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Yes, my dear? Have you voted on your new name, yet? GUAH HAH! :) ;)

IT'S THAT JUNGLE LOVE! O E O E OOOO! +1 for Morris Day and the Time.

The shame of it is I couldnt choose 20 options. YAYZ for random names and Fill-in-your-own answer!

I took the silly initiative and made a thread. LOL! http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=297741

CHOOSE IT! ROCK THE VOTE! and all that goodness. ;)

It's peanut butter jelly time!

Welcome to the bard. Enjoy yer stai!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I GET IT! Weed whacker! To the.. LOLOL... to the.. eheh.. err.. to the crotch. Eh, oh. Wait. No. Not funny, ow.. ow.. no whacking near my dick. So to speak.

I prefer TittyDog, personally.

Those who dont know, criticize in black and white. Get to that gray area, sink to the black and you'll hope there's someone around you that isnt a subscriber to what you just posted above. ::2cents::

Getting noobs to get a feel? That's easy.. tell them it's street fighter and marvel. That's all they need to know. But the demo was 198 megs of bullshit. The full game's worth of data, but.. where's the game? I didnt see an option to buy the game, I didnt see a price. I just saw 3 options to...

Those two lines are just about useless. Business? Lowering prices? Absofuckinglutely not. They never pass it on to the consumer, they simply EXPAND and make more stores, buy more items, take over other companies with that now-expendable income. As far as taxing companies and people on what they...

I immediately reached over to some project I was making for an Xacto ***** and proceeded to just swipe at my arm over and over. Not my wrist.. my arm, it was like autopilot random-cutting. I felt no pain, just rage, disapointment. I heard that fabric tearing noise, and flat cutting sounds...

WELLLLL.. long ago I was a ***. I was adopted. To an idiot ****** who didnt know the answer to any given question, felt that spankings were too soft a punishment and just the beginning, told me that adults were always right and to have the last word in conversation. 18 years of dreaming and...

I ***** **** every so often, and if I have to ***** Dos Equis, yes.. I'll stay plenty thirsty and just ABSTAIN FROM THAT PISSWATER, my friend. ;)

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Dear gawd if I dont see milena cunnie in the next few months I'm going to either die or have to go thru a Milena detox. This addiction to cuntless porn WILL NOT STAND! SHOW YER HOLE ALFUCKINGREADY!

DUUUUUDE! Your tits ROCK!

I believe the saying goes.. "if there's grass on the lawn, play ball."

Have.. ahem, HAD the demo. Tried to play it, nothing. It's not a fucking demo, it's a waste of space. Dont download it unless you have a second controller and a friend nearby. Choosing anything but single-console multiplayer leads you to an ad screen telling how *awesome* the actual game will...

Bro, dont EVEN fall for it. It's just another fucking top 5 or top 10 list. Run away from the topic without volunteering who you've masturbated to. Believe me, it's for the best.

::laughs my fucking ass off:: Oh man, this is classic. **** and sadism are sooooo natural. ::puts on my mean spider voice:: IF YOU DONT TAKE MY CUM I'LL JUST SKIP THE BULLSHIT AND PUT IT IN YER BABYMAKER THE HARD'N'QUICK WAY! HWAH! ::fuckfuckfuck:: Oh man, if I had a dollar for every fucktard...

For my second wish, I'd *disappear* all conservatives. Mmm. The bohemian gods are smiling upon us.

Oh yeah? Well you jerked off to huge awesome tits, I know that much. Sooo.. you jerked, now TELL DAMMIT!

I'm sure there's a joke to be made, here... but I cant quite figure out how to make it less offensive and still relevant/clever. Any takers? Blue? Chef? Tell me you've got something, cuz I'm struggling for a one liner or quip to make fun of 2 or more things at once, here.

Pot called. Anyone named kettle, here?

Do you NOT realize how FEW girls there are on a porn board?!? The only ones are the OCSM's and they want you to JOIN THEIR FRIGGIN' SITE! Anger: Suppressed. Common sense: Dispensed.

I'd wish for a loving, faithful wife who enjoys me, me and more me. ... yes, just me. Fuck everyone else. My happiness would only be as happy as everyone around me if I wished for world contentment. Seriously, you can all go die. ;)

OH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! IT'S... ... in the back of your mind. Hiding underneath whatever toxins you *****, smoke or ******. ;) "********* affects the memory" ~Thurgood Jenkins

No offense, and I mean this in a constructive criticism kinda way... BUT WHAT THE FUCK?! Do you have a pre-existing heart condition? Are you morbidly obese? Are you a fucking IDIOT teen who weights 80 pounds and yet chugs caffeine expecting to get high or stay awake for a week? My friend, you...

