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  1. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Nobody, I Mean Nobody Dips Their French Fries In Mayonnaise!

    That would be Lisa Eilbacher and the photograph is from the film 10 to Midnight. If a film that features Bronson chasing around a naked serial killer played by the gayer ******* of Brad Davis from Midnight Express then this film is for you. This film, however, does not feature some punk stealing...
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    Who In The Heck Does This Uppity Broad Think She Is?

    Best handshake of all-time was between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Apollo Creed in Predator. Everything else is a handjob in comparison. If that hanshake were a handjob then no one would last more than 6 seconds.
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    Nobody, I Mean Nobody Dips Their French Fries In Mayonnaise!

    Also, don't try to serve Bronson quiche when he thinks he's getting pie. Quiche makes him sick. Quiche also makes Bronson angry.
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    Should anyone with a man bun be taken seriously?

    When I had long hair I had some pretty sweet Willie Nelson pigtails but never tied my hair up in a manbun.
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    Lindsey Graham!! Let’s spoon!

    This is the type of spoon Lindsay likes the best...
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    Lindsey Graham!! Let’s spoon!

    That persnickety old Southern Belle was probably wearing pink silk panties playing with himself under the table fantasizing about being the woman during the testimony.
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    Why Are You A Member Of The Freeones Message Board Store Of Pornography?

    Thanks. I really enjoy the Bourbon discussions also. Like talking about weed too. Rabbit hole, huh? Time for a trip to the BevMo. That place is so well stocked with ***** from around the globe it's practically educational. What kinda weed you smokin' up there/over there? I still got a bunch of...
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    Who In The Heck Does This Uppity Broad Think She Is?

    As soon as she shook my hand I'd take her hand and place it on my wiener showing what her firm grip is good for.
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    Who In The Heck Does This Uppity Broad Think She Is?

    No GFE from her for sure and everything, even oral, is 100% covered. She prefers to be referred to as a therapist as well.
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    Murphy Brown Is Back!

    Candice Bergen's triumphant return to television to once more tell it like it is. Listen up, America, and watch out, Donald Trump!
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    Advice needed

    Maybe she likes to do the sex.
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    Who In The Heck Does This Uppity Broad Think She Is?

    I wouldn't hire her for anything other than as a secretary. She could take dictation by crawling under my desk for some dick tasting.
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    Why Are You A Member Of The Freeones Message Board Store Of Pornography?

    Originally I came here to see photographs of ladies with white stuff on their face but I ended up staying for the fellas and interesting articles. In the Freeones Dairy aisle do the milk cartons have pictures of ****** members? A few have been gone for awhile and I'm starting to wonder. Not...
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    Hey Fellas, Ever Do The Sex With A Latina Maid/Housekeeper/Hotel or Domestic Worker?

    I haven't but that's always been a fantasy of mine. Having been in and out of a number of hotels and motels I wanted just once for the Mexican maid to come in to my room accidentally then hop into bed with me.
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    Michael Moore Offers His Michigan Home to Syrian Refugees

    Be pretty interesting how they partition off the refrigerator. All the bacon and **** get shoved to Hajii boy's section as Mikey keeps helping himself to the Halal side. I see Netflix rebooting The Odd Couple once more. Could be a good show actually. Bill Maher can be a Kramer-like character.
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    Austin Area Members?

    I lived in Austin for 2 years back in the 1990s. I worked at 2 gyms(World Gym, Future Firm), 2 night clubs(Dallas Night Club, The Back Room), and 1 titty bar(The Yellow Rose) I lived in south Austin on Jones Road off Manchaca Road and also in north Austin on Hwy 183 off 35 right across fairly...
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    This One Time I Was On The Internet And I Saw This Lady And She Didn't Have Any Clothes On

    Wouldn't she technically be going topless here since her gut covers her vaJ?
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    I’ve Never Played A Pokémon Game. Am I Missing Out?

    Is Pokémon that great and worth getting into the GB/GBC/GBA games or is Pokémon overrated and boring?
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    This One Time I Was On The Internet And I Saw This Lady And She Didn't Have Any Clothes On

    I know it seems like a crazy story but I promise it's true. Unfortunately I didn't save the pic and am unable to find it again. Can someone help?
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    Word Association

    Wrestling
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    "Now That's An Ugly Sportcoat!" Ugly Sportcoat Thread

    This flamboyant, gay character in Canada that calls the hockey matches. He makes Andre The Giant look like a fashion plate.
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    "Now That's An Ugly Sportcoat!" Ugly Sportcoat Thread

    Only the most hideous sportcoats need apply. What's the deal with these and how do you call them anyway? I remember my *** had one. Seen other people wear them too, even lately. Crappy crapola ugly crap.
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    Do You Like To Encourage And Instigate People To High Five Each Other?

