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Now you don't have to close the door while Punishing Percy.

Nice rack tho...

Thank you, sir. I don't mind garden variety dippy broads but when they're dumb as a box of rocks you might as well push them in front of a speeding bus.

I met a few out here and those ones barely had enough brain matter to blink their own eyes.

Had my first 7up in a long time. It was crisp and refreshing. Cold and effervescent too. I like Sprite too but I'm voting for 7up here. 7up it is, gosh darnit!!!

Thank God our President ****** his check-up with flying colors although when the doctor told him, "You're in good health", he might have heard him wrong.

We need a Freeones Cuss Jar.

Also, Brian Lawler hung himself in jail and Brickhouse Brown tapped out to the Prostrate Cancer.

I was a fan of Nikolai and the Sheik. Volkoff was an absolute ***** especially early in his career. He seemed like such a nice man in interviews(outside wrestling) too. I'll miss him. RIP.

Thanks for posting that. Iran is not a direct threat to the American Homeland and war with Iran does not benefit America. The Israelis and Saudis have a beef with Iran so let them send and risk their own ****' lives in any war they choose to have with Iran.

I’m not 100% sure if he’s a Communist.

Seems like too many fellas already added a poll to her.

You know, it's finally nice again to have a First Lady who can wear a pair of white pants without causing a national embarrassment.

He probably offered to buy them from her.

OK, now this is written by some character at HuffPo named Yashar Ali but it's an interesting read regardless. It appears Guilfoyle liked to play "The Close-up Game" with pictures of fellas' wieners. Other stuffs too... Exclusive: Kimberly Guilfoyle Left Fox News After Investigation Into...

Popping an over-ripe shanker with your teeth and letting the juice ooze onto a furry dingleberry can be quite delicious.

That bull elephant McDonald's lady sure stomped out that sass good.

The worst thing you could do, the thing that would hurt an attention seeking whore like Maxine Waters the most, is if she were completely shut down and ignored by the media and the rest of America. She's not even worth the two posts I made about her in this thread.

She’s a cute *** with a lotta spunk. Love those big brown eyes of hers. I hope she runs for President.

The second time I visited Lemon Drop I asked her for a senior discount. I figured since she was over 65 she should lower her rates.

I was enjoying the 80s cheesiness of those videos. Everything looked so dangerous. Lucky Aldo's Les Paul shoots out laser beams that have Galaga sound effects. Classic bit here.

I'm going to sell black market plastic straws out of the back of my truck like ******* cartons of cigs.

I have a New Nintendo 3DS XL. I like it because it plays all the Super Nintendo games bought from Virtual Console. It's nice being able to have all the Castlevania, Metroid, Zelda, Mario, and others all the way up to 16 bit. I'm thinking about getting a flash cart for it that I can load DS and...

First they come for our plastic straws then they come for our plastic cups. Eventually we'll be ******** together out of the same trough like cattle.

The scooters are coming next. I went to bed one night, woke up in the morning, and they were littered everywhere. Idiots ride them on the sidewalk. I'm gonna clothesline one of them in the mouth one day.

That guy started out in the early 1980's and it looked like he'd be a major star. Besides his solo career he also co-wrote Take Me Away by Blue Oyster Cult. He fizzled out quick and disappeared into obscurity. What's the deal???

Hopefully Trump will save our plastic straws. The nutbirds down here want us to ***** thick milkshakes through paper straws. They trying to pull that crap up in Oregon yet? I like my McDonald's straws just the way they are, dammit! Gosh darn left wing busybodies!!!

I pretty much agree with that. Their job is to represent the guy they're slinging ***-*** ca-ca for. Many times they can't keep a straight face but they keep shamelessly pushing the same doggy doo-doo even way after they've been busted and exposed as a liar. This is regardless of party. You...

Dr Sebastian Gorka, dammit! That guy could be a great James Bond villain.

I want to make s'mores in her butt.

Real Racing 3 on my Apple Telephone Number X. Is good. I use my Steelseries Dingus Controller.

The Coolbaby or RS-97 are decent for the money. I have an RS-97. If your battery ever dies it's easy to replace too. I also just picked up a PAP K3 Plus which is pretty much the same deal but with better D-Pad and buttons. Check this out. https://jutleys.wixsite.com/retrogamers97-90

I did the sex to a lady who was on the front box cover of a VHS pornographic film but she said she wasn't in the movie itself. She told me she did Penthouse but I never saw it. RIP...

Excellent motion, counselor. Approach the bench at Mickey D's and let them know you want a double.

Sorry, I didn't see it.

I was going to get a regular Double Quarter Pounder w/cheese but I saw the Double Bacon Smokehouse Burger and took a chance getting it. Boy was I happy. McDonald's hit the jackpot. I hope this becomes a regular menu item.

How about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? I wouldn't contribute to her campaign but she'd definitely get the five 20s from me.

When are they booking the rematch? I see ratings and dollar signs. Maybe have Whoopi go on Judge Jeanine for an entire hour then return to The View.

Never. Ladies have joined the Kiss My Ass Club but if they ever digitally ******** me I'd give them a handful of **** for a receipt.

Me and the wife are thinking about spending our older years down there after she retires. Hopefully Manny Pacquiao will be President then.

Yep. Lemon Drop and a bunch of other older Asian prostitutes have paintbrushed my crusty starfish with their tongues. Isn't rimming referred to as "Asian" like anal is called "Greek"?

Either of you fellas into Asian GILF nymphos? How about Kim Anh?

I'll be mild.

When a friend came over to visit the other day I shook his hand then he jumped back. I had my hand loaded with toe nail clippings.