Who would you rather have sex with: Octomom OR Tom Cruise

[mrdeiz]

the second one won't be considered as gay if you'd have that challenge

 

[gunslingingbird]

Tom Cruise

 

[Neutron66]

At least Tom's tits are real.

 

[too fast]

Money not considered or stature, Octomom

 

[lurkingdirk]

Tom Cruise has had so many dicks up his ass, his ass would be about as loose as Octomom's vagina.

A toss up, really.

 

[BlueBalls]

No three way option?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Octomum: I find her semi-attractive. Yeah, fuck you and your opinion which is dictated by popular opinion.
Also, with a name like Suleiman I'm surprised nobodies attempted to incorporate "Arab" into her work as a selling point.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

Let's see....

TOM CRUISE POSITIVES
He was in Top ***
He has fucked a variety of hot women, all of whom I like
He is batshit crazy

TOM CRUISE NEGATIVES
He was in ********. And Days of Thunder.
He is a closet homosexual. Wait, is this a negative or a positive?
He named his ******** Apple. Or Siri. Or something weird.
He is a dude

OCTOMOM POSITIVES
She is female
She has huge tits and it appears a a decent body
She is batshit crazy

OCTOMOM NEGATIVES
She has a vagina so large, you could drive a VW into it
She is annoying as fuck-all
She is a butterface


Tough call here. Even though she has more negatives, she is still technically a female, so I'll go with Octomom.

 

[Neutron66]

Yeah, fuck you and your opinion which is dictated by popular opinion.

This line is a catch-22. The popular opinion is that she's a hag yet people only say she's a hag because it's the popular opinion.

IT CAN'T BE BOTH!!!

 

[Spleen]

Aren't they the same person?

 

[vodkazvictim]

This line is a catch-22. The popular opinion is that she's a hag yet people only say she's a hag because it's the popular opinion.

IT CAN'T BE BOTH!!!

Why not? Self-fulflilling prophecy style thing.
Anyway, just admit that I win this argument or I will span this thread, your inbox and indeed all Freeones with pictures comprised of my penis, knives & *****.

 

[JasonCook78]

Octomom definitely because she has lips that could probably suck a golf through a garden house. I think she's sexy, bad parent from what I'm hearing on the news, but at least she's good looking. When I heard that she made a Solo scenes for WICKED, I was excited! I hope she will do some hardcore stuff now. Now I'm hoping Kate Gosselin will follow in her footsteps.

 

[seeprice]

Like almost definitely Octomom

 

[squallumz]

i like how this is her identity now. ill just call her lassie.

no. old yeller.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

i think celibacy wins this round...

 

[The Thing]

The Octomom: My only fear is that while I was doing her, her pussy would suck me in and my body would be slowly digested. God only knows where she spits the bones out.

 

[JasonCook78]

You can hide your face with her massive pussy and play peek-a-boo with her.

 

[chinaman78]

My dick wouldn't let me near either of them .

 

[ralph furley]

Octomom. only a fag or chick would pick tom

 

[bobjustbob]

Clearly Octomom. I could never fuck a Scientologist.