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  1. Mike Sorrentino

    For sale: 50 Cents Crib

    Don't be messing with my bro, Roald or I'll be running head first into a wall for y'all... ...now that's a situation!
  2. Mike Sorrentino

    advice with girl needed

    Get Gym, Get Tan, then show the broad your Situation. Either that or smush her best friend. Broad will be eating out of your hand ma'dude. Now that's the situation.
  3. Mike Sorrentino

    So i think my gf might be cheating on me :/

    Back by popular demand to tell you take Big Poppa's advice and man up, yo! Get some honeys, or in your case grenades, dawg. Now, THAT'S a situation.
  4. Mike Sorrentino

    R.I.P alexpnz

    R.I.P. dawg, this fist pump is for you
  5. Mike Sorrentino

    Do you hold a Grudge

    What did I do, dawg? :dunno:
  6. Mike Sorrentino

    Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino's Celebrity Endorsement for Miss Freeones 2011

    Hey Guidos and Guidettes, For this upcoming competition I'm gonna keep it Fresh 2 Def and go with the one and only Bree Olson for Miss Freeones 2011. Get Voting, y'all! :D:hi::mad:
  7. Mike Sorrentino

    Will Tim Tebow come out???

    Damn, Alex. It's kinda hard to dance when your partner has a crush on you. It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten. Now that's a situation!
  8. Mike Sorrentino

    Will Tim Tebow come out???

    Thanks, I keep reading these Alex is me rumors. I can assure you as on official checked guido member they are untrue. He is a fly dude though. Now that's a situation.
  9. Mike Sorrentino

    Will Tim Tebow come out???

    As someone known for saying some pretty dumb things, I never read anything dumber than that. Time to quit the forum in shame and don't come back until you have your Fresh 2 Def skills right. Now that's a situation.
  10. Mike Sorrentino

    Lots of This Around Here Lately...

    I think all guys can have at least one mancrush. In the case of all of you, it's gotta be for the Situation. I can understand why you would all love a man who basically looks like Rambo, more or less, with his shirt off. Now that's a situation
  11. Mike Sorrentino

    anyone here like football( soccer) and if you do wich team do you like the most ?

    New York Jets baby, the best football team out there.
  12. Mike Sorrentino

    Are There Any Grenades on Here?

    Sorry guys and broads, been busy with the GTL. Love the thread. Keep the love coming and the zoo creature broads to a minimum. Now that's a situation.
  13. Mike Sorrentino

    Has Audrey Bitoni orgasmed yet?

    This sounds like a job for yours truly. Now that's a Situation!
  14. Mike Sorrentino

    The internet as it should be.

    Now that's a situation dawg.
  15. Mike Sorrentino

    Getting buff on a low budget?

    If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet.
  16. Mike Sorrentino

    School me!

    He's right. Now that's a situation.
  17. Mike Sorrentino

    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    Do you do guidos? Once you go dark brown, you can't go back. Now that's a situation!
  18. Mike Sorrentino

    MTV Jersey Shore:Exposed!

    He is pretty fly, a regular situation.
  19. Mike Sorrentino

    Gulf Spill Overblown

    Lets get a hold of the seriousness of this situation. We need clean beaches for tanning.
  20. Mike Sorrentino

    Are There Any Grenades on Here?

    Launch them grenades outta here. Kick out the zoo creatures and bring in some classy broads. Now that's a situation.
  21. Mike Sorrentino

    What is it with noobs?

    Yeah, noobs ruin it for everybody. They need to get situated or they're going in the trunk of my car.
  22. Mike Sorrentino

    What are your favourite and most irritating American accents?

    Love this broad and her guidette accent. Now we got a situation.
  23. Mike Sorrentino

    Mike "The Situation" Looks Like Watto To Me

    That Watto is a handsome guy!
  24. Mike Sorrentino

    He's back! Now that's the situation!

    He's back! Now that's the situation!
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