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Not a surprise from Michael... errrrr... I mean Michelle.

Titanic

She seems a little... you know.

On MeTV I’ve watched Night Gallery, Alfred Hitchcock Hour, Columbo, Kojak, Rockford Files, and other stuffs. I am also a fan of Better Call Saul and Snowfall.

Exciting film. Henry Silva plays a great psycho as usual. Check out another good Burt Reynolds flick, Malone. RIP Burt Reynolds. Another big star that will never be replaced.

Reminds me of a story about a Catholic Priest who got caught sucking on an 11 year old boy's pecker. The priest claimed, "The boy tripped, he fell forward, his pants somehow become unfastened and fell below his knees, I yawned, and the penis accidentally ended up in my mouth. Really, was just...

I’m sure he’s fine getting peppered with fried chicken and watermelon jokes. It’s only food.

"First you get your balls to ze vall now you nail your foreskin to ze countertop!"

Looks good. The closest thing I have to that is a Remington Versa Max Semi-Auto Tactical. Is good too.

Guns are good. I like guns. I have a lotta-lotta.

I'd nibble on her balloon knot right after she ate a pot of arroz con pollo with plenty of black beans and plantains on the side.

Her legs on full display were very distracting. I was watching it while talking to my wife who was in the room as I was trying hard to pretend I wasn't watching. Poor Bill should have worn his shoes with mirrors on the tips when he greeted her. Hillary would be licking her chops too.

I would have expected this from Heather Locklear and Heather Thomas but Phil Simms and Boomer Esiason would have to be on permanent reverse green screen to pull it off. I think the Thomas Edison of two people who are the same person ******* one off originated with the 2 Dicks from Bewitched.

Jesse Jackson looks like he's playing Ninja Pocket Pool. Bubba seems like he's about to reach for the infamous five 20s themselves. The third character is trying to block it all out thinking about baseball scores and Church's Fried Chicken.

Yikes! ***** is Miss Piggy. The *** is a degenerate Juggalo who reminds me of the little brat from that Vampire film Near Dark.

I thought her comedy was basically some generic, unfunny female stand-up. She's not Elayne Boosler bad though. I do like The Exorcist shirt she's wearing. Good point, sir. I always though she'd be well casted as a murderous psychopath on a show like Criminal Minds.

How much money do you think she's made from all of those wacky, zany Progressive Insurance Commercials? She's done a ton of them.

Thanks for noticing. I could only imagine who I could trigger if I used a word that rhymes with trigger.

The Dems going apeshit over this is desperate.

To hot Asian Spinner UCLA College Girls who wear butt shorts and flip-flops as I follow them around and leer at the Ralph's in Westwood Village.

Galaga Wars on my Apple iTelephone Number X.

Centipede on Game Boy Color.

It is good of you to be so bold sticking your neck out like that to embrace such controversy accepting whatever consequences you may be ****** to shoulder whether now or in your future career in this message board store of pornography.

Animus, tell me about this ********* you've been smoking. I get the strongest Indica I can find this side of having a needle hanging out of my arm. I find when I use this ********* that the pleasure I receive whether doing the actual sex stuff or Punishing Percy sitting on the toilet is...

Threads are good. I like threads. This is good.

Space Invaders Extreme on my Nintendo DS Lite.

I wonder if David nicknamed himself MadKatz. Can’t blame this one on the Gentiles.

Believe it or not David Allan Coe is a Mormon.

One of my favorite ******* sing-a-longs...

Funniest, filthiest, most un-PC album ever...

Great songs especially watching how high David Allan Coe and Willie Nelson were performing it.

For me it's my New Nintendo 3DS XL. I have a lot invested in Cartridges and Virtual Console Games and enjoy having a portable system I can take anywhere. I just had a nice round of Ridge Racer. I've always liked the Nintendo portable systems I've owned whether it's been the original Game Boy...

Eric Clapton

Jon Lord

Chili's is great! Your Southwest Egg Rolls look good. I love the Boneless Buffalo Wings and always get a Bowl of Chili. Great Burgers too. I recently ordered The Boss. The Boss Burger* The burger all other burgers report to. Smoked brisket, tender rib meat, jalapeno-cheddar smoked sausage...

Jenna Jameson Jill Kelly

I don't know. Sorry. Don't know that one either.