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  1. Torre82

    Challenge: What is the last thing you regret licking on?

    The wifey. Sucked her so much she turned Sepia and squirted. OY! Cuz then she fell back in love, made more words and .. wait, then she started sucking on me like I sucked on her. So.. not a huge regret. Just that whole chatty-cathy, lovey dovey thing.. I'm not in the mood for it, this month. Or...
  2. Torre82

    When you hit your girl's cervix can you hear a "ding"?

    There are various noises made when I hit it, but it comes thru her noisehole. Not from her 'pink slime-slit'. Granted, one of her 'mouth' is full. So the buck gets ****** on. Considering that carnival games are cheap but not fun.. I guess I'll take the expensive but fun version ~ wifecervix.
  3. Torre82

    Anyone else **** cosplay?

    I like these: Snoop Targaryen, Game of Blunts: Harley Quinn posing as Margot Robbie: Sesame Street's Snookie *******:
  4. Torre82

    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    In the interest of staying in the style of OP and what was posted on the very first page of this, more than a decade ago... My ex, my ex, Silke Sabine, Amai Liu, Lady Sonia, Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears. And whatever I posted in 2006. Cuz HOLY **** I AM ON THE FIRST PAGE?!? Yup.
  5. Torre82

    black femdom chick

    Site doesnt exist anymore: blackgirlswhiteslaves.com 301/Redirects to: Menareslaves.com Found video with outdated links: https://m.txxx.com/videos/173490/blackgirlswhiteslaves-hold-your-breath/ WHOIS turned up: Domain Name: BLACKGIRLSWHITESLAVES.COM Registry Domain ID...
  6. Torre82

    Hentai Games. Dating Sims. What do you suggest?

    You have all disappointed my. So scum.
  7. Torre82

    Hefner Offered Miley Cyrus a Photo Op in Playboy...Before She Was Legal

    I love how these topics play out, after years have ******. At what point in time did anyone think she wasnt going to take her tits out every chance she gets? I was a, you might say... 'fan' of hers before she turned 18. After the turning-of, she has not disappointed.
  8. Torre82

    Grab Those Tits!!!

    Done and done.
  9. Torre82

    Anyone else **** cosplay?

    Cosplay is, in short... a costume contest at the conventions where anime/video game/movie characters get to geek out, as where a male nerd dresses up badly.. and alt/webcam pornstars use to justify walking in public half naked or making a set where you can jerk off to psylocke from xmen, or ...
  10. Torre82

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Just because we are living in the decline of society doesnt mean it is any less entertaining to see what the, eh.. lower tiers.. think. The wise man choose lawful neutral ~ because people need to learn the hard way.
  11. Torre82

    Splitting California into three states

    Funny how it works. Hear a piece of news that makes no sense? Cali, Florida or Texas. Everywhere else just kinda makes the whole thing work.. no propositions every 5 seconds in my living place.
  12. Torre82

    The Dishonored Collection

    D1: Amazeballs. It does stealth better than tenchu did. Or hitman after ***** money. The specials that you get will eventually make you OP as fuck ~ but until you get them, you actually gotta use patience and 3d space. Oh... and patience. Plus a dash of patience. Which isnt to say you cant just...
  13. Torre82

    Shart Week 2018: What's your favorite shart?

    https://coub.com/view/14c7j4 https://coub.com/view/14c7j4
  14. Torre82

    Anyone else **** cosplay?

    You could listen to her: https://twitter.com/stormimaya/status/974130120482086912
  15. Torre82

    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    muffintiieeeiiime.
  16. Torre82

    BRAZZERS - Honey, it's a Motorbunny!

    Hipster voice: I'm glad he is doing some mainstream work. I have all his old albums back in the post-grunge era. I think he opened for garbage, once. She looked like Shirley Manson, so.. yeah. Close enough.
  17. Torre82

    Shank Week 2018 - Whats your favorite Shank?

    well gee, here I am with.. um.. just some chef ***** action. I feel woefully inadequate. *Thats what she said*
  18. Torre82

    Shart Week 2018: What's your favorite shart?

    My favorite is also my least favorite time: Pounding down super sugary **** with my friend Heather, back around 2007. Was about to rip the most impressive one... to make her laugh. Went at it full bore. .... mortified. AND I had to jump back on the bike to go home. Only a 1 minute ride... but...
  19. Torre82

    Shank Week 2018 - Whats your favorite Shank?

    I like the sharp one with the nice handle.
  20. Torre82

    So i leave for 10 years and ...

    Doesnt someone owe someone .19? Or was it John Cusack's 2$... I forgot.
  21. Torre82

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    But at least you get one luffly timebomb! Cuz like some of the flicks we watched, they can watch the stuff that just goes in one eye and out the other ear, right now.. and put 10 or 15 years on it and they'll give it another watch and POOF. ********* ruined. #ChildhoodRuinedIs4Real
  22. Torre82

    Skank Week 2018 - what's your favorite skank?

    Favorite skank? I respect Taylor Swift for trying out every penis she can get ~ and writing songs about it. But I wouldnt touch her with YOUR dick. Worst skank: The sun. That bitch has been spreading her love all over the place... ******* off old people, baking the young.. making everybody...
  23. Torre82

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I just watched 'Inside Out' the disney mind-crew thing.. and it is depressing as hell, too. Movie(s) I watched and liked, recently? Hrm.. Blockers sucked. Superfly was alright. Uncle Drew was nice and fluffy summer crap. Ant Man was meh. Sicario2 was slice-of-life good ~ as in.. it didnt really...
  24. Torre82

    Emma Kenney / Emma Rose Kenney

    Re: Emma Kenney Emma Kenney > Ariel Winter, IMO. Young actresses who grew into BADOW_THICCCC being the genre.
  25. Torre82

    You Now Have to Pay over $1000 per month for access to Naughty America's entire archive

    pix or it didnt happen! w0000t dick time.
  26. Torre82

    Three Black GOP Interns: Uber Denied Us a ride because of our Trump support

    The contradiction of being contradictory to someone that you profile is nothing new, but in a time such as this.. people are highly polarized and delight in clicking on a story about such contradictions. Except by delight I mean they want to open it and get pissed off. #SelfDestruction
  27. Torre82

    Dating Sites - what you like and ****?

