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A ****** of some croatians owned the CVS down the street. Down 2 streets and to the left, actually. It was a tiny strip mall that was too far to casually walk, and I had 2 other CVS in the meantime. She was one of those mocha-skinned, brown eyes that arent brown like the other 99% you've seen...

who are the jerky boys, Alex?

I stopped clicking on links during that era. It wasnt so much the gore, pain olympics or random stileproject-esque humor, of which I find endearing. A friend of mine is fond of saying that the 90s were all about grossing out, xtreme stuff, the rise of apathetic sarcasm, etc etc.. I recall the...

Yeah, they teach it to us over here, in a 'random miitary history' kinda way. The germans couldnt get coca cola during the war, so they invented Fanta, it caught on in Germany and south America and it goes reasonably well with ****. Yup. Some of us know! :) As far as trusting **** or pepsi to...

checked: AFDB, Devil's Film productions Film debut of vanessa blue, out of print, not available for streaming. Checked the 'bay', not available. http://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/video/6453/black-snatch-1/ Couldnt find it for purchase or D/L.

Ethics question: Which is worse, the 1997 shining remake or this commercial?

On multiple levels, that diet stuff is bad. I wouldnt have much cared and believed the conspiracy stuff, but having met some ex rocker types who, in their later years went totally sober and now their only vice was diet drinks.. I mean granted, they did A LOT of lines and joints and kegs and...

I like how it goes zero to a hunnid real quick. Real quick, real quick. "Heeey d00ds you ever smoke it, then stroke it? *a short spongebob time later* FUCKIN FAGGITZZ!! Whoa, hit the peace pipe again, my fren. And, I mean.. by extension, you should stroke it again, after hitting the peacity...

Time for another deep thoughts, by Jack Handey. Remember when the youungsters thought rickrolling was funny? ...they never really laughed like we did, after you goatse'ed them. But they grew up to be better people, I think. ... but I guess we'll never know, ever since the accidents. This has...

Never heard the grunt, didnt sniff le farte. I'm not saying I want to, but out of all the Dinos in the world, I would do it for you. For science. And if we were to, say, go back in time to 1999 then I'd do it for those jackass dollars on MTV. Get *****, supersoaker **** fights, **** up Bam's ***...

Hah, if I had 14.99$ on a parent's credit card for every time I got a free month off those AOL disks.. and then AOL stopped handing out so many and I got tired of gypping them out of a month. (Oh, how easy, though.. and how impatient was I..) Tried that Juno free internet with the adbar up top...

*steps in like a Jehovah's Witness or AmWay salesman* Mister Amato, have you heard the word of our lord and savior MGTOW? You shouldnt destroy your life to give to a woman, sir. Oh, lordy.. these are trying times, meester. No more than any other, but certainly more transparent in the...

A miss, a hobo and a forbidden img. There is something very artsy about this. Life imitates art imitates how oddly fucked up everything is. *ahem* At least that is what I feel about it ~ like the lack of an image is , intentional or no, something to say.. Then again, it could just be a...

Last of us 1 = beaten it like a Torre dick. One of the rare games I liked so much that I jumped onto the multiplayer to see what THAT side of things was like. Luff the game! Naughty dog has pushed, and take this with a grain of salt.. amazing visuals and stories that do NOT fail to entertain...

Re: I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico B I'm just another freeones member. You'll find plenty of ******** souls, opinionated geniuses, official perverts with tenure, (have a joke: Pervert goes to freeones.com, wanks off, takes a look...

In the interest of contributing to 'worst' things, here ya go. https://rate-my-****.com/ https://izismile.com/2020/01/06/yeah_that_looks_like_a_nope_47_pics.html Casino Royale's best scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i97EzIOF8dQ Finding yourself in recovery? Want to fuck other...

Re: I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico B My mind is like watching one of those infinite possibilities, different timelines science fiction cliche movies/episodes. Which is to say, it isnt about the infinite possibilities or how...

I have to post here. Because this forum is semi-dead and us oldsters dont flame anybody for having an opinion. (unlike gamefaqs, IGN or... anywhere. At all.) ersion of a predetermined 'thing'?! I never even used Fire1 !!! HOW AM I GETTING FIRE 2?! Ahem, now the reason I take issue with games...

Re: I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico B *assumes thoughtful pose, ponders this* *thinks to self* I have a few choices. Do I talk about the lovely scent of *****-tinged ammonia VIA **** puddles from the hobos in the summer, downtown...

3 hour SNES goodness: I would listen to these more, but I gotta be respectful of others' eardrums. WHich isnt to say they dont care for it, but I tend to put on background music and just let it play for a day or 3. At a low volume, but still. ;) 5 hour 'atmospheric' I'm thinking of making my...

I think I speak for 90% of all humanity who watch the NFL, and I quote: "So long as it isnt the patriots" Nice rubber banding, nice plot twists. Would watch again. I didnt think 'Homes was the killer, but he ****** it, in the end.

On-topic: I dunno any of these. Request: Have any 80s-90s-early 2000s ladies for the guys to guess?

A case of opposite sometimes being better ~ cheaper dvd players = cheaper laser = sees right through superficial scratches and reads cheap burnt discs better. I asked the same question myself, a decade or three ago ~ my computer's drive or the progressive scan, 400$ dvd player I had would...

Dirty little elf.. WHen I was a *** and we went to the theatre to see Home Alone, I had a thing for.. https://homealone.fandom.com/wiki/Santa%27s_Elf As I recall he told her nice shoes. Later in life, I recall a pick up line: "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" So theres that.

*blinks in mock/somewhat disbelief* *recalls Eddie Izzard joke* Cake or death? Cake, plz. If there was a cure, I would think very much that the taste is of no consequence. lolol I recall my uncle's words: Why did we stop making metal toys and cutting down poison berry bushes? Natural...

