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Jesus, AFA! Are you sure you made the hole wide enough?!?

EXACTLY. However, at one time, I always wanked before playing in a sporting event. NO NOT IN THE LOCKER ROOM!!!!!!!! (at home beforehand)

I agree with squally and caitlain. It's not *******, and apparently there is a market for it, so of course the porn industry will supply such things. If there's one thing we can count on from the porn industry it is pushing the limits. This type of thing turns some people on just because it...

My favorite girls name is and always has been "Muffy."

I'll work on it. In the meantime, I wish plenty of yuletide cheer to all those who may read this.

I've never heard of a difference in tightness among different races of women.:rolleyes:

No Salvation Coast Guard, per se. However, the real Coast Guard donates confiscated **** shipments to the thrift stores.

I've honestly never thought about anyone else while having sex. The girl I'm with and the visuals spread out before me was all I wanted or needed.

I haven't bought magazines in years. I used to be a fan of Score and Penthouse.

Very fascinating article, slowhand. I had never heard of some of that stuff before.

I always knew I had to be above average in something. Sometimes if I have a big fart coming, I can divide it into several smaller farts. Which is more offensive, quality or quantity? I have to decide by the situation. :rolleyes:

I agree. Indian women are the best in Asia IMO. I don't have much interest in women from the Far East.

Re: The forgotten smilies :dunno: I use this one all the time. It's great for when you say things that are just barely on topic. :hi:This is a curious one. :lame: Use this one sometimes for jokes I make that I know are lame. :female: Maybe female members could start using this one on each...

I think I know some of those very dirty blondes. As far as Latinas, I would say the best come from Puerto Rico and Mexico, not to mention the USA. I personally prefer fairer skinned ones.

Welcome back, Roughneck! I am sorry to hear about your ******'s passing and your ********'s malady.

I'm astounded at how long some of the guys take in the shower. I'm just about 5-10 minutes, always moving.

God, that looks fucking delicious! And makes me horny!:nanner:

Mine said 23. Seems to be a popular answer. Wonder if Michael Jackson took this test?

^ :1orglaugh Hilarious, negator! Never knew Lysol made douche!

:1orglaugh I see why he's called Bill "Dance". He's just taught me a few new steps!

:1orglaugh For his next trick, Moses is going to part his buddy's ass-cheeks!

I have never seen such a disgusting display of genitalia in my life. Pussies, dicks and breasts; most all of them look like crap.:dunno:

:1orglaugh I like that one! :thumbsup:

I don't know... But who could forget this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114614/

Nice to know that serious news outlets are still substituting "willy" for "penis". That should get them a Pulitzer!

Next we'll see "Don't tase me, Santa-bro!"

^I don't go anywhere that leprechauns have been. That's all I'm saying.

Yeah, I thought it would be Gene Simmons too. Much Worse.

Yeah, I don't think so either. Maybe Mrs. Claus herself?

I think we need one to cover up the husband.

Yeah, um...I don't really say funny things during sex. Kind of a turn off. Me and this girl once fell off the bed together while doing it though.

Re: which ponstar has the best moaning? I have to agree. :thumbsup:

The girl is probably just worried about the pics getting out. Or else, she just thinks the relationship is over, so why drag it out by fantasizing about each other. You have to move on and forget her. Try finding love and then you'll forget about what a great fuck this girl was.

The View, America's Next Top Model, Dr. Phil, MTV crap

Chef, I **** to tell you, but I think your internet penis is a mite longer than your real one!

At my high school it was referred to as Taster's Choice since many a young lady tasted her first cock that night. That's how I've always heard it referred to: Sadie Hawkins Dance. We didn't have that at our high school, just "Anal Sex Night" sponsored by the local Planned Parenthood.

How many bathrooms do those she-males need?!? Damn that search button is dusty!

I think D-Rock and Petra made the best points for the difference in liking porn between men and women A consensus can only be reached by a group of people. No one, no matter how deeply desired can reach a consensus all on their own.

I always get a kick out of the youngsters looking for medical advice on here. There must really be some doctor-phobia going around. I can't even fathom asking for medical advice on any discussion board. Why waste our time and yours with this crap?

There have been numerous threads on female ejaculation. To paraphrase Seinfeld, "It's real and it's spectacular!" I'm more interested in this eyaculation. Is that when the guy shoots his load in the woman's eye? :dunno:

I like mostly dark colors of nail polish on the fingernails. Dark red/burgundy, dark blue or black. I prefer the toenails not be painted at all.

Damn, he was the one whose ball it was!! How do we play now?

There is only one answer I could give: Gianna Michaels

There sure are some dumb things on that list. This was my favorite: Sounds like they are just contributing to the problem.

Well, Becks and I went through my porn collection and we've determined that this pic of Annie Swanson is the closest looking to her we can get! I can assure you Becks actually looks pretty similar. http://www.imagebam.com/image/fe38171439968

Hey, I don't have any minions either. I don't know where Becks got all of hers. Oh yeah, and Chef, Becks brought me home some polaroids of your penis, as DrDeath mentioned. She showed them to me and I said "Yeah, show me something I haven't seen!" :eek:

I'd say he's pretty whipped.

That's a little too close for my liking!

That was funny! :1orglaugh I saw that on Saturday. I guess that's when you saw it!

:1orglaugh I think that's called wearing it bonnet-style!