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^ I agree with that. I keep a lot of solo pics of my favorites, to look at at any time of day or with Becks. But if I'm in the mood for a wank, I always view a hardcore video.

He's been a little sore ever since the "Walk Like an Egyptian" craze.

Oops! I saw the word "fossil" and I thought this was a thread on Fred Thompson! Seriously though. Crocodiliacs have always reminded me of dinosaurs. And with good reason. Their extremely efficient mouth, jaws, body and even digestion have gone through millions of years, nearly unchanged, except...

I have 3 dvds and 3 VHS. I once had a membership to a site, but I cancelled it soon after I got it. I just stick with Freeones. Oh, and Becks has a toy.

I feel the same as just about everyone else here. Go for it, Simon! If older women are interested in you it shows that you know how to make mature conversation. That said, you're likely to be able to have a mature relationship. It may well be a relief to you to date someone who is more mature...

I'm not real big on concerts. I've always been overly careful with my money. The only shows I have seen are Sevendust and Marilyn Manson twice.:dunno: I haven't been to a concert in like 8 years but next time Smashing Pumpkins are around, I will definitely see them.

No one needs to make fun of you, you already did it yourself with this thread.:dunno:

Methinks George W. Bush needs one of these!

It's gotta be! I can't figure out any other words!

LOL :1orglaugh I liked that one!!

1. LadyLove 2. Gianna Michaels 3. Whitney Stevens 4. Jelena Jensen 5. Alex Arden 6. Paizley Adams 7. Zafira 8. Susana Spears 9. Ashley Robbins 10. Breanne

Thanks Roald! That was good for more than a couple laughs! :1orglaugh

Britney Stevens is one of my favorites! Thanks Roald!!

I find it much more exciting and rewarding to steal used panties!!! :pantysteal:

First, I'm sorry spartan and LL for overstepping my bounds. If I thought LL would have a problem with your post, spartan, well I can certainly let her say it herself. Sorry folks. In all seriousness, Chef should be back soon and had some personal matters to attend to over the holidays. I know...

If you stick with the Freeones main site for your porn surfing, you shouldn't have problems with viruses anymore. Aside from that, I don't think 3 hours a day is that much. It seems like you've gotta get your priorities straight, that's all.

As Becks has mentioned, I did once bring her a pad at work. I've never had to buy them for her, except when we were shopping together and I paid for it. For other girls, I have bought pads and tampons before. I don't think it's such a big deal. In fact, I'm gonna regret this, but I once let a...

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking Normally, I would agree with you, but she picked them out partially based on the fact that there were women in them that even she thought were pretty. And there sure are some nice women in these. Beautiful...

I'm surprised Al Sharpton hasn't gotten into this situation.

It may have taken him that long to find and post the link! He may be on a 200 baud connection.

I was worried too. Now I only have to worry about Mike Bloomberg trying to run as an independent. I've gotten to watch closely how those two guys have screwed up NYC since the towers came down. Rudy is no savior and Bloomberg is your typical "ivory tower billionaire."

Then he would've been named after someone more appropriate to that species like Papa Roach or Melissa Rivers.:dunno:

He's like a hung william hung! :thumbsup:

Looks like the ol' California Cheeseburger! Any sandwich that has anything alive in it, I always refer to as a "California Cheeseburger". Just thought I would throw that out there.

It is a damn cute sandwich, but those are ducklings not chicks.:nono: Not your fault Will E, whoever wrote the caption. But it was funny and cute anyway. ;)

I feel for that poor, illiterate man! From what I've seen though, he may be a member of our board!:rolleyes:

:1orglaugh That's a cool costume. He's got the thickness down, gotta work on his length. People like lengthy pickes.

I would stop alongside her and make goo goo eyes at her ass as she leans over. That's the safe and proper thing to do.

Maybe she just swallowed a broomstick...or has an extreme outie?

Can you say "cheese"! :eek: :pukey: But if it wasn't for the cheese....:hit:

Wait! I think I placed that ad!

Thank you very much, Christmas_Ape, I do feel a mite more powerful!:hatsoff: Congratulations to those who have reached new rep levels: bonezstorm, Prophecy, Friday on my mi, McNab, stormruller, local568, Christmas_Ape, and JCMSVOBODA! :glugglug:

That's great! It must be a real hoot seeing that thing drive around on its own!

Methinks I will put it under glass, but not before I mount it. A few times...

Makes me want to play "dirty Pictionary", a game I haven't yet invented.

Very true!! That video rocks, L3ggy! Thanks!

Thank you LL for letting me know "Giants by 4" was already taken. Please change my pick to Giants by 7 Thanks!

I say the Giants by 4, 31-27.:dunno:

I just don't think LadyLove would call someone a "Fucking A-hole" for no reason. So you said you were baggin on yourself. How exactly? I checked post histories before making my comment, and I stand by it.

In short, because we are not responsible members of the ****** kingdom. We specialize in excess, whether it be sheer numbers of people, our power demands, our conveniences and creature comforts. It is very unfortunate but most of us are raised that way.

I wouldn't do that with a woman I care about. But I've done it a couple times since that's what the chick wanted.

What the hell is this?!?!

No, what isn't normal is seeing 25 of these threads a day. Actually as of late it has been becoming quite normal. :rolleyes:

I really think you've portrayed LadyLove as being mean. Which I don't think is true at all.:dunno: That's not what this thread is for.

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking Oh you, you've seen much of my collection personally and even bought some of it! You just tend to block out whatever I show you!

I would tell her no, I'm engaged.:dunno: She is pretty hot though.

You're right about that...I didn't know what you guys meant! The only times I have ever masturbated to a woman that wasn't all that pretty was when I was a horny little boy. That seems to fit here, does it not?

With that I nominate Robert Moses as the worst EVER Moses, surpassing Edwin Moses, Moses Malone and the previous titleholder, Moses of the Israelites.:dunno:

The next Hannah Montana? Where was that audition? I'm thinking of entering.:rolleyes:

Definitely Lisa Sparxxx for me.