Ask a British Person.......

[mrtrebus]

Is it true that the Prime Minister has a secret button on his desk labeled "Page 3" and he can summon that day's Page 3 hottie to come to his office for a blow?

Yes. This sexual initiative was instigated by Maggie Thatcher.

 

[maildude]

Q: I heard that farting during a House Of Commons assemblage is considered a vote for the Conservatives. Is this true?

 

[ed007]

"The truth is stranger than fiction" - David Miliband

It's true. :1orglaugh

So is David Milliband.

You're right. :rofl:

For all you Mill-fans! From your friend mrtrebus. :lovecoupl

I heard Milliband use the saying in a TV interview. He said it like he owned the words. I should have known better than to believe a politician could cum up with something as good as that. Thanks guys. :rofl:

 

[maildude]

Q: If a train leaving West Hampstead traveling at 45 kph collides with a dairy truck trying to cross the tracks at 25 kph, how much cream would be created from the impact, given 7X squared = 2piY cubed?

 

[mrtrebus]

Q: If a train leaving West Hampstead traveling at 45 kph collides with a dairy truck trying to cross the tracks at 25 kph, how much cream would be created from the impact, given 7X squared = 2piY cubed?

We don't have 'dairy trucks' in the UK & our vehicle speed is measured in mph not kph.

 

[maildude]

We don't have 'dairy trucks' in the UK & our vehicle speed is measured in mph not kph.

Oh, sorry...dairy trollies.

 

[mrtrebus]

Oh, sorry...dairy trollies.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Is the Hammersmith Odeon still around?

 

[mrtrebus]

Is the Hammersmith Odeon still around?

Yes, but now its called HMV Hammersmith Apollo.

 

[aly25]

What I don't understand is why getting drunk looks to be like the No 1 entertainment activity for the British people?

 

[mrtrebus]

What I don't understand is why getting drunk looks to be like the No 1 entertainment activity for the British people?

Enjoying a drink, which isn't the same as getting drunk, is a part of British life. Pub culture is important to us, it's where the working man can relax & where all are equal.

 

[dogbone27]

how long does it take to get from london to liverpool by a car or a train?.

 

[BlueBalls]

3 to 4 hours depending on how you choose to go about getting there. Train'll probably be faster.

 

[dogbone27]

3 to 4 hours depending on how you choose to go about getting there. Train'll probably be faster.

Ah, so it like driving from New york to wash dc i could do that.

What about southport to Nottingham?

 

[mrtrebus]

Ah, so it like driving from New york to wash dc i could do that.

What about southport to Nottingham?

3 to 4 hours depending on how you choose to go about getting there. Train'll probably be faster.

 

[titsrock]

What is Lennox Lewis up to these days, anyway?

 

[BlueBalls]

What is Lennox Lewis up to these days, anyway?

I thought he was a boxing commentator for US TV? Maybe I'm wrong..... :dunno:

 

[dogbone27]

3 to 4 hours depending on how you choose to go about getting there. Train'll probably be faster.

you just said the samething bb said:1orglaugh

 

[mrtrebus]

What is Lennox Lewis up to these days, anyway?

Lennox is now working as a lecturer in Yugoslavian Economics at Durham University.

 

[rebekahdee]

I have a British friend who refers to some women there as "northern girls". I gather I know what he means....anyone familiar with the expression?

Sorry to hijack the conversation but being a 'Brit' my ears naturally pricked up when i saw the title of the thread. I thought i would post this to help Hot Mega out with the description of Northern Birds which highlights some great British humour too.

Excuse those who are already familiar with the vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR0hTVt-pPQ

REbekah.xxx