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Video of her getting peed on by R. Kelly or casting couch Weinstein or it didnt happen. And didnt the legend go that it transpired in 1994? And she was magically 14 IN THE STORY, but she turned 18 that year... but the events that happened since then, and what was said.. kinda corroborated the...

A legally sound maneuver for getting free money/publicity, provided you have the initial investment and/or access to a wide audience to convince them that it was not your fault. These days. Ethically sound? No. But I'm preaching to the choir on that one. :)

I... really, REALLY... hope Pornfan99 does the tribute. There is something comforting about a guy who routinely shows us his cum.. cumming to Crimson. But by comforting, I kinda mean 'close to what he is already doing', but .. like, more.. .. ya know, lets play mad libs! If "name" were to...

Almost politically correct. Almost.

Absolutely nothing. The trio of huge tit girls... (Milena Velba, Nadine Janssen, Miosotis) hasnt made a goddamned thing in YEARS. But go to their topic and point that out and you'll get negative-repped by the fanboys who still pay for a monthly pass to 2004's porn.

They're just robots, Morty. Its okay to shot them, RJ's a robot! *some time later* Its just a figure of speech, Morty! RJ's a bureaucrat!

“He showers in grain *******!” “He date ***** David Bowie.” “So anyways, Dino would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra “Beverly”. He taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his...

Alexandra Daddario Aellagirl ~~~~~~~ 2 Eva Green Ben Shapiro's ******, Abigail: Bai Ling

“Did I ever tell you about the time Dino took me out to go get a ***** with him? We go off lookin’ for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, DV takes me into a vacant lot and says, “Here we are!” Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us! Well...

True fact: 90% of all topics are either created-by, or thoroughly posted-in, by Mister Velvet. “Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Dino, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Dino throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well...

Amazing on CB. **** on McHale. Good guy... loved his appearances on Carson show, I wouldve bought the man a ***** or three... *sigh* rest in the peace, sir.

0:33 "The AYDS diet plan really works!" Living down the hall from a guy who tried the gay version, I can vouch for "AIDS" as an EXTREMELY effective dietary measure. The guy is a skeleton.

People are too much work, and for no return. In a republican state, women get everything. Bad investment to give a woman something they'll get addicted to. They would rather not deal with it, either. *According to statistics*

*sexually identifies as asexual MGTOW* Intentional slacking, sir. When they start wanting a real 50/50 relationship, perhaps! But this is more an issue with all the women I've dated. And my ****** and sisters. And coworkers. So it could just be my isolated circumstances. But if such a belief as...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I feel as if you had more to say about these things. I, also, am interested in games and Regina. Possibly both at the same time...

Soo... some brown stuff took out the white guys? That seems oddly coincidental, considering the insurance. Did you engage the brown stuff in some sort of 'war'? Jus' seeing parallels, here.

In keeping with the black humor of any given thread with '********' in the title... In my best Gilbert Gottfried voice: "CAN YA BLAME HIM?! LOOK AT THOSE LIT-ULL HOTTIES!" ....and we call it.. the aristocrats!

OOOOHHHHHH. I wasnt thinking Kelly Preston style. Well! That solves that.

Damn nice for 52?? ~ https://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/bai-ling-at-living-among-us-premiere-in-los-angeles-02-01-2018-4.jpg 47? http://www.celebvegas.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Carla-Gugino-Attends-Roundabout-Theatre-Company-Gala-2019-1.jpg 32? ONLY 32...

Nintendo is kinda like a movie on your favorites list ~ you know its a good flick, but you gotta be in the right mood to watch it. I havent had a handheld (that isnt a phone, at least) since 2009 ~ I simply find no use for them. The switch is just a gaming tablet. It isnt anything special on...

Eh, if we're talking about mature ladies.. Lady Sonia Jena Covelli Tori Baker Camilla C Jasmine S and, since you posted one of those stereotypical 'hotwife' cuckold queens, here ya go: Dee Siren Naughty Alysha The whole 'hotwife' thing doesnt do it for me. IMO hot everyday amateurs...

I must be missing something ~ I saw noone with a beard. Are we talking about the guy with the phone at the ball pit? Or is this an out-of-political-forum april fool's joke? /blizzardjoke

Someone get this man a glass of water. Methinks he is dehydrated, consistently.

Ah, everyone is a critic. 2/10 would not bang! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If we are speaking of brown ********* girls.. I'll take an order of Mel B, but first I need some Mindy Kaling with some Tandoori naan.

