Absurd Shopping List

[negator]

i'm going shopping for things that don't exist. please add anything you want me to pick up for you.

colostomy helper
vaginuts
1 doz philosophical eggs
1 shitloads of shite

 

[Iamforever]

a terrible iron maiden album.

 

[bodie54]

penis reduction pills
a Cubs world series ring
an objective Yankee fan

 

[tunsty]

An ounce of common sense
A grain of truth

 

[MADIronMaiden]

a terrible iron maiden album.

Hehe!

 

[squallumz]

if you have time, can you pick me up a good president?

 

[member006]

Can of hater repellent.

Common sense on a stick to give out at my next party.

A "all true facts" newspaper.

 

[negator]

1 box moss waifers (lite)
6 dark (light)
3-pack of puffy party pants
1 box of Depends "EXTREME!"
4:20 - the video game

 

[D-rock]

Business and political ethics

 

[Sutekh35]

10 boxes of odour eaters
half a can of lager
10 years subscription to Worm charmers weekly
1 packet of crushed Ginger Nuts
One plastic frying pan

 

[bigbadbrody]

A pair of parachute pants
fake mutton chops
shoes with fish in them

 

[Iamforever]

A pair of parachute pants
fake mutton chops
shoes with fish in them

these at one point or another did or do exist.:thumbsup:

 

[AFA]

ABC brand gum
(Already Been Chewed)

A good lite ****

 

[YMIHERE]

You’ll need one roll of toilet paper for every bag of groceries you get.

 

[pathfinder]

A Glock Carbine
A zombie
A Microsoft product that doesn't crash
A product with a life that doesn't last one day after the warranty expires
Lightsaber
Stealth suit

and a receipt

 

[Torre82]

This is SUCH a topic that needs to be moved to Post Games. HEAR HEAR!

An awesome topic. :two balls up:

 

[negator]

1 lb Nutbutter
hammond cheese organ
scrotum traps
2 "suicide in a box" - shrimp flavor
furniture dali

 

[member006]

Grab me a version of Microsoft works that works.

A newspaper that makes it to the porch.

A deliveryman that bathes.

 

[dave_rhino]

Get me a packet of whale bone flavoured donuts, would you?

 

[local568]

muffler bearing
muffler bearing grease
windshield wiper blade sharpener
tub of elbo grease
box of wavelengths