Atheist (parody)

[Mr_Stiffy]

Where do you get this crap?

Read post #22

Do you mean this part?

This is a humorous thread.

I would say in response, "read post #5" but I know you already have, because you've quoted and responded to part of it. So instead I say - read it again :

I know you're likely to hide behind "it's parody, not serious" but the point of a parody is usually that it's amusing.

Anyhooo.....

well now you know of one.

Sure. I meant I didn't know know anyone that flew 1st class, despite knowing lots of atheists. Disproving any correlation between the two within my own circle. I also assume there is nothing in that book assari likes to put so much stock in that prevents his lot from flying 1st if they so wished.... no, can't recall a commandment saying "thou shalt not enjoy more leg room if thou canst afford it."

Oh, and hi. :wave: I like your porn and your cooking thread. I dabble. In cooking, that is.

Believe in rocks or trees or worship big cocks or inverted nipples.

Paging zdenka....

 

[Rattrap]

Look at it this way, you're aware of the other similar saying? The one about the watch? It goes, more or less, as follows:

Atheism can't be true because it's too far fetched. How could life evolve randomly? It's like taking all of the pieces of a watch, sticking them in a bag, shaking the bag up, and then pouring the contents out on a table and it resulting in a perfectly functional watch! It's just not possible to get that result from random stuff! It's too perfect, so the only answer is intelligent design!​

That, my friends, is the classic teleological argument for the existence of God.

First, they suggests the predestination of the human species and the world as it exists, which as a notion the atheist rejects. You're putting the pieces of a watch in the bag and looking to get a watch out of it. Or alternately you're taking a well of ink and getting a structured poem in an established language. It also suggests no waste, which means no evolutionary dead ends, no failed species rendered extinct, nothing beyond the desired result.
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It suggests that shit works. That's not true. Species go extinct. People malfunction and get cancer, or have aneurisms, or are still born, or any other number of defects.

...and that, my friends, is why it's bunk. Basically, Darwin put the last nail in that coffin.

Kudos, HHJJ. :clap:

 

[Jack Davenport]

That, my friends, is the classic teleological argument for the existence of God.


...and that, my friends, is why it's bunk. Basically, Darwin put the last nail in that coffin.

Kudos, HHJJ. :clap:

I knew you would like that.

Now, everything that you just said proves that the existence of a supreme being is bunk? Because things are imperfect?

If your version of how the universe came into being is true, a whole lot of perfection had to happen to create such an imperfect existence. And if there was one big bang then certainly another one could occur and wipe out everything as we know it. I mean this shit happens out of no where. All bets are off.

 

[bigwarmload]

Bravo Harley Spencer speak your mind if you feel the need. fuck them if they don't like it.

I think Harley's approach, articulation and tactics would vastly differ from your methods however, which would have made all the difference in the world by comparison for you in your thread. Just as you have proclaimed about the opposition imposing their views, your approach to the matter is exactly what you have stated that you dislike. It's one thing to state ones view it's entirely another to do it in the fashion in which you choose.

I take issue with someone that admittedly only has an 8th grade education calling us idiots just because we believe in something that she doesn't.

This may play a role in her approach and her feelings towards others and herself. I could careless what education a person has, as I have worked with CEO's with Ph.D's who were idiots and by contrast worked along side a colleague once who likewise didn't finish high school but was probably one of the most well rounded, well spoken person I have ever met on any topic. It's all up to the individual how they handle and present themselves. Mariahxxx's "I don't give a fuck" attitude and the like, speaks for itself.

I wont fly if I have to fly economy. I would imagine that steve jobs didnt fly economy either. or paul mccartney, or ringo starr or richard branson or howard stern....all atheists.

So you feel you are on their level of stature? Tons of people fly first class from all nationalities, faiths, economic backgrounds, so what is the correlation and the point you're trying to make here? Such adolescence nonsense you speak.

 

[Mariahxxx]

I dont bash wealthy people. please quote where I have done so ONE time. Once again you make shit up to support your comment. I have zero issue with success, I applaud it. I just also have no problem asking wealthy people to pay a little more. I also dont think that because you are wealthy you should be able to buy your way out of trouble or to be able to pay a team of accountants to eliminate your tax debt. And I dont think that giving big chunks of money to a fucking church that rakes in millions of dollars should be a write off either.

That's where we differ on the wealthy. You think they should pay less taxes than working class people and have no oversight to their business practices. I think they should have zero afforded laws written for their specific benefit. I am by no means wealthy, but because I do well I would have zero problem paying more. I donate money to charity and I sponsor projects and things like I mentioned in my other thread with the big cat rescue and covenant house.

