Atheist (parody)

[assari]

Do you mean this part?

Yes.

assari is always good for a thread full of luls.

Right. (wtf)

 

[assari]

Thanks Assari, you fucking banana.

Now BC and Mariah Milano are going to scrap.




See what you started?

I think that they like each other.

They are just too shy to admit it.

I got the joke, buddy!

Thanks *******!

 

[bigwarmload]

@Mariahxxx, All those posts here and throughout your other thread. What a **** poor attitude and general outlook you posses Mariahxxx, one would think given the past you described above that you would have at least an once of humility, compassion and the ability to cope rationally and intelligently with others, but it seems utterly and completely absent as are many traits and attributes you seem to lack or are way under developed given your age. You seem so truly insecure with yourself that every chance you get you applaud yourself and reassure yourself through various methods all while belittling others. This pattern persists over and over, you seriously have some deep rooted issues you need to address on many levels. I am sorry to hear of your past experiences but those don't provide justification for your attitude, actions and treatment of others. Can you allow yourself to comprehend or see any of these things?

 

[Jack Davenport]

nope never been with an attorney. If I had issues with someone who was a man I guess you could say that, but so far counselor, the jury's still out on the man part. I have no reason to dislike attorney's other than many are weasels and hide behind "I'll sue you" for everything. I really only have issues with the ones you probably dislike also. the criminal defense attorneys who represent the scum of society. other than that I don't stereo type them. you are the one who said you wouldn't want to have to explain to the state bar why you were in a fight with a girl from a porn forum. in other words, you are so soft you think that the North Carolina state bar would find out???? that's attorney thinking there dude. I wouldn't tell a soul. that would be on YOU.

nothing will happen because you're a blow hard big mouth who thinks being a big guy intimidates people. Bigger they are the harder they fall right?

Since we are listing our bona fides I will give you a little bit of info. A couple of years ago I was in a bar after work. I went to take a **** and a ***** ****** fucker was standing at the urinal beside me taking a ****. Oh he was a little bigger than me about 6'2 235 lbs. He was ***** out of his mind and decided to strike up a conversation. I happened to be wearing a shirt and tie and he says slurring " hey buddy are you a real estate agent?" Thinking he was just another ***** I didn't answer him. "hey man are you a car salesman?" Again I didn't answer him. As I was walking out he says "oh you must be a doctor or a lawyer" I finally said to him "Do you make it a habit to strike up a conversation when a man is trying to take a ****?" He looks at me with that stupid hillbilly wild eyed look and threatens to whip my ass. I chuckled and walked out. I went back up to the bar and grabbed my ***** and started a conversation with the manager and we were talking about him and what just happened.

The dude walks up to me and the manager and sticks his hand out like he wanted to apologize and I offered my hand and at that moment he plows me right in my mouth. I look down and my white shirt is covered in ***** but I didn't feel anything just numb. he looks at me shocked that he didn't lay me out and realizes that now he has a fight on his hands. I guess he was a first punch type of redneck and it worked well in the past for him.

I looked at the manager and he just said do what you gotta do and I hit him so hard that he was carried out by EMS.

So yeah you can call me all the names you want. I have brawled with grown ass men before although I don't go looking for it. I am not worried about a little ex porn star with a Napoleon complex.

 

[Shifty]

** At this point Assari is totally lost. He doesn't have a clue what's going on. **

 

[Mariahxxx]

wait, he was bigger than you and he was 235 and you think you're BIG? my grapple partner is 6 4 & 270 pounds.

again it isnt how hard you hit, its where you hit. balls, throat, knees, nose collarbone which breaks very easily

 

[Mariahxxx]

and to the other dickhead, you bore me. every post you put up is the same dude. come up with some new material for fuck's sake.

 

[Mariahxxx]

and BC my ex who went to prison could rip a phone book in half back in 97 when they were 4 inches thick. he got pissed once and ripped chunks of fabric out of our couch with his hands. think about that one for a minute. strong and big mean zero when someone knows where to hit / kick properly. and he went to prison for 15 months because he was on probation for beating a marine's ass nearly to death. so please, you will NEVER impress me or scare me.

 

[bigwarmload]

and to the other dickhead, you bore me. every post you put up is the same dude. come up with some new material for fuck's sake.

Typical ignorant persons response, play dumb and talk stupid, your stupidity is even more profound with every post you make. The funny thing is in your eyes your so wonderful and smart.

 

[bigwarmload]

my grapple partner is 6 4 & 270 pounds.

If someone said they were 7'2" and 600 pounds of pure muscle then your grappling partner would have been 10'5" and 2500 pounds right.

Why aren't you making millions being at the forefront of female boxing or MMA then? You make yourself out to be the female Mike Tyson, Chuck Liddell, etc..

 

[Jack Davenport]

wait, he was bigger than you and he was 235 and you think you're BIG? my grapple partner is 6 4 & 270 pounds.

again it isnt how hard you hit, its where you hit. balls, throat, knees, nose collarbone which breaks very easily

Oh just run along.

Yeah, I am in pretty good shape for a man my age. I'll refrain from the insults that would be so easy to hand out right now. I had a good *** (god rest his soul) that taught me a lot of valuable things.

So kindly just STFU. You look like a fool. And I look even worse for engaging in this nonsense with you.

 

[bigwarmload]

...not worried about a little ex porn star with a Napoleon complex.

Its absurd isn't it.

 

[Jack Davenport]

and BC my ex who went to prison could rip a phone book in half back in 97 when they were 4 inches thick. he got pissed once and ripped chunks of fabric out of our couch with his hands. think about that one for a minute. strong and big mean zero when someone knows where to hit / kick properly. and he went to prison for 15 months because he was on probation for beating a marine's ass nearly to death. so please, you will NEVER impress me or scare me.

Good and he went to prison where he belonged. I neither care to impress or scare you.

You pushed my buttons today for some reason. You've had your fun now go and challenge someone else.

 

[bigwarmload]

and BC my ex who went to prison could rip a phone book in half back in 97 when they were 4 inches thick.

Did you walk to school in the snow uphill both ways back then also? Wow 4 inches thick, can he rip an iphone in half now days in the modern era?

 

[STDiva]

I once knocked out a dog with one punch.

 

[bigwarmload]

I once knocked out a dog with one punch.

Mariahxxx would so kick your ass, the dogs she fights are bigger than yours.

 

[Mariahxxx]

yawning at the dickhead. go ***** a douche loser.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I once knocked out a dog with one punch.

Did the dog seem upset?

 

[Jack Davenport]

I think that they like each other.

Stop trying to be a Finnish hippie.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I once knocked out a dog with one punch.

But Big Al says dogs can't look up.