Atheist (parody)

[Jack Davenport]

I'm occasionally thoughtful, but I don't like to make a habit of it...



Wait... who's disbelief in the G-spot?



I don't think I could be a hippie. They're all about peace and love like that Jesus guy. I got nuthin' against the man, never met him myself, but I'm not really buddy/buddy with his ***, and I hear that kind of thing is pretty important to him. :dunno:



And... yes.

Happy, the title above your name says you don't think the G-spot exists.

 

[assari]

Umm... This is ridiculous.

I do not own a big boat, let alone any boat, or even a car or bike. While I can cook and enjoy it, I rarely do so as I love eating takeout. I care about pollution like crazy, you should've seen my rant about littering over on my forum. I've never flown first class, nor purchased my own plane tickets.

Don't stereotype.

Harley, you're young and you live in the cradle of capitalism, so do not say that you could not become owner of big boat.

Seriously speaking; I do not believe that all atheist would be similar and this writing is not against Mariah.

I do not necessarily agree with her on all issues, but I think that she has a good attitude.

This is a humorous thread.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Happy, the title above your name say you don't believe the G-spot exists.

Ah, hadn't seen that. However, much like an erection in Church, I'm gonna explain that away just by saying that I have no control over it... :dunno:

 

[assari]

Assari is the worst Finn ever.

Thanks dear.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

I believe that the world could be a more peaceful place without them.

A typical atheist owns a big boat, cooks all the time and does not tolerate religious people.

They also do not care about pollution;

If you do not agree with them they fly to you and they always travel in 1st class.

So, in the name of peace, please always agree with the atheist.

:thefinger shut your mouth cabrón
its not because you're frustrated about (the lovely) Mariah Milano, than you can come here and talking trash on atheist people
we can say the same thing about christians people
and by the way i have no boat & i don't cooking so shut up!

 

[assari]

Where do you get this crap?

Read post #22

 

[JaanaRuutu]

I shared a beautiful story from my ********* and no one cared.

 

[Jack Davenport]

My *** used to own a johnboat that my m-m would always call a John boy because she watched the Waltons a lot.
oh and we're all atheists.

I know you have spent a lot of time in the United States but a Finnish chick knowing who the Waltons are is kinda weird and cool at the same time.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I shared a beautiful story from my ********* and no one cared.

I cared. I didn't understand it, because I don't know how the whole johnboat thing applied, or even what a "johnboat" is... but I cared!

Now I feel I have to admit my ignorance and ask... what's a johnboat? :o

Also, I used to watch the Waltons. I went through a classic TV phase where I watched a tonne of **** like that. Dunno why. :dunno:

 

[Jack Davenport]

I cared.

http://americancopywriter.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/14/luke_skywalker.jpg

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

http://americancopywriter.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/14/luke_skywalker.jpg

See... I, I don't know what to do with that either. :dunno:

But at least I know Luke Skywalker! So I get to not feel ignorant unlike with the "johnboat" thing! Yay! \o/

 

[Jack Davenport]

See... I, I don't know what to do with that either. :dunno:

But at least I know Luke Skywalker! So I get to not feel ignorant unlike with the "johnboat" thing! Yay! \o/

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Wow. That... that was a random one-off line and you remembered it for some reason. I'm kind of impressed. I say that as someone who, at one point, knew way too much about Star Wars. Of course, I've since forgotten most of what I knew. I blame the ****, ****** and illicit narcotics. :dunno:

 

[Jack Davenport]

Wow. That... that was a random one-off line and you remembered it for some reason. I'm kind of impressed. I say that as someone who, at one point, knew way too much about Star Wars. Of course, I've since forgotten most of what I knew. I blame the ****, ****** and illicit narcotics. :dunno:

It stuck with me because I felt he was cock blocking me against Princess Leia

 

[Mariahxxx]

Rubbish. I've had plenty of religious people try to convince me that Christ died for my sins - on the fucking bus, among other places - and I've never witnessed an atheist give a religious person any hassle about their beliefs either in person or on networks and forums, unless challenged first about their belief, namely their belief that there is no God.



Where do you get this crap?



I don't know any atheists that travel 1st class, and I know a lot of atheists. Actually, I don't know anybody that travels first class, unless they're on their honeymoon or something. I really don't see what one has to do with the other.

I know you're likely to hide behind "it's parody, not serious" but the point of a parody is usually that it's amusing.

well now you know of one. does that look like an economy seat to you? I haven't flown coach other than a quick jump to atlanta from tampa in 4 years. I wont fly if I have to fly economy. I would imagine that steve jobs didnt fly economy either. or paul mccartney, or ringo starr or richard branson or howard stern....all atheists.

 

[Mariahxxx]

I don't have a "big boat" by any means. I have a 19 foot center console boat. that is hardly big by any standard.

I care about pollution very much. Its the right wing republicans who claim that pollution doesnt harm anything and that companies shouldnt be regulated and that there shouldn't be an Environmental Protection Agency. I just bought a hybrid car 2 weeks ago so not sure where that is coming from?

and yeah I fly first class so what? I earned my money and I give a lot of my money away. I don't mind paying more in taxes because I am very fortunate.

I am very tolerant of religious people who keep their stupid made up **** to themselves. Its when they create laws and impose those opinions on the rest of us that I get pissed off.

And yes if you talk **** to me like you know me and insult me like you wanna fight, I'll fucking go wherever I need to go to let you man up and see how tough you anonymous pussies really are.

and I make a great living cooking and I enjoy it. Do you love your job and make a lot of money doing it? Not many people can say that so again, not sure where that came from.

Parody is by definition supposed to be funny. your post is fucking dumb and inaccurate.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Its when they create laws and impose those opinions on the rest of us that I get pissed off.

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:yesyes: totally agree!

 

[Mariahxxx]

but everyone gets their big magic underwear in a bunch and tries to say Im saying its everyone. Not true. I don't give a FUCK what you do if you do it without imposing it on other people. Believe in rocks or trees or worship big cocks or inverted nipples. Just keep it to yourself. why the fuck do religious people feel like they have to tell everyone and convert everyone? The church encourages it because to them it's all about money.

Bravo Harley Spencer speak your mind if you feel the need. fuck them if they don't like it.

 

[assari]

Do you love your job and make a lot of money doing it?

Parody is by definition supposed to be funny. your post is fucking dumb and inaccurate.

I did not mean to offend anyone.

This thread is just a silly parody.

My job is incredibly boring, but the pay is pretty good.

 

[Jack Davenport]

well now you know of one. does that look like an economy seat to you? I haven't flown coach other than a quick jump to atlanta from tampa in 4 years. I wont fly if I have to fly economy. I would imagine that steve jobs didnt fly economy either. or paul mccartney, or ringo starr or richard branson or howard stern....all atheists.

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Ah yes A First Class riding globetrotting leftist. Always bashing the rich but aspires to be one of them. Knows all the rich and powerful people and threatens to meet people to knock their teeth out. I can't speak for the others that you have threatened but speaking for myself, I can assure you that if you had the chance to hit me you wouldn't be able to land a punch.

I am fully capable of stopping that from happening without ********. How much is your carbon footprint each year?

Fuck you and the Sybian you rode in on.