Ask a British Person.......
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Hugh Laurie will always be Bertie Wooster. He was great in 'Jeeves and Wooster'. They don't make those sort of adaptations anymore. It's all reality bullshit and 'one-off dramas' these days.
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You all have plans to take Simon Cowell back anytime soon? Please, pretty please? 
You all have plans to take Simon Cowell back anytime soon? Please, pretty please?
no you can keep him call it a present
Is this how Brits like their scrambled eggs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU_B3QNu_Ks
Points to consider:
1) Add salt before or only after?
2) Whisk eggs beforehand and then add to a greased pan
or add eggs first, then butter and whisk in the pan while cooking?
3) Take on and off heat as you go or not?
4) Serve with vine tomatoes or not?
5) What to add? Creme fraiche, sour cream, mayo, cream, milk or nothing?
6) Kick Gordon Ramsay in the Davinas?
(Catch the ending line?: "upstairs now, and give it to her in bed... the breakfast.")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU_B3QNu_Ks
Points to consider:
1) Add salt before or only after?
2) Whisk eggs beforehand and then add to a greased pan
or add eggs first, then butter and whisk in the pan while cooking?
3) Take on and off heat as you go or not?
4) Serve with vine tomatoes or not?
5) What to add? Creme fraiche, sour cream, mayo, cream, milk or nothing?
6) Kick Gordon Ramsay in the Davinas?
(Catch the ending line?: "upstairs now, and give it to her in bed... the breakfast.")
I like the different phrasing that Brits use compared to North America.
For instance "I'll ring you up" - means "I'll give you a phone call".
Once, I was staying at a Bed & Breakfast in London. One of the people working there was an extremely beautiful Icelandic lass who was attending one of the local Universities. The rooms didn't have alarm clocks, and as I was heading upstairs to my room, the beautiful lady asked "What time should I knock you up in the morning?" It took me a few moments to realize that she was asking what time should she knock on my door to wake me up. I thought about saying "Shouldn't that be the other way around?"
For instance "I'll ring you up" - means "I'll give you a phone call".
Once, I was staying at a Bed & Breakfast in London. One of the people working there was an extremely beautiful Icelandic lass who was attending one of the local Universities. The rooms didn't have alarm clocks, and as I was heading upstairs to my room, the beautiful lady asked "What time should I knock you up in the morning?" It took me a few moments to realize that she was asking what time should she knock on my door to wake me up. I thought about saying "Shouldn't that be the other way around?"
generally most people i know just break the eggs, whisk in a bowl, throw them on the heat wait for them turn into scrambled egg put it on a plate with some toast and pepper and eat. Were not all chef's so we don't spend time prancing about the kitchen with vine tomatoes. Sometimes milk is added to the whisked eggs.
which one of you Brits are going to pop Susan Boyle's cherry?
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/susan-boyle-shows-off-new-darker-do/21705?nc
Do people in Great Britain really consider her talented or is it a grande societal joke (i.e. William Hung?)
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/susan-boyle-shows-off-new-darker-do/21705?nc
Do people in Great Britain really consider her talented or is it a grande societal joke (i.e. William Hung?)
She's just sung an awesome version of Hallelujah whilst grinding down on my cock! I'll post the video later :1orglaugh
Yeh she's considered talent but i stay far away from any of those programs, although i will watch the x-factor auditions just for the nutters it pulls in, like the old man who was playing spoons thinking he was applying for Britains Got Talent. People here consider anything talent if the no brainers among us watch it so we have alot of crap TV.
Personally i loved Snatch, i think it is a big thing over here as well, i know all of my friends love it too, generally don't talk about it to strangers just because it's one of those films.
And "I fucking hate pikeys" is used alot among my friends just because of that film, especially when actual pikeys move into our neighbouring field.
Favorite "Snatch" quote, Tommy: "Go ahead. You want to see if I've got the minerals?" :rofl:
The missionary, always in the bedroom (the picture on the wall of the queen turned around so as not to offend her royalness) with the gentleman wearing bowler hat, long socks & Y-fronts. The Wife remains motionless (covered by a sheet with a hole cut in the relevant area) & thinks of england until her husband cums (pre-empted with the cry of "I'm arriving!" & him humming Land of Hope & Glory) after which they both stand salute each other & he returns to reading the financial times while The Wife prepares a restorative cup of tea. They never discuss what has just occurred.