    *was about to make a point* *but remembers that this place isnt 8ch and jokes about #CertainKindsOf sex dolls and Filipina-in-a-box might not take off like on /b/*
  28. Torre82

    The despicability of liberal Medias and their hatred for Trump

    I am here to shill. Can I interest you gentlemen in this blackpill? Dont worry, I'm interested in destructive change solely for the cause of destruction. I have no delusions that any of it is for the betterment of society. Please stop fighting people's urge to self-destruct... the way to save...
  29. Torre82

    What technologies blow your mind?

    Mine is named Thandie. Or Maive. Depends on my mood. :)
  30. Torre82

    Dating Sites - what you like and ****?

    Aw pshaw. I dont say anything of value. :)
  31. Torre82

    What technologies blow your mind?

    'blow your mind' seems a bit cliche way to describe it, but I blame clickbait for ruining the phrase. :) My mind is blown on how far people will go to push things, and how much time and money they'll try to save by fucking humanity over in some petty ways. example: DARPA just reinvented the...
  32. Torre82

    Katie Kox look a like tits?

    Egg zackly. The internet is like that jelly bean stuff in Harry Potter's universe ~ you might like Bonnie Rotten hot today, but next week the whole suicide girls catalog just looks like inked up doofuses ~ but a week after that you saw this one Indian chick with the weirdest appeal.. like, she...
  33. Torre82

    How to run Windows software in Linux

    *whips out my abso-fucking-lutely disks* Alrighty, lessee what uncle Torre has.. All windows7 32/64 Win 8.1 reactOS 4.8 liveCD backtrack 5.1 (The quieter you are) the win9X project CD SUSE 10.1 KDE PuppyLINUX I guess, in a particular way... each one of those satisfies some critical need. You...
  34. Torre82

    Challenge: What is the last thing you regret clicking on?

    stile project? Discharges? SMYW? I feel like the internet has been "Las Vegas'ed" ~ still a hive of scum and villainy, but attempts have been made to it for the purpose of being ... oh, SFW? ******-friendly? Extremely futile, but the dark web should be more hidden and inaccessible. I really cant...
  35. Torre82

    Dating Sites - what you like and ****?

    OKCupid = success. Tried multiplemanylotta others... in the sense of registering and seeing which way the wind is blowing. OKC was free, the UI was super intuitive and I got plenty of replies, circa 2012-2013. Dislike? the unclear aspect of what people were there for ~ it seemed like there was...
  36. Torre82

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    http://www.myboobsite.com/blog/miosotis-measurements/ #14
  37. Torre82

    What do you excel at the most?

    Seems somewhat specific. At what point did you start hating that people come online and say what is in their mind to escape a mundane reality? :) What do I excel at... um, ********. Eating pussy. Video games. Cooking. Procrastinating til the point where I absolutely need to do something, and...
  38. Torre82

    Challenge: What is the last thing you regret clicking on?

    One of those enemy combatant or **** cartel vids?
  39. Torre82

    What the hell happened to the 24-hour grocery stores?

    I see what you did, thar.
  40. Torre82

    Katie Kox look a like tits?

    I know its a cliche.. cuz... "I've been watching porn all my life" ~ Literally every guy, ever. Like.. ever. But yeah, I've seen so much that seeing anything that isnt absolutely amazing.. and by amazing I mean, according to me. My odd fetishes. Or something so outlandish or different or just...
  41. Torre82

    Shark Week 2018 - what's your favorite shark?

    I've never really known. I do what I think is prudent and harmless, and the outcome is never the same. The exact opposite of insanity ~ I am trying to live a normal life but I keep getting chaos! :)
  42. Torre82

    Shark Week 2018 - what's your favorite shark?

    You arent the only one that is swearing off whitegirlsharks. You might even say... #MeToo.
  43. Torre82

    Challenge: What is the last thing you regret clicking on?

    Ya know... sometimes there is just too much internet. What was the latest thing you regretted clicking on? Currently: raptor gets fisted and fucked.mp4 sauce: 8ch So... yeah.. a CGI velociraptor. And the exact 'screech' it does in jurassic park when it got... *sighs, lights up a cig* And I...
  44. Torre82

    Shark Week 2018 - what's your favorite shark?

    The North American whitegirlshark.
  45. Torre82

    So i leave for 10 years and ...

    It feels like yesterday. And that tiny stint in 2014 doesnt count. I had to run off and get a wife. https://imgur.com/a/M5lERG1
  46. Torre82

    You Now Have to Pay over $1000 per month for access to Naughty America's entire archive

    *wakes up, reads this* *tries to remember last night* Ah fuck. I told the bartender to surprise me, again. Ugh... *stumbles over to the pisser* ...and france won the fucking cup. ugh.
  47. Torre82

    So i leave for 10 years and ...

    SWEDE! *hugs you and steals your wallet*
  48. Torre82

    Latoya Devi / Karen / Lali Kama / Latoya / Leyla / Slave Lie

    ****** reply* Are you blind? On a related note... find out what an episiotomy scar looks like, and you'll forever know how many ladies have delivered a ***** and work in porn, too. :)
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