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  1. Spleen

    Random Statement Thread II

    Just realised I've made a total of 4884 (now 4885) posts here. I have no idea how that ever happened. I should have spent more time outdoors.
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Shit has changed around here, quite dramatically.
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    The Member Above Me....

    Probably doesn't play bass.
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    Snarknado made me question everything i thought I knew about the world.
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    Melodic Death and Speed Metal Bands

    I prefer Pediatric Slush Metal or Jive-core.
  6. Spleen

    Random Statement Thread II

    I haven't been here in a very long time.
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    members with over 30,000 posts

    Yeah, well done chief.
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    members with over 30,000 posts

    Whoa, I dunno about that. 3,000+ posts on a porn forum is probably still too many. I say anyone that has more than 10 posts on here has a problem.
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    Game of Thrones

    I'm pretty much the only person on the planet who just doesn't "get" this show... I've attempted to watch it three times now, every time I find myself getting bored and ignoring it again for another 6 months. But dammit I feel left out! What the hell is wrong with me? I just feel like I'm...
  10. Spleen

    After Porn Ends

    Saw it yesterday. I mostly found it depressing seeing Crissy Moran talk about Jesus.
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    Probably going to kick myself for this...ask me anything!

    What is the circumference of a moose?
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    Girls Rimming Guys / Pornstars Licking, Eating Guys Ass (Tossing his Salad)

    Re: Girls Rimming Guys I saw a video of Gianna Michaels giving a dude a rimjob, it was HILARIOUS. She fucking hates it and I don't think has ever done it before. The guy pretty much sat on her face without giving her a choice. She started screaming and then pretended she was screaming in...
  13. Spleen

    question about red bumps on my anus

    Fuck, why are Baconsalts threads making their way back onto the front page?
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    whos the most depressing freeones member??????

    I'm a bit of a downer.
  15. Spleen

    Who would you rather have sex with: Octomom OR Tom Cruise

    Aren't they the same person?
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    The thing is, Kuklinski was actually quite low profile, which is ridiculous seeing how many...

    The thing is, Kuklinski was actually quite low profile, which is ridiculous seeing how many people he killed. He also very casually admitted it, not particularly boasting. I think it's quite believable, although there is no way of proving any of the theories.
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    Yeah I believe I saw the same doc. It's worth a read. It drags at points, but overall very...

    Yeah I believe I saw the same doc. It's worth a read. It drags at points, but overall very interesting/horrific. He admitted it was him who took out Jimmy Hoffa, although it was never proven.
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    Texas Dad Beats Daughter's Molester to Death

    While he will never get over having to witness his own daughter being raped, I bet he'll sleep a lot better knowing he served justice himself instead of just catching him, putting him in jail, and watching him get released 10 years later. I know I'd feel better, anyway.
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    Has Janet Mason had plastic surgery?

    Blatez
  20. Spleen

    Octomom's XXX Debut (UNCensored PICS + Video)

    Re: Octomom's XXX Debut She's looking pretty good. Masturbation? I give it a year before she's sucking her own shit off of some massive black cock for your viewing pleasure.
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    Does it bother you that some porn stars REFUSE to work with black guys?

    I wouldn't fuck a black guy either.
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    Beastie Boys Co-Founder Adam Yauch Dead at 48 after battle with cancer RIP

    Cancer? Nah. I'm telling y'all it's sabotage...
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    What is your favourite team chant/song?

    My local football team chant is quite simply "We're the Woking FC, We do what we like". Not very original, I know. However during a recent match an announcement came on saying "The following vehicles are parked illegally and need to be moved..." followed by about 5 or 6 registration plate...
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    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    ^ Awesome! Pies and burgers in New Zealand are fucking incredible. Fergburger in Queenstown is possibly the greatest burger restaurant I've ever been to (and I've been to a lot). Next time you're in Morocco, head to the coast and get yourself some Moray Eel. Simply grilled with a splash of...
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    What does a Female Pornstar thinks when she gets fucked?