 

[Mariahxxx]

of course I am not of their stature. I simply stated that he knew of several because I misunderstood how he meant what he said. Keep trollin troll.

and BC you might think you could handle me but there are things about me you don't know. I'll tell you this just to put in your head what I mean. My son's father was 11 years older than me. I had just turned 15 and he was 25 turning 26. He would go out and get fucked up and come home and beat my ass for being upset. I had run away from home to be with him so I couldn't go anywhere. I had a baby 1 month after my 17th birthday and he beat my ass for the last time. I put him in prison for 15 months. While he was away I dedicated myself to making sure no man ever beat my ass again, at least without taking a beating of his own. When my ex got out of prison he tried coming around and used seeing his son as an excuse. When I refused he put his hand on me and I broke 3 bones in his face, his wrist and his collarbone. he was six feet tall 200 pounds without an ounce of fat on him and fresh out of Corcoran State Penitentiary. He sent me a message on facebook a few months ago and said he still has the titanium plate around his eye socket.

So you go ahead and think you can handle me without violence. Oh yeah, you're an attorney so that means you'll call the cops and sue me. Pussy.

 

[Shifty]

I did not mean to offend anyone.

This thread is just a silly parody.

My job is incredibly boring, but the pay is pretty good.

Shame on anyone who posted in this thread. Except for me.

And Assari.

 

[Jack Davenport]

of course I am not of their stature. I simply stated that he knew of several because I misunderstood how he meant what he said. Keep trollin troll.

and BC You Might think you could handle me but there are things about me you don't know. I'll tell you this just to put in your head what I mean. My son's father was 11 years older than me. I had just turned 15 and he was 25 turning 26. He would go out and get fucked up and come home and beat my ass for being upset. I had run away from home to be with him so I couldn't go anywhere. I had a baby 1 month after my 17th birthday and he beat my ass for the last time. I put him in prison for 15 months. While he was away I dedicated myself to making sure no man ever beat my ass again, at least without taking a beating of his own. When my ex got out of prison he tried coming around and used seeing his son as an excuse. When I refused he put his hand on me and I broke 3 bones in his face, his wrist and his collarbone. he was six feet tall 200 pounds without an ounce of fat on him and fresh out of Corcoran State Penitentiary. He sent me a message on facebook a few months ago and said he still has the titanium plate around his eye socket.

So you go ahead and think you can handle me without violence. Oh yeah, you're an attorney so that means you'll call the cops and sue me. Pussy.

Oh you assume too much. I'm not a little guy. And my father was a Force Recon Marine that taught me how to defend and avert from a very early age.

So no you wouldn't land a hand on me and I can make certain of that gently and all the while you would never know how it happened. You just would be standing there looking even more stupid than you appear on this board.

 

[Shifty]

Does anyone else miss Revamp?

 

[Mariahxxx]

lol Im sure you're a real bad ass lol and what does being a big guy have to do with shit? your knees will break easier being bigger. Your throat is a bigger target and your balls though surely miniature can be crushed before you can lift your big heavy arms. my son's father wasn't little either. he took a beating after 15 months in the state pen

oh wait, are you going to have Jesus put me in a time freeze or something mystical???? maybe an angel can put a spell on me while you move out of the way!

I don't give a fuck who your daddy is. you aren't him. the bigger the better is how I learned so you wanna put your money where your mouth is counselor? We can do it legally in a gym if you'd like.

 

[xfire]

if there was one big bang then certainly another one could occur and wipe out everything as we know it

And another to start it up all over again, followed by, you guessed it, another on a loop ad infinitum.

 

[Jack Davenport]

lol Im sure you're a real bad ass lol and what does being a big guy have to do with shit? your knees will break easier being bigger. Your throat is a bigger target and your balls though surely miniature can be crushed before you can lift your big heavy arms. my son's father wasn't little either. he took a beating after 15 months in the state pen

oh wait, are you going to have Jesus put me in a time freeze or something mystical???? maybe an angel can put a spell on me while you move out of the way!

I don't give a fuck who your daddy is. you aren't him. the bigger the better is how I learned so you wanna put your money where your mouth is counselor? We can do it legally in a gym if you'd like.

Oh so you want to try with all the comforts of a gym. You're the one with the big fucking mouth. How many people have you threatened in the past month. You do realize that a man if attacked he has a right to defend himself even if a woman is attacking him right? No you probably didn't. You aren't splitting atoms on your day off that's for sure.

