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Negative, sir. Didnt even know it was val kilmer's day until halfway thru ~ someone wished me a happy one, and then offered me candy. I said no on both accounts and went to bed, ASAP.

How goes it, sir?

Spycam? Only in codemonkey's toilet. Codemonkey is real big in Korea, for some reason. Some people like the skinny nerdy look. Re: Cookies.. how many freeones points for you to bake some and send out in a freeones mail?

I've met a few guys over the years. It always starts off the same... a flakey guy I work with has a problem, talks about the problem on a smokebreak or something, I offered up my couch for a day or two until he sorts it out. He comes over, problem is sorted by that day or the next but dude is...

I dont wanna split hairs or anything here, but..

Good lord all I meant to say was that it was a transition period. But I wrote a novel, so.. um.. there ya go. It wouldve been nice to have SD3, tho. But bad timing.

I think its part of the viewing history through rose colored glasses thing. Hindsight is 20/20 doesnt apply, IMO. I'm nearly 40 and during that 80s/90s era, I remember the difference between geeks'n'freaks in our culture. Foremost geeky were role playing games, still had the stigma of basement...

Life is funnier than game of thrones season 8. Or was it stranger things is lifeier than real life? Something about twists and turns annd real liife and strangeness. SO basically a Stephen King novel. But in post form. And it has an ending.

Some guy in some room, somewhere: Good lord do I **** transferring and troubleshooting all this crap. I've worked 16 hours, already! Can I get my 5 minute break? Petra: No. Some d00d: *whimpers and backs away* Yes, of course.. thank you, Mistress Petra! Petra: On second thought, yes. Go ahead...

Miley Cyrus is 28 in 2020! According to this topic! POST SEXUAL COMMENTS ABOUT HER! MASTURBATE TO HER!

I see your point. *groans and wonky rimshot* If Miley was a country, I'd illegally immigrate and work overtime in her territories. If Miley was a country, I'd announce war on that ass. If Miley was a state, I'd ... settle down there and live a nice, productive life.

Huh. Even in their usefully useless usefulness, at least some of the odder ones have a lotta creativity. :)

I feel like the answer to that is: "How long has she been missing, and do they have any POI's? (Persons Of Interest)

"Oh." I read it in the accent, Not in the state-of-mind. I feel... like it makes sense. But still, translation issue.

Does not compute? I reread the thing a couple times, and my guess is that the accent dialog would work well if I kept up my german studies, back in 2002. :) *** convinced me not to take a language where the syntax is strict and words begin to look like a full page of dictionary entries. So...

Ooh yeah, the swamp snake. I remember I started the game as a American. "By the time I get there, I should be strong enough" and then I died. "I used up all my petals and I guess magic could be stronger." Reup, retry, re-die. "Well fuck, I'll get a few more levels and max out on healing items."...

Mandela effect, perhaps. Remember when Mandela partnered with Brot to create fractals? *chuckles to self*

I've always liked the nervous wreck one. Call me crazy, but the more complex and groanworthy.. the better. Within reason. Paragraphs of setup to hit a *** joke might be too soul-crushing.

The news started getting ahead of it, and I was disappoint. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/12/health/coronavirus-cases-china.html "COVID cases seemed to be leveling off. Not anymore" Another 15 thousand cases reported, plz.

When it came out after SoM, I half expected more of the same. A lot of people, naturally, felt like.. oh hell yeah, a squeakuel! I read in one of those gamer magazines that it was made by the crew in America, and I had a hard-on for those japper games at that time, so I went in biased against...

First time playing? Replaying? What'd you think of secret of mana? (The original, not that 2017 remake.)

Alright, lemme see what I can do...how about: "I've never given a facial, before. I think I'll give it a shot." "When does a pornstar get tired of doing creampie scenes? I'd think when it becomes apparent." "I dont often find a pornstar I like looking at, let alone keep looking for her. But...

Remember that time when you were out and about and had to make one of those 'HOLY TURDLUMPS I should have doubled my protein intake, this is a fiber turdpuddle for the record books!' So you made the dook, you used what little TP there was, in the stall.. you still had a lingering amount of dook...

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This winter has been hot/cold, hot/cold. I dont mind it, but ya know, the wood in the roof swelled with the rain, froze the next day, and after a few times I knew I would have to get it looked-at. Get an estimate for the repair bill. I called up an old friend who does HVAC stuff, and he is the...

Kung Pow! Enter the fist and it did. Dozens of times.

Inbetween apartments, in hotel room, with Forrest Gump tier IQ rooommate: *she starts cleaning up, because she woke up at 12:30 afternoon, passive aggressive comments abound about anything left out? We shall see* *notices a cup on a counter* "I'm going to throw this away, okay? We cant get bugs...