    "Cash Rules Everything Around Me. C.R.E.A.M. Get the money. Dollar dollar bill, ya'll." Over and over again. Until he pops his "cream" on her tits. The Clan of Wu certainly isn't anything to fornicate with.
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    Invented Unofficial Board Rules

    This thread violates the unofficial board rules.
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    I blame...

    Canada too obvious?
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    Girls Rimming Guys / Pornstars Licking, Eating Guys Ass (Tossing his Salad)

    Re: Girls Rimming Guys Just thought you guys might like to know Abbey Brooks licks a dudes ass in "Female Sex Surrogates XXX" by Lethal Hardcore. First time I've seen her do that. Filth.
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    Yeah girls are stupid. I don't want no damn cooties.

    Yeah girls are stupid. I don't want no damn cooties.
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    How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"?

    Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex" I know for a fact I'm better in bed than anyone my girlfriend/ex girlfriends have fucked before so it wouldn't really bother me too much. Although, the other day, she made a passing comment about my dick...
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    I bet she's still here... Somewhere. I wonder if Poggy came back after I got his ass banned.

    I bet she's still here... Somewhere. I wonder if Poggy came back after I got his ass banned.
  32. Spleen

    I'd like to know what happened to Lady Love and Dr Death

    I'd like to know what happened to Lady Love and Dr Death
  33. Spleen

    I swear. Not really sure how I can prove it... Although, why would anyone pretend to be someone...

    I swear. Not really sure how I can prove it... Although, why would anyone pretend to be someone who only a handful of board members know?
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    Dave_Rhino...

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    Dave_Rhino...

    Thanks for the positive responses, thought I'd be banned by now.
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    Dave_Rhino...

    Get out of my thread.
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    Dave_Rhino...

    I even phoned up his home number and gave him some abuse. That's how much I hated him.
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    Dave_Rhino...

    Nah but I'm certain he's still here somewhere. I'm also certain that cunt Poggy is still around somewhere. I also may as well make it public that I hacked his account (even found his number and address) and I'm the reason he "left". He was a scumbag and quite possibly a criminal.
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    Dave_Rhino...

    ....Is me. I'm bored of this place now anyways. For whose of you who knew, and who are still even here, thanks for keeping it a secret. Ciao.
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    Problems, bugs, errors, etc with the new board - report here

    For fuck sake, I leave you guys alone for 5 minutes AND LOOK WHAT YOU DO TO THE PLACE! THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
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    Metal bands that cover other metal band songs

    Metal covers are usually, 9 times out of 10, fucking shit.
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    Best Canadian city

    I can imagine a lot of Americans will say Toronto because it's the only place they've actually been. My vote goes to Vancouver. It's one of the best cities in the world, not just the best in Canada.
  43. Spleen

    Is it illegal to possess Paris Hilton sex tape?

    It's not illegal, just frowned upon.
  44. Spleen

    Should Phone Books/Yellow Pages go away?

    I'd prefer to vote for option 4 "No, I don't use either, you dumb bastard" It's hardly a great work of fiction, it's a phone book. You aren't going to learn anything by reading it. You'll probably just get a headache.
  45. Spleen

    $20 for a fucking band-aid!

    Another shitty blogging website? My god, they must be real then... I stand by my original comment.
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    $20 for a fucking band-aid!

    Fake.
  47. Spleen

    I Just Scored The Most Amazing Touchdown In Madden

    *Yawn* I don't remember hearing about Gladiators stopping the fights every 30 seconds to have a quick break. I am in no way calling NFL players pussies, or suggesting they are weak, but the majority of Rugby players would wipe the floor with your guys. All you can give me is one player who's...
  48. Spleen

    143 Hours in 13 Days!!!

    No ones famous last words were ever "I wish I'd worked more".
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    I Just Scored The Most Amazing Touchdown In Madden

    Rugby > American Football They play longer and harder without having to stop every 30 seconds. They don't need padding. They are actual athletes. If you think NFL players are Gladiators, Rugby players are fucking Spartans.
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