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I agree. Although it really depends on the people involved. My personal relationship with Becks doesn't involve much dirty talk. In general, I find that you have to be careful where to draw the line with some women so you don't offend them.

Seinfeld and Frasier are my favorites, but I definitely enjoy Scrubs, MASH, Married With ******** and Cheers. Of course Simpsons and ****** Guy are better IMO than any of these.

Well, in case you didn't hear, the D-Backs gave up most of their **** system to get Dan Haren. I guess they're confident that their young team can get to the world series right away. Shame they traded away their closer, a move I find baffling. http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7565926?MSNHPHMA

I wonder what you could do with a wah wah pedal!

From that list, I would have to go with "All in the ******". "Those were the days" alright! Nowadays a title like that would get you a reality show about ******. :eek:

Hopefully this will become a desired trait for cats to help keep them from getting hit by cars. :dunno:

Definitely. The award, if any, comes from some sort of justice fund so the loser doesn't have to pay. Also, sometimes both parties are paid separately for their appearance.

^I think Torre has a very good point. Buying a girl a sex toy, in my mind is something to go shopping for with her. Like he said, she may have different preferences. You'd **** to buy her the "wrong" one and then she'll never use it. I would get her something else for Christmas and then offer to...

^ I don't think you have to feel guilty about the lingerie, as long as it is relatively practical and sexy stuff and not too "kinky". It's been my experience that girls like getting lingerie. You mentioned you would like more of a girl's opinion. I'll do my best to get Becks to post on here...

Congratulations to mario978 and Stevie! Belated congrats to Aces&Jacks!

The rectangle is probably blocking out the license plate. I figured a funny car was in order since this is the place for funny pictures: My ***** Machine

:1orglaugh Very nice tunsty!

Great, what a time for my glasses to be broken!! Still, I think I saw a boob!

That guy's got balls. Alot of women would have went ape **** on a guy for saying that.

Nothing like a big fart to release the pressure when your stomach is hurting.

I usually ***** about 10 hours a night, waking up once or twice in the middle.

Britney and Whitney Stevens

I sometimes watch Judge Judy and Ms. Milian on People's Court. These cases are indeed real, taken from the dockets of county courts around the nation. Whether they make for good TV? Well, there ARE a whole lot better things that could be on. Like M*A*S*H re-runs for instance.

Re: Your #1 favorite pornstar and your favorite movie of her My fav is Gianna Michaels. I like her Big Tit Patrol stuff that I have.

Which head though?!? The one that did the lookin' or the one that peeked out as a result of it?

all rhombi are parallelograms but not all parallelograms are rhombi.... can't believe no one mentioned this guy! George Costanza

As a couple of you mentioned, he was great on Arrested Development. I think he is a pretty good actor; he had me forgetting about the Fonz, but just for a moment. Hey Dave, I bet Roald is jealous of you!

A gold and sapphire bracelet. She already knows so that's why I'm posting it. :tongue:

Nice one Will E, but I personally go for the slightly newer '69 Chevelle SS

Is his left eye lazy or is he just happy to see me?!? Either way, I bet he's a good snuggler!

:1orglaugh Indeed!

The one on the right looks like Crystal Bernard from Wings.:dunno:

In which case, that how I always pictured Christmas_Ape!

Something about her face reminds me alot of Gianna Michaels!!!

I rarely give to charity, and when I do, it's usually the local humane society or something like that.

Imagine if there was some great "scientist" up there who could manipulate us like these flies. It might cause straight people to all of the sudden start acting gay!:rolleyes:

Thanks C_A!! Here's my list: 1. Becks....poamr 2. Gianna Michaels 3. Whitney Stevens 4. Erica Campbell 5. Christmas_Ape

Well of course you would have to forgive her if she cheated with me! I'm like God's gift to women! To know me is to love me.:bowdown:

As long as I keep my hands in gloves during the cold winters, they do it for free out of thanks!

I've never fucked a prostitute. I would never pay to have sex. Even if I didn't have a girlfriend, my hand would just have to be enough.

It's interesting how we all have different opinions of what to do and what makes an ideal marriage. For me at least, I don't think I could stay with someone who cheated on me while we were engaged. At the very least, the wedding would have to be postponed and the whole relationship would have to...

I like her better as a brunette. Then, I usually do like brunettes better.

I've never fucked a porn star. At times I've wanted to though.

I sometimes go a month or two. It all varies.

^I agree. I wish the industry would classify typical MILFs as "mature". Then at least you have a fair expectation of what you're getting. I always thought the whole idea of a MILF came about from wanting to fuck your schoolmate's ******. That would make the woman at least about 35 or so.

Thank God for that!!

Thanks for the heads up. Unfortunately I probably won't see anything since we're storming around here today.:(

There is a rare odor coming from my attic. I don't dare go up there. It may be Les Paul himself rotting away.

No wing fetish for me, just breast meat.

I like ****** Guy, The Simpsons and Joely Fisher's Tits. ummm....I mean Til' Death.

The original Clerks is my favorite. As Becks mentioned we haven't seen all of them yet. But I have liked all the ones I've seen, plus the Clerks cartoon series.

Sure I'll read that, or if it's about the **** Forest Demon Deacons. Always thought that was an oxymoron.

I hope I will never tire of viewing beautiful women. That's why most of my porn is solo pictures. Every once in awhile I'll squeeze one out to a hardcore video, but I try not to let porn take over my life. I don't buy any porn, for instance. There is plenty out there for free. I hope doing...

That is sooo cool and sooo stupid at the same time!

Nothing like Randy Poffo to get me going!