Search results

Why don't they do things like they used to and put an actual China lady in a crate and send her directly to me? I'd even upgrade the shipping so she don't have to hold her breath too long.

I spend too much money. I bought this OG XBOX last night. 843 Original xbox 42 Classic Systems✰ 31K old school Console & Arcade

Time to get booked on Ellen for purposes of working on being relatable to normal Americans. #RunGirlRun

Break a leg, Hillary. I mean... yeah... go ahead... run. Pretty please with a cherry on top and a booger on the side. #RunGirlRun

Speaking of ****, if you go to Ralph's and buy 4 six packs of **** they give you 30% off. I get great deals on those tasty, high ******* content beers I like. Ralph's is pretty good on hard ******* prices but I've got better deals at Vons. BevMo has good prices too along with great selection...

No body shaming people. Keep your mansplaining in check too. The Liberal Sherpa is watching.

I love the Ralph's in Westwood Village. They were already a big store but took over the Best Buy right next to it and doubled in size, They have a full service, sit-down sushi bar (good sushi believe it or not), a smoothie bar, and 2 spots where you can sit down and ***** **** or **** (sushi bar...

If someone put a *** to my head and ****** me to do the sex to either Angela Merkel or Theresa May I'd definitely pick Angela. Theresa May is one ugly broad and something tells me she could braid her own salt 'n' pepper pubic hair.

https://www.greatfallstribune.com/story/life/people/2018/07/11/lena-dunham-happy-joyous-and-free-after-gaining-weight/777690002/

Update time. Got it fully charged now and was able to turn it on. Looked at the large game list and played R-Type III (GBC), Tetris Worlds (GBA), and Sonic Genesis Version (GBA). The controls aren't the worst part. It was the slowdown. These 3 games I tried move pretty fast but not on this...

Got my Retro Game RS-97 today. Unboxed it and looked inside. Grabbed the system and turned it on. It wouldn't turn on. Battery was obviously dead. I've heard this could brick the system. I plugged it in and will leave it to charge for awhile. As far as the D-Pad and Buttons, they are very mushy...

That was good.

The RS-97 D-Pad is supposed to be on the mushy side but I heard the buttons are OK. I might see if I can replace the D-Pad. Adam, do you have any emulator-type devices? Check this guys modded OG XBOX. Look how many games. 3TB Hard Drive...

"Phil Swift here and I want to help you ladies improve, tighten, and rejuvenate your vaginas... with Flex Seal! Available in White or Black."

Now this one is arriving Wednesday. This is what I plan to do to it. https://jutleys.wixsite.com/retrogamers97-90 https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B076J4TT9M/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Got this little beauty in the mail today. Just unboxed it, turned it on and looked around, then clicked on a few games and played. It has 548 classic games (40 games on console , 508 games on SD card). Most seem to be Gameboy Advance Games. the games I played all played pretty well with no signs...

Thanks man.

It’s nice everything seemingly went well with her husband.. ]

Holy heck! I’ve been told my whole life I look like a younger version of Vince McMahon. Facial features mainly but I also did used to comb my hair back like Vince.

What kind of haircut did you picture me having?

Years ago I noticed a bald spot forming on top of my head. My *** had the same bald spot so I knew what was in the cards for me too. The bald spot started out as a dime then formed into a quarter. I tried to grow my hair out to cover it while also letting my beard grow. Not a good look as proven...

Interested in tinkering around so I bought 2 cheap $50 Chinese clone consoles from Amazon.

I seen deranged, schizophrenic hobos saturated in ****, covered in excrement, ranting and raving in front of an overflowing trash can that they're using as a podium who make more sense than Maxine Waters.

There used to be 2 Dr Dres but somebody musta got hold of the fatter one somethin' awful or he dropped dead inside a Church's Fried Chicken.

Gimme 5 minutes alone in a phone booth with Jay-Z pretty please. Be fun caving his head it with my elbows.

A fistful of The Red Rocker plus an extra Hillbilly toe.

Oh heck yeah! I vote for Masuimi.

I say he should've pressed the muzzle against his temple but if the *** went off it wouldn't damage anything of use.

He's not shy about getting a face full of hot cheese either.

Joey's ***** is 72% sausage gravy.

He sure has. Tucker rises like a Phoenix at FNC as Bill O'Reilly flounders in public access at NewsMax. Tucker's mocking is way more funner than Bill's shrieking anyhow. Carlson's also a real Ring General always knowing to pour it on the last 10 seconds hurling a few additional derogatory...

Anybody see this very special patriotic 4th of July edition of Tucker Carlson? In all fairness Cathy does seem like a sweet gal even if she is a massively loopy broad.

"Happy Cinco de Julio, muchachos!"

Maybe he gives Stormy a cabinet position like bending her over the cabinet. She could be overqualified for that position though.

Yeah but when we get **** smeared on our skin it's actually visible and creates a measurable change to our odor.

Hey Blue, got one of your Baconators from Wendy's tonight. Sure was good.

I have a polite question(s) that I would like to ask Georges. Georges, have you ever been in a relationship with a woman that was a polar opposite to you politically? Did(does) that work for you or do you rather see ladies that are more eye to eye with you on the issues?

Absolutely. Yes. I would give her the sex. Straight up her dirty Rican culo.

Oh yeah! Love that freshly-shaved, bubble-gum pink pussy! I cast one vote for Krystal Orchid!

Wow! I am high as all heck right now! Tonight I smoked the rest of my Purple Punch, which was good. Now, I've never had Bubba Kush but was talked into getting some the other day at the weed store. I took a nice nug, smoked it up, and now am in my presently hobbled way. Is good. I like.

Great flick.

Kinda reminds me of Rupert Murdoch's sexy Asian wife.

What a sexy Hellcat Elaine is. Any closer and she would have slapped all of them with the bottom of her foot in one kick. I guess we figured out who grabs the 12 gauge in the middle of the night when someone hears a strange sound at the McConnell residence.

Since this thread is about Pool Hustler I'd like to add that I think he's a good guy too. I actually like and appreciate everyone here, even the ones who flat out tell me they **** my guts. Most everyone adds something worthwhile here even if by accident.

A bunch of Neo Geo and Psikyo shoot 'em ups on my Nintendo Switch.

She’ll never get Grandma arms doing the sex that way. Hopefully she’s still riding in the saddle like that when she’s an actual granny.