Petra Verkaik says hi from the 90s.

Agreed, to a point. Sometimes it is nice to be on-rails. Games where the narrative is 90% of the whole schlemiel: Metal Gear Solid 4, Luminous Arc series, Those quantic ***** games (Heavy Rain, beyond two souls, Omikron the nomad soul, etc) I dunno, D. Lately I've been loathe to even read an...

300+ deaths, 14,000+ confirmed cases, first confirmed death outside of China: Phillipines. I think I've played this level on Plague, Inc. THIS is what happens when you start in a super visible location and let your symptoms get out of control before it spreads worldwide. ...AND OHMYFUCKINGAWD...

Oh thats easy. The game was the logical but VERY flawed continuation of a beloved series that was AMAZEBALLS for being open ended, true role playing and unforgiving but fair. Elder scrolls 3 morrowind is the very epitome of open ended. You land on an island and you are told to report to Caius...

Alex (Trebek), what is.. the perfect woman x5?

10 year old *****! Booyah! :) and... I'm not sure that is a midge in the foto. But whatevs, I saw the title and first thought of 4chan in the old, OLD days. If you saw a midget topic posted, chances are not high of finding actual midgets in that topic. Dead bodies, spiderman memes, and little...

Historic fact that success is assured in civilizations where slave labor gave exponential growth, yeah. I'm not taking fault with that or anything. :) Just reacknowledging that there is no place for Romans being employed in Rome, and so on and so forth in regards to employing native...

Xfir Xfire is that guy who.doesnt.actually.get.that.he.sounds.like.the.villain.from.any.given.movie/game/song/history. "I have ethics, I must cleanse the filth from the world!" Which is, to say, that he identifies with Dany ~ with emotion being fact, ****** being necessary and revenge above...

I'll take smooth, sexy rock, plz. Me, if I were in the 70s and lofi livestreams werent invented, yet: Gerry Rafferty, and by extension stealer's wheel.. softer side of clapton/cream, PETER FRAMPTON! (His blues album in 2019 was very decent :) ) Some America, definitely old chicago (transit...

Coronavirus topic! Come for the virus, leave for the ever-present iPhone mentions, come back to see we're on-topic, now. :) I, for one.. could use a thinning of the herd. But I would have to post in the politics section to express why halving china's population, moving cheap production to...

No problem at all. The movie really didnt get any advertising. But the making-of is amazing! The silent clips had people lip-read what the guys were saying, the shakey-cam has been stabbilized, AI read all the details and cleared up the picture to show what was really there, the absolute gore...

For a second I was like... wait NextDoorNikki is a lardassian? But no, different girl. Just the same california princess, jewess face. Long face, nice big nose, oliveish dark complexion. (Spray tan?)

Think of it like opposites attract. If you live around fit, popular girls... you might wanna slum it out with that chunky chick on the other side of town. Americans find other, non american accents sexy, germans find non-blondes sexy, so on and so forth. Hell, everyone I know has this outdated...

Well, to be fair... reverse phone lookup used to be a perfectly viable option for finding out where and who. These days, not so much. Phone number spoofing is INSANELY easy to do, and there are paid services for you and me. Sooo... imagine the guys behind it who are using their own service are...

Not relevant to your desire to see a hollywood movie, BUT BETTER! WW1 in color, with voices, with advanced tech... and all utterly, totally realistic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcgceA64aAI Peter Jackson's best, IMHO. :)

And the 13 year old ********. :( /me wonders who the other 7 in the copter were, as well. May they rest well.

It should go without saying, but.. I'll say it anyway: Time, stress and *****. Mostly time. Lacey Duvalle, for example.. she started in 2000 FFS. :) Weigh the choices.. in any other profession would she decide to look more like a barbie doll? She could look like a chubby *** that you see...

*scrolls down the page* My God, it's full of stars.

Whoever I'm looking at whilst doing the deed. Wait, no... I've fired off to a few mistakes. A few thousand mistakes, but the firing maneuver could NOT have been stopped, at that point. I would say that whoever MADE you whip it out was the best one. After that, it all goes downhill. Browse...

This one would be as good as any. Especially considering you already made a topic about it. Yay for redundancy. :) But for fetishes, bdsm experts and such.. you might want to try fetlife. Obwohl sie FetLife versuchen konnten. Relevanter.

Strategy - faction/society simulator ~ Alpha centauri vanilla, pre-expansion.. although expansion is alright on its own, the game has been nerfed and rebalanced too much, IMO. Strategy - turn based/historical ~ Romance of, Nobunaga, Hearts of Iron, etc etc. For those times when you want to be...

I would love to say that DVD has a place in my heart, if only for the HD vids I can burn to them.. but I really cant. Cheap manufacturers in EVERY sector have jaded me ~ whether made by vivid or burnt to a DVD-R I got from the local tech shop, I really havent had much luck. Bit-rot is real, and...

Speaking as a connoisseur of trailer trash, sexy old ladies and sluts.. I much rather prefer honesty in my advertising ~ look like slag if you are doing slag things. :) So naturally, on the flipside if I see a hollywood sex symbol that is still thin at 40+ years old, they dont do nudity and...

Its nice if you played the telltale and pre sequel to death and remembered the story. I always thought the whole mad max but with laughs thing was interesting, and the game managed to pull it off twice. I mean.. twice if you consider the first game a huge tutorial but still half a game, 2 as a...

Iknorite? 'developed' countries be all like, whoa man that girl ONLY turned 18.. she is BARELY legal, so dont get weird about it. Go to countries in the middle of nowhere and they're like.. she's 13 and already on her second pregnancy. If she wasnt ready she wouldnt have her period. or get...