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Looks like Shatner is finally working on The Next Generation...of porn stars.

Looks like April Flowers has got a fatty in her ass.

He looks creepy!

Now that's what I call "team spirit"! I wonder if his wang is as furry as the rest of him?

Even for those without money, there's always a way to get through.:nannerf1:

That clock may not be accurate, it has a big crack in it!

Looks like that angel just came down to Earth in a bad neighborhood. :angels:

I try and help him with the semblance of a girl by wearing my Hannah Montana outfit. Seriously, though. Eva Angelina is my definite choice. IMO her acting is just about the best in all of porn. Very believable at least for me.

Bea Arthur in Deep Throat Gary Coleman in Shaft Joan and Melissa Rivers in *****

My first time, I was with a woman in her early 40s and I was 17. I mowed her lawn and she had me come inside when I was done. I picked up on her signals pretty well at least. I just remember thinking how sweaty I was from mowing the lawn, but I guess she didn't care. I wasn't even all that...

One time I was eating out a girl and she was bucking so hard that she busted open my lip. Other than that, I've sustained bruises from bite marks and typical stuff like that.

Sticking with Freeones here. I never pay for porn, I believe in the thrill of the chase! That said, if I did join a site, I like what I've seen from Brazzers.

Re: clear high heels..... I do like pornstar shoes, and clear heels. You don't even have to be in to feet in particular to appreciate them. I especially like strappy heels rather than typical pumps. All heels do a great job of accentuating the woman's calf muscle and the rest of her legs...

He looks a little bit like an old man with a hunchback. Interesting article though.

I kind of agree, at least what I've seen, she isn't a very lively fuck. It might be nice if she was a bit more "in to it" but maybe she's just not a good faker?

I really would do anything for love. By that I mean I would do anything for my true love, Becks. Before I met her, though, I never knew what love was all about, so it was not something that I craved in particular. It was like I needed something but I didn't really know I needed it, if that...

In the ***-hole. It's great for us smaller guys!

Pure Genius! :rofl:

Seems like the lucky women had a chance to go in front of the camera with make up on. Carmen Electra still looks hot and Jennifer Capriati is cute as always. On the other hand, Yasmine Bleeth never had a chance!

That's alot sexier than the first outfit she tried on: blue sweatpants pulled up above the waist and a blue and yellow shirt with a star on it!

I've seen that before. As a matter of fact, I think I have it on my computer somewhere. Probably titled "Cheerleader Vag". :dunno:

I think one of the guys is gonna smell the seat where she was sitting!

What is that tree, a ****-bottle birch? Honestly, my first thought was how crazy it would be to see someone pull a Jackass-type stunt and dive right into that tree! :rolleyes:

Both the list and the joke are very true. I have to agree with like 90% of that list!

He wouldn't have to do that if there was a glory hole!

Yeah, unless she grows up ugly.

Oh my! That is one of the stupidest tattoos I've ever seen. People won't even understand that tattoo unless you show your armpit to them. And then it would only be funny one time and after that, stupid.

They live at opposite poles! That penguin must have traveled a long way just for this practical joke!

:1orglaugh Terrific! That was just what I needed!

That's the first skinny person I've seen with two chins!

:1orglaugh It's just not that dog's day, I guess.

He's sure got one hell of a whopper doppler!

I wonder if that lion is any relations to these.:dunno:

I agree with those who think we are not-so-secretly controlled. It is very hard to be your own person nowadays with peer-pressure, advertising pressure and pressure from your own government, wherever you may be. You're controlled to an extent without even knowing it.

I've talked about sharing her with another man and who she would choose. But that's as far as it would go. I could never go through with it in this particular relationship. In the past, with other girls, sure but not with someone I'm engaged to or married to. Same thing with MFF.

For me too, what H said basically. I don't know anyone who celebrates it or knows what it is. So I probably won't be saying it.

I'd say that in the beginning porn helped a little bit. Overall, though, what has improved my sex life the most is endless experimenting.

The Beckhams were the most annoying to me. Every time I see Victoria I can't believe I used to think the was hot. What a waste she has become.

I think she looks better than Sativa Rose.:dunno:

I would rather see (and do) one in the ass and one in the pussy than two in either hole. :dunno:

Nicholas Cage in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Bette Midler in Basic Instinct Ron Howard (as Oskar Schindler) in Schindler's List

Yeah, shayd, it looks like the A's are still shooting for the future rather than the here and now. If I recall correctly though, they got something insane like 5 of the Dbacks top 10 prospects. I think it should work out in the long run. Like alot of teams, the A's have trouble keeping their...

I tend to agree with you, Chef. I don't think these names should have been made public unless they were either proven guilty or MLB had found them to be guilty. I think one of the problems with this list is that you don't know if the guy ordered something he never used, or used once or twice...

Re: how many time do you spend on freeones? About 2 hours probably.

I think tubgirl would win. No one would touch her!

It's not very efficient to secrete enough venom to **** 20 people each time it bites. After all, you can only bite one person at a time! Thus, I induct this spitting cobra into my "****** Nature's ****** Hall of Shame".

"I think it's about time I got rid of this Hannah Montana costume." "I'm long overdue for a visit from old St. Dick!" "Happy Kwanzaa!" "Let me get off the crapper and socialize with the guests."

Clerks is my favorite from that list. I like all of those except "The Big Lebowski".

I've had blowjobs before where the girl scraped me with her teeth. Usually it was by accident though. Really sounds like this girl had poor technique.

Yeah, just like tunsty said. No Betty ****.