::cough cough oink:: No, nothing wrong here. It's been fucking MONTHS since I've gotten laid. I'm going insane and will honestly buy some rohypnol soon if the situation doesnt improve. I live in one of those 'Nicest Places in America' type cities. In other words.. every husband is rich, and...

Now in case this comes true, it's not unexpected at all. Since when did the usual Obama voter expect anything outrageous from government? The only constants in life are change, taxes and death. Change we've hard. Taxes are just government-as-usual, and death.. well **** happens. While you're...

Pepsi and ephedrine. Half the recommended dose, chewed and swallowed with pepsi chaser to get rid of that damned aftertaste. Oh, and the chewing is for immediate absorption. Adderall in a pinch if I happen to have one, but ephedrine is so much cheaper. 10 bucks for 60 pills. Friggin' energy...

Knowing capcom and their PSN games.. they are SOOO going to overcharge for this. I'd shell out 19.99 for it, even though it's a rehash of a perfect Naomi hardware/Dreamcast game I've played the hell out of. But.. I'm guessing they make it 29.95 to begin with and add DLC characters and arenas...

How gooes the jagging, jagger?

We put a hole in the ozone, we can cause nuclear winter, we can dive to the depths of the ocean and we put men on the moon. At what point don't we have power over the environment, other nations and ourselves? Perhaps it's just not amazing enough to concieve. Yet here we are using a computer...

::starts thinking:: Err, no. After much thought.. definitely not worth it. Because all the money I'd get would just bring me to the next level of chicks.. and that'd be a huge friggin' evil tease. So no.

A10's make my dick hard. Warthog for the fucking win.

Oh yeah? Well 15 minutes into.. I'm saying FUCK everyone else's meal, I'm eating the cook. You can all stir the sauce, saute the meat and do whatever it is that cooks do yourselves! Upstairs we go. I barely even have to undress her. ;)

Tits... about the same as real Pamela. Face, eh. Like everyone else in hollywood without major preventative maintenance. Hair.. has to go. As for the rest of her, looks like she was once a MILF under ...err, over all that plastic. Over it? Maybe under, too. I dunno. Less thinking more ********...

"Totally radical! COWABUNGAAAAA!" Paging Master Splinter.

I'm not on one side or the other.. cuz the science simply isnt exact. That's for sure. We cant say dinosaurs looked like this, we cant say the oil will run out today or next 50 years... But my point here is.. whether it's manmade or not, there is a huge shift in climate AGAINST US. Undesirable...

Sooo... semites of vengeance extermination squad.. I'm in, anyone else feel like gunning down random muslims just for shits and giggles? The religion of peace constantly defies it's peaceful description it's been given. Time to sheikh, rattle and roll.

Knew them but always good to hear it in current, descriptive detail. AKA The net has surpassed expectations, thrived and flowed right along with world economies, governments and bandwidth demands. It... in a sense.. cannot be shut down without planetary agreement, and why should it? The free...

I'm not sure how to take this post. So instead, I'll remember that she's 18 and famous.. and assume you want to stick your fingers into some fish tonight. I say go for it. More flower to ya.

While I believe that time travel to the past means an instant paradox that erases you, I believe travel to the future impossible because it hasnt happened, yet. In the likely case that this is actually not true.. then the timeline is set and we're simply the 'music wheel' for the piano or music...

26/Indiana. Most of the time I save myself the headache and just dont talk to them. But every so often I'll find one that I simply must have. We talk, we smile, it doesnt work out to jack **** cuz we're not looking for what each other has. So fuck it, I go back home, she goes whereever and I've...

Oh yeah?!? Well I wish they'd copy the inside texture of the girl as well as the outside! HMPH! Seeing a plastic replica of labia = nice and all, but.. Fucking a plastic replica of a girl = hot damn! So THIS is a somewhat accurate version of what that hole feels like! sweeeeet!

::watched it all but had to skip a minute past the Nickelback song:: Hmm. So was it an enjoyable party? Or mostly business posing as pleasure?

Make postsings yourself then. Free1's not have time enuff to update thousand girls as quick lyyou want. Who is febreze? Pics? hawt titsz?

Oh I've been around. Posting like always. I often find myself at my friend's house, eating homecooked meals. Bless her heart she can cook WELL. Her ****** is pretty awesome, too. A shame when I come home and find myself alone again.