Ask a British Person.......
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Oi!! How dare you install camera's in my townhouse
I challenge you to pistols at dawn.
Because its named The America's Cup we feel it rather bad sport & impolite not to let you chaps win it? :dunno:
I think when it comes to boating we're only good at rowing.
I don't think they have been dominate in sailing since the 18th century. What's also ironic is that they invented soccer, the biggest sport in the world, and with the exception of one (some would say controversial) win they haven't real won that either.
Which I guess kind of leads to a question.
Why isn't the UK good at any of the sports it has invented?
Because we lack English players. Soccer isn't English anymore, you can't watch a match without the majority of players being from foreign countries.
Out of sheer politeness to the rest of the world.Maybe next season we should rename the premier league the world league and call the winner World Champions like in American sports.
Golf and Curling are also sports invented in Britain.
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Cricket
Darts
Tennis
Tabletennis
not forgetting Cheese Rolling & British Bulldog.
Other countries seem to be better because we are just TOO good at teaching our sports to johnny foreigner!
why do brits drive on the wrong side of the road?
Because we never changed. It's significantly safer for physiological reasons.
There are very many other countries in which driving is on the left;
Some Commonwealth countries and other former British colonies, such as Australia, Hong Kong, Singapore, New Zealand, Bangladesh, India, Pakistan, Malaysia and South Africa drive on the left, but others such as Canada, Gambia, Ghana, Nigeria, Sierra Leone, and the United States drive on the right. Other countries and territories which drive on the left are Thailand, Indonesia and East Timor in Southeast Asia, Suriname, Japan, the U.S. Virgin Islands and Macau. Most Pacific countries drive on the left, and South Asian countries, which constitute most of the Indian subcontinent, like India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal, Sri Lanka and Bhutan have left-hand traffic
No no no! Its you lot that drive on the 'wrong' side of the road!
Toot Toot! Outta the way damnable young upstart! :thumbsup:
I was reading a Playboy interview with Hugh Laurie, and he says something about the word 'quite' meaning opposite things in the US and the UK. In the US 'quite' is similar to 'very'. How about in the UK?