    Oh yeah! That’s my bread and butter. If I see people experiencing awkward moments of silence when they should be jumping for joy I tend to move in and make a suggestion that a High Five may be in order and possibly overdue.
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    Do You Like To Give High Fives?

    Heck yeah it counts! High Five Blooper Reels are a guilty pleasure of mine. Seeing people messing up slapping five to each other never gets old.
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    Do You Like To Give High Fives?

    I would also like to add that if someone performed a task that was unanimously felt as poor I would not, I repeat not, High Five them. No matter how it was intended it could be taken as sarcasm really backfiring despite someone's good and noble intentions.
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    Do You Like To Get High Fives?

    Sometimes but only if I feel it's warranted. I know I seem inconsistent because of my willingness to give out so many Hive Fives. I think I'm good having had many, many lifetimes of High Fives dealt to me already and would rather focus my energy toward brightening or even turning someone's day...
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    Do You Like To Give High Fives?

    Yeah, I do. It's a nice celebratory gesture when someone's done something exceptional.
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    Fellas, Tell Us About This ********* You've Been Smoking Lately?

    Got some White Walker OG. Real good Indica. Put in in the grinder and it turned into sludgy mud that I picked out and regrinded before it was broken up enough for smoking. My dispensary in LA has great stuff and prices. Got an ounce for $250. It's called Save Greens and it's in Culver City on...
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    Chicago, Obama's town under heavy fire. 63 shot, 10 dead in Chicago since Friday

    Friday night and start of the weekend. Wonder how many mushmouth retards will be out in the street ******* each other. Have at it, I say, and use the corpses to fill in the potholes since they probably match anyway.
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    Joey Gives KFC’s Hot Honey Sandwich... A 2!

    Joey is so disappoint.
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    Hey Fellas, How Many Jobs Have You Been Fired From?

    I will say every time I got fired I think I deserved it. Whether stealing, insubordination, or assault I wouldn’t consider myself a model employee either.
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    What Are Your Favorite Video Game Genres?

    Racing Shoot 'em Ups
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    Hey Fellas, How Many Jobs Have You Been Fired From?

    I lost count but over 7 for sure not counting the other times I was ****** to quit or laid off.
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    what game are you playing right now?

    Space Invaders Extreme 2 on my Nintendo DS Lite.
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    Post A Pic, Vid, Caption On How Your Day Is Going Thus Far

    As a Raider fan watching my team blow another one.
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    People who should be drawn, hung and quartered (then fed to sharks)

    I'm pretty even tempered and indifferent to much but people mistreating ******* or abandoning them leaving them to die infuriates me. I would be more than happy to have them in my garage tied to a chair while I was guzzling ******* and dulling knives. Soon the disease would be born...
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    Mayans M.C. On FX Thread

    You try streaming it? I think you would like the show. https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/mayans-mc If you like SoA then definitely check it out.
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    Mayans M.C. On FX Thread

    Didn't see a thread for this so I thought I'd start one. Anybody watch the first 2 episodes yet? Mayans M.C. airs Tuesday Nights on FX and if you missed the first two episodes you can catch them On Demand. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5715524/
  39. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What are you listening to right now?

    An oldie but a goodie.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    A more Melodic sound from Deicide from this track on their new album.
  41. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    I Love Getting High So Much Just The Thought Of Getting High Makes My Butthole Pucker

    Juss thinkin out loud. I tell you what, though. My memory is dogshit.
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    Success! Finally Found A Good Cheap Portable Emulator Game System From The China!

    I also just bought a fake Chinese Color Gameboy named the Kong Feng GB Boy Colour. I have a number of Gameboy and Gameboy Color carts around that I want to play. Also, the Nintendo Color Gameboy is not backlit but the GB Boy Colour is. Got it off eBay for $38.
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    Success! Finally Found A Good Cheap Portable Emulator Game System From The China!

    It has emulators up to and including PS1 with 3000 built in games in a portable console that costs $67.
  44. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Success! Finally Found A Good Cheap Portable Emulator Game System From The China!

    I have become a bit of a collector of cheap Chinese portable game systems. They are usually loaded with games and emulators but many times the games don't run well. Recently, I bought something called the Retrogame RS-97 Pro (AKA K101 Pro). This thing has tons of games but it uses the built-in...
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