Chicago, Obama's town under heavy fire. 63 shot, 10 dead in Chicago since Friday

[gmase]

Not enough to rap back together or mop up. 64 times???? Just a handful short of 69.

Oprah reports the last words out of the deceased's mouth...

https://www.wdrb.com/news/national/...cle_b1e58672-e33f-11eb-9aaf-273f66f1a442.html

KTS stands for Kill to Survive. Kudos to the guy for surviving 35 minutes with 64 wounds.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Damn! Dude lived that long did he? That's freaking outstanding, considering I heard one wound was a head shot, and it was done at relatively close range.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Only 11 dead this past weekend. Last I checked 11 is less that 14. Hopefully that makeshift babyface tag team continues to take a bite outta crime before one of them becomes a model. Arriba!

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2021/07/12/chicago-weekend-shootings-gun-violence-july-2021/

OK, we got 11 dead this past weekend again. Maybe the Mayor's leadership is starting to steady the wheel. If only 10 people die this upcoming weekend, in addition to those gunshots, I expect to hear corks popping off Champagne bottles in celebration.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/chicago-violence-least-7-killed-054459789.html

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Some mid-week hijinks in the Windy City. Wonder how Calamity Jane is holding up after she rounded up that posse of Census Cowboys.

https://news.yahoo.com/teen-killed-17-injured-3-144232134.html
https://www.yahoo.com/news/chicago-party-bus-drive-shooting-104943979.html

 

[gmase]

Some mid-week hijinks in the Windy City. Wonder how Calamity Jane is holding up after she rounded up that posse of Census Cowboys.

https://news.yahoo.com/teen-killed-17-injured-3-144232134.html
https://www.yahoo.com/news/chicago-party-bus-drive-shooting-104943979.html

That was some party bus. Were the gunshots extra?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

That was some party bus. Were the gunshots extra?

That's some ghetto fuckin' air conditioning. Glad I live far enough away from that hot mess to laugh at it. By now Detroit and maybe even Baltimore are laughing at Chicago too. St Louis' funny bone is getting tickled right now.

EAT SHIT GANGSTAS!!!

Take me out to the South Side,
To take someone out with a 9;
Buy me some cocaine and Hennessy,
I don’t care if I never get out.
Let me shoot, shoot, shoot for my own crew,
If they hit your mom, it’s a shame.
For it’s one, two, three strikes, you’re out,
In the pen'iten'tiary.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

OK, it's Monday. Time for a look at the scoreboard. This past weekend in Chicago we had 12 dead with 70 shot. Fairly steady.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/chicago-violence-10-dead-65-063610523.html

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Who put a hat on a hobo? Are those supposed to be tits hanging over her belt? Some shit tits for sure even for a bum.

 

[gmase]

Who put a hat on a hobo? Are those supposed to be tits hanging over her belt? Some shit tits for sure even for a bum.

Just working toward the weekend.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Just working toward the weekend.

Those tits tho... She looks like a homeless, black, and female version of The Michelin Man. She's so fat and jiggly when she jumps around on stage it looks like she's got eight tits. My dad woulda called her a boob too. How does a citizenry aspire to such stupidity to choose this as their leader? At least we picked an empty suit to run our shithole. The suit is always clean and not like the other gal who looks like she woke up at the Greyhound Station.

Here is a recent picture of our Mayor making it clear that he's recently bathed. Take notes, Chicago. Take your sow out back and hose it down.

 

[gmase]

Those tits tho... She looks like a homeless, black, and female version of The Michelin Man. She's so fat and jiggly when she jumps around on stage it looks like she's got eight tits. My dad woulda called her a boob too. How does a citizenry aspire to such stupidity to choose this as their leader? At least we picked an empty suit to run our shithole. The suit is always clean and not like the other gal who looks like she woke up at the Greyhound Station.

Here is a recent picture of our Mayor making it clear that he's recently bathed. Take notes, Chicago. Take your sow out back and hose it down.

My eye immediately went to the guy in the background mocking the mayor. Then I realized he is the sign language interpreter.

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

. "How does a citizenry aspire to such stupidity to choose this as their leader?" Dino if you had any idea of who the past Mayors were and who her competition was you would understand why she won. She is just really so inexperienced as a politician the others just cut her apart.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

. "How does a citizenry aspire to such stupidity to choose this as their leader?" Dino if you had any idea of who the past Mayors were and who her competition was you would understand why she won. She is just really so inexperienced as a politician the others just cut her apart.

Any decent candidate against her couldn’t get a long enough furlough from prison to serve a single term. I heard a bit about Chicago and Illinois politics.

 

[gmase]

Any decent candidate against her couldn’t get a long enough furlough from prison to serve a single term. I heard a bit about Chicago and Illinois politics.

Is Rahm Emmanuel available?

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

Is Rahm Emmanuel available?

Ambassador to Japan

"Any decent candidate against her couldn’t get a long enough furlough from prison to serve a single term. I heard a bit about Chicago and Illinois politics." Dino

Our state Motto is "Will the Defendant Please Rise"

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Ambassador to Japan

"Any decent candidate against her couldn’t get a long enough furlough from prison to serve a single term. I heard a bit about Chicago and Illinois politics." Dino

Our state Motto is "Will the Defendant Please Rise"

State Bird is the Jailbird. Ours is a Vulture. If you hang around Sacramento long enough you physically morph into them.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Is Rahm Emmanuel available?

He can have his MOSSAD brother keep an eye on the South Side. The new police will look like a pack of slumlords.

 

[gmase]

Pardon me dropping this here, but it is related to Chicago. 🤷‍♂️
https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/565795-chicago-owes-trump-1m-tax-refund

Chicago owes Trump a $1 million tax refund. Make the mayor sign that check.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Pardon me dropping this here, but it is related to Chicago. 🤷‍♂️
https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/565795-chicago-owes-trump-1m-tax-refund

Chicago owes Trump a $1 million tax refund. Make the mayor sign that check.

I would take an IOU from Rod Blagojevich before taking a leap of faith accepting a personal check from Lori Lightfoot. I'm not sure I even take large bills from her.

 

[gmase]

I would take an IOU from Rod Blagojevich before taking a leap of faith accepting a personal check from Lori Lightfoot. I'm not sure I even take large bills from her.

Blago has the pedigree to become mayor. He already has the jail term behind him.
https://www.politico.com/news/2021/08/03/rod-blagojevich-sues-illinois-502250