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Looks like God has six fingers!

I guess you just have to take your chances on those sites!

I thought perhaps it was Marion Barry Man.

Wow! They've got street cred just oozing from every pore!

Now I know you have plenty of experience handling wieners, but maybe that's just the way some chefs do it?

It's like looking into the eyes of Nosferatu himself!

I love those! Reminds me of what a black hole would look like in a gay universe.

Cool. Nice job. Very unique.

What bird? Oh, ok never mind.

Looks like Hooters has almost given up and gotten right to the point already!

:eek: I think those are a little creepy!

Reminds me of warm apple pie!

I have a defective remote that has only a "PMS on" and "Start Nagging" button.

That car is beautiful. Those other links are cool too.

That's a beauty! Must make you feel at one with your surroundings.

I think it is to signify that she IS loose!?! :dunno:

You know, if you had gotten any closer to the truth, I'd be mighty worried!

Oh I well know what they do! Poopin' and weein' and pukin'. I get to see the aftermath.

I can't even imagine ever doing that. I was such a boring student!

That was great! Lots of other funny stuff on that site too!

An acceptable answer, though I was looking for Robert Kardashian. But the judges liked yours better, so you have control of the board!

Congratulations to Becks and Dave on reaching 200!

Great pics there, civic. I gotta look some more later!

Sounds like a pretty good sentence to me. Others who ***** and **** ******* often get much less. I just hope he won't be able to get out early.

I remember when the buccaneers were sucky back in the 80s. They were quite bad. I haven't seen much of Miami's games this year, but it seems like they're giving tampa bay's old teams a run for their money!

It is amazing that this particular type of thread often gets brought back. I've narrowed it down and I think it is due to the large number of newbies who are fascinated with cock!

I usually just give my zip code, but nothing more intrusive than that. It does bother me that they ask stuff like that.

As long as there are no deformities or blemishes, they are mostly the same to me.

That was pretty funny, Roald!

I say don't do it. Look at Becks and I. We let this chef into the equation and now we can't get him to leave our house!

Jerry Seinfeld and Tracy Nelson as explored in "The Cartoon" episode of Seinfeld

I've done it before, but never with Becks. She has no interest in that. I kinda like it, but for me it's not the greatest thing. Just turns me on a bit, not because of the feeling, but because I like when girls are freaky. I don't like watching it in porn though.

Of all movies, I actually watched The Banger Sisters yesterday, just because there was nothing else on. Now I assumed that this was just a total chick flick. I actually liked it. It was a chick flick, for sure. But it was quite good and kept my interest. It stars Goldie Hawn and Susan Sarandon.

I'm sorry LL. Our humor can get pretty creepy sometimes. :(

Yup, seven speeds is correct. I can't compete with Becks' toy though. It's a Schwinn!

I have not seen much midget porn in my life, but I find it to be a curiosity.

For just sitting back and watching, enjoying viewing women, I love softcore stuff or even non-nude. As far as masturbation fodder, I need to be looking at hardcore.

I generally agree. I used to think that a high total was automatically cool, but once I got into a committed relationship and grew up a little, I started to regret alot of my escapades. Not only that it can demean yourself and others, but also that it can be dangerous behavior. I know not...

Terrific!! Thank you! :1orglaugh Nah, I should have phrased it different. Becks keeps me occupied more often than not!

Oh God. The nose and the ears are just disgusting IMO. I never understood how guys do that to their ears.

I'll take some of both! Nice looking boobs!

What an interesting bunch of guys! Funny picture!

I think maybe he wants to get a closer look, and perhaps an inspection!

You know, I don't know about you guys, but I actually have seen raccoons going in and out of the storm drains before around here. It's funny because I don't usually think of them as water-type *******. After all, I always figured they lived in trees. I guess they're just being opportunistic? :dunno:

Congratulations McRocket, Facial King and Legzman on reaching 100!

Shhhh!;)

I guess there are a lot of right answers to that one! Kim Kardashian-_________-O.J. Simpson

Reassured my Freeones friends that I am not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it!

I am just pretending. I guess I never worried about someone taking it seriously. Such is the pitfall of using sarcasm on a message board. I always joke like that in real life, but am just bringing it to the board as of late. PS-Welcome back, belfastsixpack!!

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