Ask a British Person.......

[titsrock]

If British women were going to create a brand new sexual position, what would it be called and how would it, er, happen?

 

[rebekahdee]

If British women were going to create a brand new sexual position, what would it be called and how would it, er, happen?

Wow thats a hard one....I will need some time to think of one!

R.x

 

[BlueBalls]

If British women were going to create a brand new sexual position, what would it be called and how would it, er, happen?

The Ploughman's Lunch.

You attach a horse to her tits (with some rope) and and fuck her as the horses pull her along the field. Then - afterwards - pull out the block of cheese you stuck up her ass and share it with the horses. As you're already pickling your cock there's no need to bring any along.

 

[mrtrebus]

If British women were going to create a brand new sexual position, what would it be called and how would it, er, happen?

The Not Now I Want To Watch Eastenders position. This would involve the man leaving the room, going to his shed & masturbating over a picture of his wife's sister (again).

 

[mrtrebus]

Sorry to hijack the conversation but being a 'Brit' my ears naturally pricked up when i saw the title of the thread. I thought i would post this to help Hot Mega out with the description of Northern Birds which highlights some great British humour too.

Excuse those who are already familiar with the vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR0hTVt-pPQ

REbekah.xxx

 

[dogbone27]

i heard that most british women have a thing for anal sex?. is this true?.

 

[mrtrebus]

i heard that most british women have a thing for anal sex?. is this true?.

no.

 

[dogbone27]

no.

I wasn't expect to just hear no...break out the jokes, fool.

 

[mrtrebus]

I wasn't expect to just hear no...break out the jokes, fool.

no.

What he said. . .

 

[dogbone27]

do most british women have big tits?.

 

[marquis2]

do most british women have big tits?.

Bigger than British men have

 

[sdj374]

The stereotypes regarding Essex girls. Fact or fiction?

 

[Prod3]

The stereotypes regarding Essex girls. Fact or fiction?

some fact, some fiction....it depends on which essex girls you bump into I guess. Some are normal, some are not so normal & some are strange lol

 

[rebekahdee]

i heard that most british women have a thing for anal sex?. is this true?.

Absolutely not true, the path to my back garden is strictly a one way street! Hence the reason it looks like this still:



Rebekah.x

 

[CharDonnay]

some fact, some fiction....it depends on which essex girls you bump into I guess. Some are normal, some are not so normal & some are strange lol

Thats about right. lol

 

[sisnimals]

NO. British human units mate for life. When an British gentleman dies his spouse commits suicide, she salutes the photo of the Queen that everyone has in their home, sheds a single tear, strips down to her union flag underwear & then undertakes the final valiant act, submerging herself in a large cup of hot sweet tea.

im packing my bags.:rofl:

 

[dogbone27]

Absolutely not true, the path to my back garden is strictly a one way street! Hence the reason it looks like this still:



Rebekah.x

 

[collector]

What do British people say before they start eating. I don´t mean things like "yummy" or something like that. In Germany, we say "Guten Appetit" in order to express that we wish each person a "good appetit". The French people say "Bon Appetit". Is there an English equivalent for this saying?

What do you say in Britain?

Enjoy your meal? Have a nice meal?

Can you give me a formal and a more colloquial example?
Greetings collector

 

[emilyswallows*]

What do British people say before they start eating.

Normally we don't, we're too busy watching tv! :1orglaugh

 

[marquis2]

What do British people say before they start eating. I don´t mean things like "yummy" or something like that. In Germany, we say "Guten Appetit" in order to express that we wish each person a "good appetit". The French people say "Bon Appetit". Is there an English equivalent for this saying?

What do you say in Britain?

Enjoy your meal? Have a nice meal?

Can you give me a formal and a more colloquial example?
Greetings collector

We said grace at school. "From what we are about to receive, Good Lord deliver us"

On the whole we wouldn't tell somebody to enjoy a meal. like "have a nice day" it's a meaningless phrase which insults the intelligence.