Do Super Hot Half Naked Ladies On The News Really Think People Take Their Opinions Seriously?

[jetskifan]

Very few newscasters I would take seriously

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Today was the worst legs day ever in the history of Outnumbered. The only one with nice legs is Katie Pavlich. The other 6 untoned, untanned, scaly, prickly legs belong to the unsightly Dagen McDowell, Jewish Gossip Lady Leslie Marshall, and Lisa Loopner look-alike Kennedy. Dagen's legs are the worst of the bunch, even worse than Leslie Marshall's fat legs. I wish I could mute those legs like I do with the sound and increase the number of legs Katie Pavlich has.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Today on The Five Kennedy is sitting in the leg chair. After being forced to look at Dagen McDowell's horribly, scaly, scratchy, stubbly, scrawny legs Kennedy's fat, toneless, pale legs don't look so bad.

Just please, please keep Dagen McDowell out of the leg chair!

 

[Rey C.]

Kennedy's fat, toneless, pale legs don't look so bad.

Damn, you did have a bad day! Her voice and face are enough to make me want to watch the Tony Awards.