Your fapping plans = ruined. Me, a fapper, thinking about Anna Nicole Smith = cannot fap. too dead. exceptions? *ponders this* Maybe a few pornstars. Maybe. Anna Malle, for instance.

Lux: You cannot ask them to watch anything longer than 2 minutes, and especially with certain people delivering the message! Thats like asking them to read a book. They simply do not have the time.. *looks at wristwatch* to do ALL THAT! ;) I'm finding that the meal replacement powder, going...

All of them. You know.. when people no longer have to be paid to shill for a belief, a product or anything.. that they are controlled quite nicely. When one of your acquaintances converts to a different religion for their significant other, When your friends are extolling the virtues of their...

Gawd, my butthole is so itchy, now.

Oftentimes a felon is either dumb, seeking punishment as moral penance, an outcast or highly intelligent sociopath type. This guy? Just that first descriptor. Probably used it as an end table. Or a footrest. I bet it's been there since Thanksgiving, too. 2016, not last year. ;)

You are doing G_d's work, Zipper. More females need to be archived and spread... or spread and archived *rimshot* for future generations. Keep it up. Keep it in. Keep moving. Keep cumming. Keep seeing what I did there? *sigh* Ugh, I'll just stop being cheesy, now... *clicks reply*

This is why you never trust a *** who grew up with a silver spoons in his hand. Then again, maybe she married him thinking he was just like his acting days ~ a nearly-flawless young prodigy with blue eyes. Surprise.

Survey taken. My nineteen cents has been spoken.

.... at first I was like.. bring a dumpster INSIDE?! Where do you think we live, in... oh wait, I see what you did there. Andre's house would have to be giant. Yeah.

*ponders this* It can only be answered with an explanation involving numbers and labels. *navigates to the X vid folder* 23.4 GB, 479 files, 21 folders, created February 24, 2014 Favemoar, fave, good, okay, sortij I feel like... the variety pack is QUITE satisfying. Many a time have I been...

Outdrink? By sheer volume? I dunno, I guess 'The Big Show' could try and take the title. Wade Boggs? vs the entire 'Sunny in Philadelphia' crew? Isaac Brock? when he feels like writing a song? Any given hair band? Backstage? And we have to consider good drinkers vs bad drinkers. Are they loud...

I'm actually really good at that. Depending on what you mean. *monkey doing the rimshot.gif* Soo... ready when you are.

We have been waiting for this for a loong time. Welcome and stuff! :)

*reads lips* Adolf: STOPFH FISHINGZ JUDENS Me: Good point. Leave us Jews alone! Dino: WTF

Not to give false hope to anyone, but now that Peachy is absolute garbage.. we could get way more visitors. Not like the old days, perhaps.. but maybe the **** will wander in and talk to us oldsters about boobies. Or something. *sighs* Probably not, but hey. Looking on the bright side! :)

Dont we only have like 5 active chicks on the board? One of which is a mod? Come to think of it, which OCSM ladies do we still have? Is Vicky Vette still posting?

Well... ya know.. I like the both of you. But good point on the thread starting bit. So Dino, about those velvets...

DID YOU REALLY JUST ***** BUMP A 15 YEAR OLD THREAD?!?!? lol Ya know.. I'm not saying it has no point, but.. it has no point. Or worse.. *hands up, hair up, channel logo in the corner* Its aliens.

Ed Exley: Rolo Tomasi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. It's supposed to be about justice. Then somewhere along the way, I lost sight of that. Why'd you become a cop? Jack Vincennes: I don't remember. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I...

R.I.P. Peachyforum. They've been sliding downhill for awhile, and they were an insanely detailed place to find the people.. My go-to site for a decade! You go to a random TGP, find some chick.. and all you needed on google was: ashley anderson all over 30 peachy And 90% of the time that was it...

*skeptical sighing and much cynicism.gif*

*trying to find of a way to work a 'NOT THE BEES' joke into this*

https://youtu.be/tbKsR-Nq8KU?t=66 "When asked about what **** pairings go with ass meat" Comment: When Stanley Tucci is laughing so hard because he could answer the question, but wont.

I love how the thead didnt even address the OP and just turned into another circle jerk of posting favorites. LOLOLOL But, eh.. to be on-topic.. bro you posted low resolution clothed pics of AZN chix from.. your phone? Whats the angle here, Roh? :)