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I've found that there is plenty of material out there for my tastes and just about everyone with every fetish I've known. I don't care for blondes too much nor for fake boobs. But I still find a wealth of stuff to enjoy.:dunno: Use Freeones and ye shall find what you're looking for!

I have ***** apnea and I do snore. Never loud enough to **** Becks though.

I don't care for strip clubs either. They cost alot of money (eventually even if you're feeding the girls singles) and I've never really understood the appeal of paying for just a lap dance. (If you can even get that) Best case scenario, you go home mildly satisfied and with your goo all over...

Re: The rodent that won't die ... Very true. Every time he gets a prediction wrong, they shove rat poison down his hole. It's not pomp and circumstance in Punxsutawney all year round.....

Why would anyone start a thread just to criticize a woman they don't even know? Radomu, you sir are uncouth.

Look who's talking, oh coolest of the kats! :bowdown::cool: I'm Mr. Cucumber, first name, Cool-As-A!

Superfly Jimmy Snuka, Jake the Snake and William Regal

Some day I'd like to find a new species. I guess my best shot is to look through some of the moldy food I throw out!

I wouldn't say this is the MOST ugly form of Fetishism, after all, there is stuff like penis stomping, **** eating and *********** out there. But dragons fucking cars is troubling! :dunno:

My soon-to-be ******-in-law is a great woman with a big heart and a sense of humor. She's also a big baseball fan like Becks and I!

Karma Rosenberg is the only one of my favorite pornstars that does anal. I guess that makes her my favorite assfucker!

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Chris Farley Deceased American comedian of Saturday Night Live fame.

This speaks for itself. :tongue:

:yinyang:The mysterious powers of the Orient.:yinyang:

OK OK, I see what we've started here. :nono: There's a thread, for anyone who doesn't know, basically about soccer vs. football and why soccer is not that popular in North America. It's got a little dust on it, but if anyone wants to take a read or post on it to share their views, here it is...

:1orglaugh I'd better get a rain check on that, that's a good price! Though with SE Asia, you always want to be careful about the age of these girls.

Careful, we may have a :pantystealer: here.

Sorry for the double post. I just remembered something. I did once "kind of" hitchhike. My car had broken down from a wet engine (hitting a large puddle) on an urban freeway here in NJ. There was no shoulder on either side (typical NJ) so I had to leave my car in the slow lane with the...

No, I've never hitchhiked in my life. I have picked up one hitchhiker though. It was about a year ago. I was on my way home from work. I already had stopped the car since a truck was blocking the road while backing into a driveway. She just ran up to my car and asked for a ride. It was an...

:1orglaugh Maybe they should have ****** two birds with one stone and sent a Roy Orbison song along with Roy Orbison beetles! PS-Thank you for posting that list, YMIHERE. Very interesting. I can't rep you but :thumbsup:

Bambole di Pezza - Le Streghe

I guess that's where the "Sperm whale" got it's name! I can't believe the size of that penis! (Jeez, if I had a nickel for every time I've said that!):shy:;)

Awww have pity on an old man! Watch out though, he may be Chris Hanson's ****** busting you for talking to 16 year olds!

Well, you've just gotta make the best of it. :dunno: Perhaps the worst news is that it looks like she's got a bigger rod than him! PS-With those little "movement lines" it almost looks like the cocks are sending radio signals to each other! I smell a love connection there!

A peek into Ryan Seacrest's youth.....

Cute kittens!! :thumbsup:

He looks like gay trailer trash!

Reminds me of "Red Forman" always saying that on "That 70s Show"!

I haven't eaten dog in awhile, but that pic bears a haunting resemblance to the situation where I last did.:rolleyes:

I think he's singing a heartfelt tune!

As opposed to European football (soccer) which is a boring game to watch unless you have a fetish for men in shorts. :dunno: Just kidding....don't want to start a debate here.

I usually just show them my organ. It's a Wurlitzer.

It's gotta be. I'd like to think no one would risk that even if her hand is behind his back.

I bet you'd hoped she would take on some of the breastfeeding duties!

I'm just fascinated that this is the third story on "beetles" I've seen on Freeones lately. I guess they do come in "threes": Roy Orbison Beetles: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=188484&highlight=beetle Jeremy Beadle: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=188637&highlight=beadle

:dunno: I feel like I'm on "This Is Your Life" and no guests showed up!

I wouldn't mind seeing a Clinton-Obama ticket. I wouldn't be disappointed that much with an Obama-Clinton ticket either. If I had my choice though, it would be a Clinton-Edwards ticket. Perhaps in the grand scheme of things, though, the Dems might be more formidable in the election with the two...

Some of my favorite horror movies: Strangeland (1998) Dogs (Slaughter) (1976) Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom (1976) The Arena (1974) The Decameron (1971) Jungle Hell (1956)

I'd be afraid of getting trapped in the amber like a helpless fly.

I've never been given a wheelchair blow...I bet that's sweet!

:1orglaugh :rofl: "Something old, something new, Ok. But I don't have something borrowed OR something blue.... Hey Lydia, isn't your butt plug blue?! That would be borrowed AND blue! Shove it in there!"

He looks like a little *** trying to catch snowflakes!

I see a big future for him in the fertilizer business! C'mon ***, make some lemonade out of those lemons!!

In my defense, things just haven't been right with me ever since I saw that Steve Martin movie!

:1orglaugh I think it is best for us to get that picture into the hands of the proper authorities.

:1orglaugh Nice pics, nightwanker!! Thought this was worth a bump in case some of the newer members might like to browse through.:dunno:

As he went......into the night. Thoughts of yesterday filled his head. Why did she.....have to betray his trust this way. He looked up to the sky...and wished that she were here. Not thinking it could ever happen he Had to rethink what he was going to..... with what he had left. The house, the...

Hi, Petra!! Sounds like some more wonderful prizes! Since it's bi-weekly, how 'bout you call the contest "Fortnight Freebies"!

No, that type of thing is not for me. I don't like cumming on girls' faces. But I'll give you credit, it is a question I haven't seen before.