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Now I understand why you've got all those red gemstones!

Wait a second...You have an attraction to black men who LOVES a nice booty?

After having watched it yourself, which I commend you for, you know the sex tape isn't enough. I didn't even pay for it and I felt ripped off!

I just hope the Pats lose eventually since they cheated against my Jets! I'm with Friday in that I would like to see a Pats-Giants rematch in the Superbowl. On the other hand I want the Pats to lose as soon as possible!

Exactly, that's what I also thought! Since "skeet" sounds like "****"!:dunno:

From the title of this thread, I was thinking Rain Man. :dunno:

I live in the suburbs. I would love to live in a rural area 30 min from the city as some of you have mentioned. Around here, just about anything within an hour of New York is all suburbs.

These movies aren't even funny anymore. The first three at least had some decent humor, anything after that seems to be softcore porn.

That's a great point. Since the game probably would have cost $20 at Walmart anyway. The only gift cards I can excuse are the ones from the credit card companies. At least those can be used just about anywhere. Of course cash is still better.:dunno:

Great job, rorys and the Freeones staff!! It is a great advantage to know what you're gonna get from a site before you plunk down the money!! Thank you! :glugglug:

I've never even heard of the term "skeeting". But I guess using a different term is the only thing that keeps this from the millionth time this question has been asked on the board.

:1orglaugh God, that is great! Guess other forums have that problem too!

She's very business-minded! :1orglaugh

I believe he has dethroned the elephant as "largest land ******"!:rolleyes:

That looks like a hybrid Monkey-Man!!

That's one great pastime of American football that I'm not sure the original version can touch!

Yeah, and they all seem to involve a silver box! I guess that makes it seem more "technologically advanced" than a brown box!:rolleyes:

Well, she will certainly provide for a rigid pole!

That's good for a few laughs, but I doubt a real biker would be caught dead in that eyesore!

He looks like he's got a bee in his bonnet about something!

She won't even tell me the method of payment, much less the amount!:rolleyes:

Good News: It turns out Big Vern is a she-male! Bad News: That's little consolation when all (s)he wants to do is plow your ass!

How sweet! She just made my day. Unless it wasn't intended for me?

Well, we had more snow the other weekend and I was dreading having to shovel. All of the sudden, an angel, complete with halo and wings steps up to do the shoveling for me. When he was done, I offered to pay him, but he said that Becks had already "made payment"! What a swell guy!

Congratulations to Dave Rhino, Squallumz, Christmas_Ape, local568, thorsif, bodie54, TheSatyrIcon, hedonis on reaching each of your new levels. Lotta quality members in that group! :glugglug: Thanks DVC, you both know I couldn't have done it without you, or the rest of my fine, feathered...

I thought it was interesting and informative, and I also loved DVC's song, though I've heard it before.

I figured he was being a little humorous. I definitely got the meaning of what he was saying. Just pointing out that just because Gore knows Hillary doesn't automatically mean he doesn't like her. Sometimes I think things like a disagreement between Gore and Clinton may get blown out of...

Anything with Vitamin C in it: Friends Forever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWitXo2sgJ0 Smile http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXajdHbZ5oY

AFA, while you are a brilliant poster, I must disagree with this logic. There are MANY people I don't like and don't know. The guy who goes 25 in a 35, the one who doesn't signal, the one who holds up the line in the grocery store...etc..... But I'm sure many people who actually KNOW these folks...

You really are confused, just like your smiley says.... On an adult site, people would be likely to vote no, since we've all basically made the choice to view pornography. Therefore, if we cared about God's opinion we would be likely to think porn is not against God. I'm not sure whether there...

Well, at least all those folks who were holding out waiting to see who "John Kerry reporting for duty" would endorse know where their votes will go now. Hope for Obama's sake that Kerry's got a BIG ******!

I'll do you one better.... My odor is so strong, it made Chuck Norris cry. It even made a zookeeper cry. And zookeepers know stink! And in fact, I am so worthy on the board's adoration that a new smiley has been made in my honor:

Two cats hugging each other saying "Babee, I luff you".

What is it you regret so bad? After all, the only thing you told us is that you talked to the person!?

I usually stay up to about 4 or 5 AM then go to *****. I then **** up at various times through the morning, going downstairs to spend some time with Becks, then back to *****. Sometimes I then ***** until 2PM and other times around 12PM. If it's the former, then it's off to take Becks to work...

Bambole di Pezza is an Italian all-girl punk band I discovered recently by accident. I think they're awesome. This is their best song and video IMO. Let me know if any of you like them. Bambole di Pezza - Le Streghe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWhpDRkpto8

We can make it happen if we slow down the rotation of the earth. That would stymie those Fascists with their beloved "Julian" calendar!!! Bwahaha!

The Marshall Islands don't seem too bad. Of course the United States tested many nuclear bombs there, but it seems like a nice place: http://www.lonelyplanet.com/worldguide/marshall-islands/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_Islands On second thought, I don't think it would be tough for...

Well, jeez mister, I just heard there were some pics of naked ladies here!:shy: I'll go home now and spank myself....

If people can't even tell the difference between two differently named movies, well then I don't know what to say.

I don't really care for the show. I like stuff where you can't rely on dumb luck to get you through. "Deal or No Deal" makes "Wheel of Fortune" look like Jeopardy! for crissakes!

For my money, Azlea Antistia has some of the biggest nips I've seen: http://www.freeones.com/html/a_links/Azlea_Antistia/

That's funny! And pretty damn true!!! Let's hear it for moms!:yesyes::partysml:

I previously answered "no", but recently I had a ***** with Gianna Michaels in it. She's my favorite. When I met her in the *****, she was a real jerk and I instead chatted to some other pornstar who wasn't as hot, but was at least nice to me. :dunno:

I wish Kim Kardashian's older ****** had a slightly younger ****** who did porn. Failing that, I wish Kim's two younger sisters had an older ****** who did porn. Kim!!!! Just suck it up and get into porn already!

They should change his name to Biggie Smalls....wait, that's taken.....

I think a Democrat will become president because of Bush's tomfoolery and people feeling we need to bring an end to the Iraq War. Not saying the Democrat in question would be able to do that, but people are hopeful.

Some day, some guy is gonna post, "Help me lose my virginity" and some fool is gonna bump it after a few years and the guy will respond: "Thanks, but I already have a wife and two ****!"

He could have pretended he was ***** and didn't recognize her. Then when he chose his woman, he would choose her. Then all would be forgiven.:rolleyes:

Ah, those bring back memories! That's the stuff I used to watch when it was all I could get my hands on! Not really a fan of the classics anymore, though. I'd watch Caligula again though.