I picked up a playstation game the other day. Tiger Woods 2017. It was hard to putt down. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, fine I'll go. *walks away, looks over at the elevator* Ugh, I **** elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them. *walks back* Hey, I got a freeones style joke. How much sex does a person...

In related news about tiny titters... https://www.babesdiscounts.com/porn-discounts/ftvgirls/ There is a reasonable discount on monthlies and a year for FTV.

New girl on my list: Viva, FTV https://www.erocurves.com/leggy-viva-in-lingerie/ http://previews.ftvgirls.com/galleries/viva-big-toys-and-first-fist/

Back around that time, I thought 'I am #4' was pretty good. Stark Trek 2009 was good. Scott Pilgrim, zombieland.. other than that, not so much. Wait, maybe Harry Potter movie 7 2/2. But by that point it was kinda obnoxious and we just wanted to get it over and done with. Twilight, too.. #TeamEdward

Liked soe, minus the ingredient hunting. (at least in certain eras.) tell fire eyes i said hello.

Isnt this a little... presumptuous? "Avatar 5 (pre-production) Jake Sully 2025Avatar 4 (pre-production) Jake Sully Lansky (filming) 2023Avatar 3 (filming) Jake Sully 2021Avatar 2 (filming) Jake Sully" Avatar 1 was 2009's darling. Someone asked me the other day, (as he was trying to prove...

I know this is old news or NOT really news, but.. really? A nearly direct rip of the federation of planets? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51245262 AND https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/feb/10/amazon-trump-war-cloud-lawsuit-pentagon "Amazon was considered an early...

I always thought it was from some video game. Or one of those advertisements for 6 flags or whichever one had the dancing old guy.

Remember seeing those dorks who sit in their basements afterschool, rolling dice and talking about dungeons? And dragons? Somewhere along the way, sometime took the hard work out of it. No more rolling dice, thats done behind the scenes. But we cant just save ourselves all the work and skip to...

Iknorite?! I've been at the site for a long-assed time, and an ass goes in one eye and out the other ear, but the other night I just saw.. and believe me, it was SUBTLE, almost IMPERCEPTIBLE.. but I saw.. a PATTERN. So in a fit of good taste, I called more attention to it. Because if there is...

SOmebody. But really, nobody. It is a generic image used millions of times across the web. https://weheartit.com/blvcknblxck/collections/140450120-dessous

At only 25 choices, I feel like ass. There isnt enough to properly asstricate how much freeones loves its asses. Page 1 topics: Poll Poll: what ass star has the assiest ass? anal, anus, ass, butt, turdcutter Anyone Tooty People Out There? Who's got the best ass? ass, best ass, brianna love 129...

Is there a placeholder xenforo board? betaboard.freeones.xxx? 19cents.freeones.com? freeones.xxx/xenforums/ ?

Lemme ass you a quasstion: How much ass is assnough? Whose assinine anal anagrams do you want to analyze with your analingual antique? anal ass anus ass asteroidal hemorrhoidal ANAL ASS!

Not the most complicated answer, but I imagine you have some kind of hope for these files. Dont. The files you delete arent deleted, youre right on that point. The file simply has a switch flipped that makes it ... ohh, lay down like a railroad log. On the track of progress. If the rail gets...

RIght as I was chuckling to myself 'Why not set up a digital currency? FreeCoin?' I looked down at the top of my pepsi and saw they have PepCoin if you turn in bottle cap codes. Laugh at the future, and poof. It laughed back ~ a little too close to home.

/that moment when you wanna reply with a retort and give yourself an excuse to go stare at Lady Gaga ass for.. um, well as long as it takes to get revved up and rub one, BUT.. this is the only post that the guy ever made and he did it 7 years ago. And, well.. youre also not in the Lady Gaga...

Would it be possible for an imagesharing portion of the site? Something akin to imgur, but ***** #imagetags, moderation as to block inappropos images, etc.. would that be easier than teh upload function on the board? And here is an off the wall but maybe useful feature ~ when we click on a...

Read this part again. You see it? Lemme 'chop' it down. See? Ten FEET. And maybe a few knees. *groan* Sorry. Soo, is there any decent video of the bombing? Anywhere? Some faces-of-death style vidcapture? At any given time, arent there 20 cameras recording any event?

I was initially hating on JRPGs, then one rant leads to another.. and I like the direction of western rpgs. Generally. Adam: Yeah, the grindy stuff really got to me, the other day. :\ Asian gaming racism?: Absolutely. Coming from a place of gaming in America, where our games are badly...

Game on, Wayne.

2019-2020 list: Scarlett Bloom Jasmine S Bailey26 (clips4sale) Quinn Quest (ATK Exot) Evanna Lynch (Luna from Harry Potter) Daisy Ridley (Jedi Rey) Ally Ioannides (Into the Badlands) The ex wife Your *** Your ****** my *** that guy's *** Stifler's *** *** jokes are great, arent they Luna Leves...