I havent had the best kind but what I have had I didnt like at all

 

[D-rock]

People eat fruitcake? I thought the same ones have been ****** around since around the 50s. :1orglaugh

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I think they prefer to be called homosexual or sexually challenged... be sensitive, damn it!

 

[ThatRedWing]

:sing: There's a little bit of fruitcake left in every one of us.:sing:

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[Petra]

That's like asking if people like Blueballs. :angels:

But...if it's done well, a fruitcake is pretty tasty. However, there's so many bad ones out there I refuse to try them to find the good ones.

 

[STDiva]

I loved it as a ***. Now the smell makes me sick.

 

[TheAmazingRed]

Not really my favorite, but I'd eat it if they bring some on x-mas.

 

[Shadowfax 10]

No I don't like fruitcake.

 

[turtle825]

No.

 

[CunningStunts]

There are very few that taste good, on average it's a doorstop. Most are dry and nasty...

 

[LukeEl]

It makes a good boat anchor in the Spring time too when fishing season starts.

 

[themrose]

Let's just say, that if i was trapped on a desert island. With nothing but a fruitcake, a loaded ***, and a small rowboat.. I'd throw the fruitcake in the rowboat, send it out to sea and shoot holes in it till the damn thing sank. THAT, is how much I **** fruitcake

 

[Mrs Jolly]

Let's just say, that if i was trapped on a desert island. With nothing but a fruitcake, a loaded ***, and a small rowboat.. I'd throw the fruitcake in the rowboat, send it out to sea and shoot holes in it till the damn thing sank. THAT, is how much I **** fruitcake

But if you have a row boat you are not trapped, you are free to leave. No?

The real question is, finding yourself alone on an island and in possession of a weapon, would you pass an amendment allowing yourself, "the right to bear arms" or not. Knock out a half crazed scenario where if you don't you will live a life in fear and subjugation and you will be able to keep this thread cooking for about 17 years.

 

[themrose]

I would definitely pass an amendment allowing myself to bear arms lol. and then I would start my own little island kingdom with the fruitcake as the figurehead god of it. since afterall, fruitcakes WILL last forever

 

[IsobelWren]

lol, ew, who likes fruitcake?

*** balls too, yick.

Give me a gingerbread man any day!

....Okay, now THERE'S a good idea for a porno, "The gingerbread man"

I would totally do that.