I probably will take a visit down to Safety Harbor to my place in the next month or so and I love going to the Hard Rock casino. If I do I will let you know and you can come over to the craps table or wherever I am and introduce yourself, make sure I am the guy you want to pummel and take your best shot. Guarantee it will never happen.

You're just another keyboard commando with a big mouth and a lot of self loathing. it's not like your act is anything new.

 

[Mariahxxx]

I did not mean to offend anyone.

This thread is just a silly parody.

My job is incredibly boring, but the pay is pretty good.

so you make a new thread taking a shot at me for what exactly? fodder for a new thread of assholes being assholes? I'm ok with it, just don't say you didn't mean to offend anyone. You Might wanna look up what parody means cause this ain't it homie.

 

[Mariahxxx]

I have threatened 2 people in the last month. You and that other dickhead. I offered a gym so You Might consider it so you would have witnesses. You are a lawyer after all and I know how you pussies think.

I think you are confusing me with someone who thinks a big guy is tougher because that's all show. Big means more weight on the knees so they snap easier with a properly placed kick. A bigger throat to break. slower heavier arms to swing and get out in front of you and longer recover times. Jack Reacher you are not of that I am 100% certain. maybe the movie version with Tom Cruise, but not the version Lee Child has in mind when he writes.

You let me know when you're here and we'll see who's the pussy. it isn't me.

have you seen my mugshot? I was in a parking lot of a hotel at 3am when a fan approached me and another girl and asked for photos and autographs. We were nice about it and he wouldn't take no for an answer. He called me a whore and he grabbed my arm. he went to the hospital and I spent the night in jail for demostic battery and was released and charges dropped. he was a big fucking guy. in the police report it said he was 6 3 315 pounds. I was hammered and he still got his nose busted and kicked in the balls so hard he threw up.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I have threatened 2 people in the last month. You and that other dickhead. I offered a gym so You Might consider it so you would have witnesses. You are a lawyer after all and I know how you pussies think.

I think you are confusing me with someone who thinks a big guy is tougher because that's all show. Big means more weight on the knees so they snap easier with a properly placed kick. A bigger throat to break. slower heavier arms to swing and get out in front of you and longer recover times. Jack Reacher you are not of that I am 100% certain. maybe the movie version with Tom Cruise, but not the version Lee Child has in mind when he writes.

You let me know when you're here and we'll see who's the pussy. it isn't me.

have you seen my mugshot? I was in a parking lot of a hotel at 3am when a fan approached me and another girl and asked for photos and autographs. We were nice about it and he wouldn't take no for an answer. He called me a whore and he grabbed my arm. he went to the hospital and I spent the night in jail for demostic battery and was released and charged dropped. he was a big fucking guy. in the police report it said he was 6 3 315 pounds. I was hammered and he still got his nose busted and kicked in the balls so hard he threw up.

Ah.. I see you are taking out all of your man issues with posters on a message board. Did a lawyer dump you after he used you like a plastic fuck doll for about a month?

You seem to have issues with attorneys beyond the normal stereotypical crap. Believe me, when I go down to Tampa I will let you know. Nothing will happen and then I can come back here and post about what a loud mouth little girl with daddy issues that you really are.

I look forward to it.

 

[Mariahxxx]

nope never been with an attorney. If I had issues with someone who was a man I guess you could say that, but so far counselor, the jury's still out on the man part. I have no reason to dislike attorney's other than many are weasels and hide behind "I'll sue you" for everything. I really only have issues with the ones you probably dislike also. the criminal defense attorneys who represent the scum of society. other than that I don't stereo type them. you are the one who said you wouldn't want to have to explain to the state bar why you were in a fight with a girl from a porn forum. in other words, you are so soft you think that the North Carolina state bar would find out???? that's attorney thinking there dude. I wouldn't tell a soul. that would be on YOU.

nothing will happen because you're a blow hard big mouth who thinks being a big guy intimidates people. Bigger they are the harder they fall right?

 

[STDiva]

assari is always good for a thread full of luls.

I mean....cut it out, you guys!!!

 

[assari]

so you make a new thread taking a shot at me for what exactly? fodder for a new thread of assholes being assholes? I'm ok with it, just don't say you didn't mean to offend anyone. You might wanna look up what parody means cause this ain't it homie.

Then this is a parody which is trying to parody parodies.

If this thread is a shot then it hit us all. :dunno:

 

[Shifty]

Thanks Assari, you fucking banana.

Now BC and Mariah Milano are going to scrap.

See what you started?

 

[STDiva]

Then this is a parody which is trying to parody parodies.:

I got the joke, buddy!