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Re: Helena / Helena G. nice

Peter North sure does. In fact, he ejaculates the whole condom out during orgasm *snort*

My penis is the size of a penis. What is wrong with that?

That's Pavlov's dog, aight. But do you know something about canophobia? Why would a dog SENSE that you are afraid of it? Would you call that conditioning?

So what? Some times, some things... It's the less connected to Earth now, only influencing ebb & flow (tides) and some people turning into werewolves occasionally. So I guess there is no point worrying losing the moon, but what I fear for is that it would rather fall on Earth itself causing...

Lol, which means that I neither understand nor have talked to some utterly obsessed women. Seriously, a woman who's urging for sex, even just once in her life, would see the last of me the first time she does it with me =)

The best thing to do it is actually to cum on her face during sleep, and then use a feather or something on her nose so that she would touch it hehehe (The next best thing would be to use q-tips or paper shreds to stuff in your ears so the damage from her scream wouldn't be fatal.)

Uriah Heep (forever).

Read above.

Aw, come on! That's just plain bullshit! An animal is capable of having a logical thinking, for example, Pavlov's dog. Or a dog that is being punished for, let's say, peeing in the flowers. Next time it will think about it before doing the same thing. The only thing that animals cannot do is ask...

Re: Which 5 girls would you like to fuck the most? Did I just hear some dog barking?..

There is one: let's hear her say something in Hungarian =)

Well do you have some factual proof of the opposite?

Hahahahaha!!

There will be no ice ages if the Earth loses its orbit. There will simply be no Earth at all for the matter of fact.

How about Ford Focus? =)

You're not Sandra...

Since when "having sex" is considered as one of women needs? It's nymphomania we're talking about. And it's not about you minding or not minding her income, it's more about her minding with being with a man who can't make enough money to oversome her own income. Sincerely, I would be damn pissed...

Bah, it's nonsense. If that would've been true, then the moon was part of the Earth (which it isn't just because there are different molecular elements found on both soils). It fact, the Earth is more closer to Mars, elementally speaking, than it is to the moon.

My point: if it's not free - it must be fake =)

Well I still don't think it's real. It just can't be. Because porn stars don't fuck with hell knows whom, they're not whores after all.

I guess that would simply not happen. Because as long as the Earth revolves around the sun, the moon will revolve around the Earth. If, however, one day the Earth will go its own way, the moon will most possibly disperse in the space or fall down on the Earth or something. But believe me, we all...

But anyways, nobody cares about my stupid philosophy =)

I guess it's more the photo than the tits. I mean, if you place a girl with normal, regular tits so that you seem them through her back, you can only assume so.

Are you sure? No fogs? No mysts? Wow! (just kiddin')

Ford Focus 2008.

Well, in fact, the old meaning of the word "gay" is "joyful" or "happy", so the homosexual context was not in until 1970 - 80. The word "faggot" appeared later in 1990ies, but essentially in comes from the old English "fagote", where it meant "stick" (genrally, a reference to the size of the...

Montreal, Canada. Pretty nice today. In fact, it was something aroung 27 - 28 degrees C. Not a single cloud in the sky. And, of course, as it always works out, I had to freaking work until 9 PM. As always.

No, seriously, indian, latina or any other mulatto chicks in knee-highs do look nice.

This post has obviously appeared after I made that remark about porn industry. Clearly.

Indian chicks =)

Actually, you can be The Mask. Not because it's cool to fuck a pornstar. Because you would want other to know that you've spen you past three months' wages for an hour with Jessica Jaymes =)

Re: Masturbation causes blindness? 200, tbe.

So, your guess is that someone who doesn't know English (being the only language he would know otherwise) will not be able to think? Bullshit. The only thing that a human will not be able to think without are ambient associations. Pictures, sounds, smells, etc. A human who has passed his life...

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Yeah, but let's say that the porn was not in major mainstream industry until the end of the 20th century. Before there was exhibitionism, then erocy, then something that we don't even consider as "exciting" today. But there was a damn good reason why all this stuff had been censured for...

Re: Masturbation causes blindness? FYI, I was pointing out at my desc that says now "Active Sexual Member" which said back then "Masturbation causes blindness". Oh geez, look what you did! Now you ruined the whole joke! Don't worry, I got another one: it was rather your mom than mine (not that...

Re: Masturbation causes blindness? You would, because when you sneeze, your nose alone is not enough to push the air out. Or maybe it is, but in either case, you might just sneeze your some blood from your nose.

Re: Masturbation causes blindness? It is possible not to close your eyes during the sneeze at two following exceptions: - visual dysfunction caused by the lack of inner mucus on the eyelids - altered state of consciousness (where you can't control yourself) I guess in the second one you would...

Told ya.

Re: Masturbation causes blindness? Now that you say it, blindness is caused by people who sneeze during orgasm primarly because they don't have enough strength to close their eyes so their eyeballs won't pop out during the sneeze because of the refractory period. That's the only physical...

My point's still the best hehe

Yeah, but those guys could be, like, friends of the site owner or something. So they pay him 500$ an hour and he passes them through to pornstars or something. Because I hardly believe that some dude living in some town could really become the "mask" just by paying them 20 bucks every month.

What I meant to say was that you can't just put absolutes to things that have the same converging point of evolution on the long run. If a human being can do something that animals cannot, it's very relative (because once again human is an animal, scientifically). People do not think in words or...

Hehehe... You're funny. I just imagined Condoleeza Rice do hardcore with Bush =)

Re: Which 5 girls would you like to fuck the most? Oh, that's right. Mr I. M. Pissed is really pissed now, isn't he? Isn't he? Pal, here's an advice for you: you are currently using the internet. Every insult you make on the internet isn't worth shit, so either grow up yourself or get out. If...

1) Pussy licking 2) Ass fingering

I like Jesse Jane more.

Damn god is she a fox! What do you think her nationality is?

Dear Heellover, Sweety Sandee has as many heels, as many you have places to be hit with those heels, Sincerely, Shadiac