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First and only for me too. I haven't got time for other boards!

When I read stories like this, it makes me mad and makes me wonder how people can be so fucked up. I can't even imagine having such little respect for a blameless ******. Two wrongs don't make a right, but I think whoever did this deserves the death penalty as mentioned before.

Betelgeuse

I'll probably eventually see I Am Legend and Sweeney Todd since I like Johnny Depp.:dunno:

Very good, Doc. You've really made me think.

God, that's creepy. I didn't know they still even used shock treatments. Especially on ********. BTW, nice alliteration in the title, belfast!

Good answer, honey! That's mine too.

I've had a few one night stands and at times I've broken some of the rules. Depending on the situation, sometimes I was trying to turn a one night stand into a fuck-buddy, so it's not like I never wanted to see them again. OK.......***** people can't consent? So you're saying that everytime...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Nice!

I can't say I've ever really gotten disappointed when it comes to porn. If one woman doesn't show or do what you want, there's always others. Plus it's their prerogative to do whatever they want; anything I get out of it is a bonus.

Me too, exactly. Becks likes myspace, but I never check mine.

A touch off-topic, but here's a cool pic of a praying mantis having caught a hummingbird: http://i9.tinypic.com/6o1sdb5.jpg

Eh, not really my thing. Becks does have cute and soft feet though. She lotions them every day after her shower.

That's probably the only pussy he could get!

That must have been done by none other than "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street"! OK, I admit, Johnny Depp gave me a quarter to say that. :shy:

I see they have no qualms about using a white-man's weapon! I guess they really had no choice. Poor native americans.:(

OK, well Papa Shango I remember! Didn't know this was the same guy!

:1orglaugh:rofl: Oh, that is just priceless!!

I think that any young person that watches porn and thinks that's how real-life sex is is pretty damn dumb. I think porn only warps people who don't have any common sense to begin with.

That's funny...I thought the capital of "the world" was "THE WORLD"?:lame:

Smoking has probably taken more time off my life than anything. That and Freeones.....two addictions....but are they both unhealthy?! Bwa-hahhahaha!

I think someone's trying to get ******.:1orglaugh

I once used the song "She" by Green Day to sympathize with the ****** situation of my girlfriend at the time.

Mindy Vega IMO

I've noticed the fake teeth too! I especially like when they use the plastic vampire fangs.

I will be buried with my porn so I can use it to bargain my way into Heaven. I have a feeling this plan may backfire.

Congratulations, slowhand, DrDeath67, bodie54, ThunderBolt, DrMotorcity, Gape_Fan, pd+dd, comanduc, Georges and of course, dick_van_cock!!!! :partysml: :jump:

Is that Tanooki Mario on her shirt? God, that's hot!

What can I say? That's pretty fuckin' hot! In fact, aside from Santa in a jar, I think she is what I'd want for next Christmas!

That dog is wondering what board members seem to wonder from time to time: "Does it make me gay if someone fingers my asshole?"

If I could catch Santa in a jar I could benefit from his wit and wisdom all year round. Not bad!:1orglaugh

That's one of those beautiful things in life that you just thank your lucky stars you got a chance to see!:1orglaugh

I think that might be false advertising.:1orglaugh

You know, there are probably people who still dig for gold for a living in this world. These types of women are giving them all a bad name. :nono:

That actually looks like a pretty crappy pizza. Aside from the huge cock in it of course!!:rolleyes:

She only calls it hell because she's got to live with my wacky shenanigans!

To paraphrase a classic: "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in cigarette ads."

If he's such a legend, how come I don't remember him? He does look like one of those nice, friendly pimps though!:1orglaugh

Is that Santa drowning in the middle of the engraving?

Hope he doesn't catch his beard on fire!

I wonder if that still holds true. I kinda got doctors pegged for something uppity like Benson & Hedges.

Looks like it's even got a hole, right in the side there!

Lesson learned. "*** before you do gymnastics." All I needed for life, I learned on Freeones.

I like the nose on that lottery guy! He looks like Gonzo from the muppets.

That's why I'd rather do shots than ****! Well, actually, that's not why, but it gives me more of a reason! :dunno:

Congratulations SWTwo15, stockfisch, Smitty and benihanna on hitting 100! :glugglug: You have my congrats, poggy, for reaching the 200 mark!:nanner: Good work, sterobbo01 on reaching 300 stones!:wave: Congrats to icerfan who has hit 400! Thanks also, icer for your work on this thread!

Good game, AFA! I've got a snowball fight game on my cell-phone, but this one's better!

I'm scared! What ever happened to the "jolly old elf"?!?!

Well, whatever may be going on, let me be the first to say, I've got no problem with it as long as she's consenting. :dunno:

Nice stuff. I'm not normally a comic fan but maybe I should get into it. :)