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Team's called PrideOfTheSouth Keepers: David James, Shay Given Defenders: Richard Dunne, Martin Laursen, Nicky Shorey, Gary Neville, Johnny Evans. Midfielders: Aaron Lennon, (big fat) Frank Lampard, Matty Taylor, Jimmy Bullard, Lassana Diarra. Strikers: Jermaine Defoe, Fernando Torres, Dave Kitson.

If I was an Arsenal fan I wouldn't worry about Adebayor. 35mil is great business for a player like him. He's good but I don't think he's world class. And Wenger has a habit of selling players at just the right time. Think Henry & Viera in recent years, they've done the square root of fuck all...

Boo hiss. I was hoping he'd leave, that way Utd fans could hate him as much as the rest of us. I really, really hope someone really goes out to do him this season, that over-hyped, one trick pony playground footballer is long overdue a broken leg.

I think the Olympics is the most boring pile of crap ever. A load of stupid, obscure sports that no-one cares about. Even the Olympics football is crap. All under-23's so it's not the proper national teams so even if they win gold, who cares? The only Olympic sport I'd have even the slightest...

Pensioners in booze and sex rampage at Dumfries care home [Link] Good on em :thefinger

:D Imagine if you let your bird do you up the arse, a few months/years down the line you get a bit bored of her and start going out with some other bird, your ex is bitter and out for revenge, the first thing she's gonna do is go round telling everyone that you got her to ram a dildo up your...

Jolie Sky, without a shadow of a doubt. I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

I can't get my head round American politics. Supposedly the biggest and best democracy in the world yet you only have a choice of two candidates to be your President? They barely even debate eachother's policies they just try to destroy eachother's character.

Sound!

Despite my best efforts I still can't find any more of her, anyone know of any galleries of her?

Anything with Hulk Hogan in it. I got dragged along to see Teeth when that was in the cinema, absolute shite. The only time I've ever gone to sleep in a cinema. Also any of that Star Treck cack.

I bought Rise of the Foot Soldier a couple of weeks ago, decent flick. Plenty of action, plenty of swearing, plenty of violence and the main characters bird in it is a cracker. Definately worth watching.

Whites with dark hair. Andrea Roche would be my ideal woman. Or Seren Gibson. Or Keeley Hazell. So if either of those 3 are reading this PM me and provided you can cook I'll quite happily marry you.

Been tossed off by birds outside a nightclub at closing time if that counts. They were really classy ladies:D

Nice one!

I saw something like that before. This bird was licking this blokes arsehole and he farted, it was priceless. She stood up, hit him, swore at him and left the room. Class.

Anyone know who this is? I think she's well fit, want to try and find some more of her... http://mgb.juggcrew.com/42p/img/02.jpg http://mgb.juggcrew.com/42p/?t=1