Ask a British Person.......

[BlueBalls]

why are you so British?

You know when you get really constipated?

It's kinda like that.

 

[Vim Fuego]

You know when you get really constipated?

It's kinda like that.

You forgot to mention... 'when it comes out and it's a really knobbly one'. It really is kinda like that, but we get by, each day at a time.

 

[mrtrebus]

i guess you all hate me
does the average brit cheat as much as Americans?

NO. British human units mate for life. When an British gentleman dies his spouse commits suicide, she salutes the photo of the Queen that everyone has in their home, sheds a single tear, strips down to her union flag underwear & then undertakes the final valiant act, submerging herself in a large cup of hot sweet tea.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I hate that duck!

 

[mrtrebus]

I hate that duck!

 

[dogbone27]

anyone goes to edge hill university?.

 

[GWhizz]

]You know when you get really constipated?[/B]

A typical symptom from an obese American, although we are catching up mind (and blame you for it...)

At least our humour is better.

 

[BlueBalls]

A typical symptom from an obese American, although we are catching up mind (and blame you for it...)

At least our humour is better.

You think I'm an American? Hmm...... :1orglaugh

 

[GWhizz]

You think I'm an American? Hmm...... :1orglaugh

Since you can't be bothered to have it on your profile I have no idea.

 

[BlueBalls]

Since you can't be bothered to have it on your profile I have no idea.

Better to just assume. Good to know. :hatsoff:

 

[ed007]

Since you can't be bothered to have it on your profile I have no idea.

Better to just assume. Good to know. :hatsoff:

"The truth is stranger than fiction" - David Miliband

It's true. :1orglaugh

 

[GWhizz]

Better to just assume. Good to know. :hatsoff:

Well sorry I presumed. But my statement about Americans still stands.

:tongue:

 

[BlueBalls]

Meh, I don't care. I was just bored earlier.

:hatsoff:

 

[ed007]

^^ Nice to see you are getting along. Ed's your uncle.

 

[marquis2]

"The truth is stranger than fiction" - David Miliband

It's true. :1orglaugh

So is David Milliband.

 

[mrtrebus]

So is David Milliband.

For all you Mill-fans! From your friend mrtrebus. :lovecoupl

 

[titsrock]

Is it true that the Prime Minister has a secret button on his desk labeled "Page 3" and he can summon that day's Page 3 hottie to come to his office for a blow?

 

[megusta69]

is it true that the prime minister has a secret button on his desk labeled "page 3" and he can summon that day's page 3 hottie to come to his office for a blow?

yes!

 

[ed007]

For all You Mill-fans! From your friend mrtrebus. :lovecoupl

:bowdown: :bowdown:

 

[dogbone27]

Since you can't be bothered to have it on your profile I have no idea.

BB is a down right silly, brit.

I notice by the way he spell realise and some of the things he says...I need to stop stalking the brits.