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21463578 Natural all the way for me. Incidently, the first four numbers are my ATM pin code and the second four are Becks'!:rolleyes:

Nah, Coca-Cola. They don't have any machines yet for medicinal *******. But they will!

Welcome Geoff, to Freeones! You should talk to the mods if you are interested about becoming an OCSM (Official Checked Star Member). You might well be the first male one we have!

As a Mets fan, I am glad to hear this. Also as a Yankees anti-fan.

I would like that too, but I'm not sure it's what most people want. Or more importantly, what porn producers think we want.:dunno:

I believe she is the ******** of famous musician Muddy Waters.

All I wanted was a 20 oz of **** and this machine spit out this baggie full of grass clippings!

Tantric - Breakdown :confused:

It might not be such a bad thing. I can see us all coming out of our dungeons and squinting at the sun! Or more likely, we'd just turn on the TV!

I'd estimate that approximately 3 billion women are bisexual. At least that's what the porn industry suggests.

My favorite bubble wrap is definitely the large bubbles. In fact, they have a new type of packaging I saw that is like mini air pillows. I love those. I just love annoying Becks by popping them. PS-Today google has a Lego-inspired logo on their page!

That exactly how I feel about launching helium balloons. Lots of times a fish or other marine ****** will eat the deflated balloon and die. Irresponsible. :nono: On another note, I think the fisherman and the girl should start a relationship. It's fate that brought them together.

Here is a picture of Becks having her morning coffee: http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/4/1/28/f_weird0tnm_e6f7ddf.jpg

Maybe some of the **** will drip on the boobies. Then I can have both at once.:dunno:

Congratulations to titsrock, whom I just bumped over 300 rep!! :hatsoff: I would like to congratulate the following members: smitty, icerfan, DAVERAT, bunker, slowhand, Stevie, Hos, wigster, Ikc2much, tunsty, maleonetwo and masterhenry! Great job to a great bunch of members on your new...

Nice! I want one with a pull-string, or maybe a dimmer knob. "Stop playing with Jesus' knob, Becks!"

God, they look so stupid! But then again, I would probably do something like that myself. :pantysteal:

I think most pregnant women are about the same attractiveness as before they were pregnant. When I was much younger, about 10 years ago, I did have a brief fetish for pregnant women, but interest in this has waned over the years.

Adele Stephens for me.

My thoughts exactly. I'm not a big fan of boobjobs in general, and in her case, she definitely does not need them.

Very attentive, D-Rock my friend. As a matter of fact, many of Becks' **** choices are bands that I like. In the above quote I bolded those that I like. I'm not a real big fan of any of them though, except the first two listed. As for my **** list: AnAkA Black Eyed Peas Led Zeppelin Pink Floyd...

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking I didn't know girls could wank.:dunno: Since you missed your opportunity the first time, just put in another porn next time she's over. Preferably when your parents are home so they can document the big...

Becks has even been draining the furnace lately and adjusting the hot water heater. Funny, when I used to do those things, it was about once a week, not five times a day. Well I guess if she's one thing, she's attentive!:rolleyes::dunno:

I agree, we should be safe then. My penis once burned up on re-entry and it no longer causes any damage. :dunno:

welcome to adulthood

Mindy Vega

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I had a ***** where Fred Thompson and Ron Paul were the Republican running mates for president!:eek: And yes, it was a sex *****.

:1orglaugh That is soooo cute! :thumbsup:

I prefer the Cadbury bunny myself. What's better than a bunny that lays eggs and clucks like a chicken! Cute kittens though! :thumbsup:

OMG! Becks downloaded that pic awhile ago from the site and we used it as our desktop pic last week!!! Cute! The proof: http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=1882917&postcount=832

Last time I saw something like that, I called it a "gay black hole". Until I see evidence to the contrary, I'm sticking with that answer. :dunno:

Damn, those are some heavy hangers! Unfortunately she seems to have some sort of major skin disease.

Oh good! I had been looking for it ever since I misplaced it the other day. Now I know I'm on the right track!:rolleyes:

I feel exactly the same. I have no sympathy for ***** drivers, especially multiple offenders like this one. I think if you drive ***** and as a direct result of that someone dies, you should get a sentence akin to that of first-degree ******. Something like 25 to life. That's what happens to...

They're not married. There is still hope for BNF to sneak in and sweep her off her feet!

2. Don't really read comics...I guess the dirty comics I have on the computer 3. Soft and Others by F. Paul Wilson 4. hardly ever anymore :( 5. Life of AFA: Sittin' on the Beach Eatin' Chicken Feet

It's probably Jimmy Hoffa. If there's one thing I know about the Mob is that they are thorough about hiding the body, but not so thorough in making sure it is dead!

The unit is still working fine, LL!! :thumbsup:

Cool! And plenty of time left still to see them! If anyone doesn't know, I'm notorious for reading these astronomy-related threads after the event in question has already occurred!:rolleyes:

I think that's a good call. Shockey is gonna "take one for the team"! Can't have those guys who are actually playing getting into fights at the strip club!

Funny! I love when the guy rockets into the air, and when he's beating up those guys! And that car thing they used to chase him was a classic!

Those asses seem ready to please! And look at the size of that trophy!!

The best part is when a girl outgrows dolls, she can give this one to her *******!

She looks sexy, but I'm a little wary if I make a move, she'll point to that "slow down" in the middle there!

She's a cutie, I wouldn't mind doing a little "double stuf" with her!

I'm gonna make me a big clock to hang around my neck!!

That is great!!!! "Fister-Prize"!!lol ":1orglaugh

AFA, you might be interested in this: I hear this weekend there is a Peter Pulling Contest at St. Taffy's!

Glad to hear Hillary's comments on this. It may garner her some support. She was my choice anyway, though far from an ideal choice. I suppose it's more lying from the Bush admin, I shouldn't be surprised. Exactly how could this not tie the hands of whoever is next?