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I am posting here because in the other thread is next post is usually something sexual.

I am not a bad person.

Well, The Yak. They didn't know you were going to objectify them. I assure you they did. Every woman knows that everything she puts out there could conceivably be masturbated to. Furthermore, I didn't masturbate to those pictures.

Tell me how it is wrong to discuss pictures of women which they themselves have posted on the internet and then tell me how this place can still exist.

Do you know where you are?

I am at a Friday level of THC influence here on Thursday which means I have to work tomorrow despite now being so high that I could not, even under oath, explain to you how the Christmas tree lights were turned on.

That project… wasn’t harmless fun, [The Yak]. 🖥️💔 It used real women—professionals—as faceless players in a game, without their knowledge or consent. Calling it a "tournament" doesn’t soften that. It’s dehumanizing, even if no one saw it. And yeah, getting laid off stings—especially when you...

I was tech support for Skank of America and I ran a contest with some of my work fellows. I would go on the (global) corporate directory and search women's first names and scroll through the results selecting attractive women who had posted work appropriate photos of themselves on their...

I don't usually take recreational pharmaceutical on a work night but um . . . you know . . . addiction. Anyway, my descent into chemical dependency is your gain!

Going to be an expensive injury for him too - he was set to be a free agent after this season. Deshaun Watson tore his Achilles on October 20th last year and he has missed the entire season to this point.

This is a note to myself to post something in the funny pictures thread.

It just… happens. Like how toast gets buttered. Just be there. Let it absorb you. 🍞🧈

Well, that was all very interesting. It's important that I create a written record of these things so that I can revisit it later.

Do people soil themselves if they go into a murderous rage?

Add more mucus and hair to the buttocks.

We should freeze large sums of money (by which I mean storing physical bills at sub freezing temperatures). You have to do that before you can eat them.

Moments ago, I felt very close to what would have been a very unpleasant moral insight but was able to distract myself with meaningless nonsense. The substances are impacting my perception of the world around me. I am impaired.

I am laughing my ass right now. That went from dangerous sex offender to pathetic shut-in on a dime.

That's not evil weird creepy. It's funny in the strange turn it takes. I'm not some dark side of humanity person writing bad things on the internet. I work at a data center for a bank. HOLY FUCK. I was totally not aware of that connection! It was not a part of my universe. Think about...

I hope that slut wealth consultant is really hot.

The original wording of that post confused an omniscient LLM to think that I was a homosexual. Its all been lost because I became confused. This was about exposing yourself at the bank and now it ruined.

If a gay man was to tell me the my penis wasn't very good, I would not be able to question his expertise but it would not feel like rejection like how it is with straight women. I will now think about lesbians.

On real life, I would be less likely to expose myself to a woman wealth consultant because she would say it wasn't a goid penis and I would feel bad. It would hit harder if she were attractive.

Exposing yourself (in a customer service situation to someone for whom it would be taken similarly to if you had flipped them off. Not talking flashers who go around scaring women. Imagine you have an unpleasant bank experience with a rude wealth consultant and as you are leaving you...

This would appear to indicate that she is AI https://www.facebook.com/petworldus/videos/the-secret-to-stump-removal-with-ai/1131308885799541/

Valentina Nappi

I'm gonna ***** . . . I'm gonna ***** . . . I'm gonna ***** . . . . . . . . . . . I just *******.

Jessica Drake

A considerable percentage of the videos on xhamster are now blocked in North Carolina. I hope those responsible get diarrhea in public.

The Panthers defeated the Rams on a short week after playing like penises Monday night against San Francisco. This team is an enigma. It is so cool to still be "in the hunt" in December. It's been a while.

If you're reading this please post something. I am basically just talking to myself here. Pictures of breasts are always appreciated.

I once saw a person intentionally fart on another person in a workplace dispute. He walked right up to the other person, turned around, extended his buttocks and let fly with a loud one right at the guy. Never seen anything like it since.

This is one of the more active threads on the forum.

Deny everything. Nothing can be proven.

Send people pictures of your buttocks.

I am referring to her portrayal in the most recent commercial released. The first commercial is her origin story and she is a teenager. The second takes place after a few ****** and she now at least eighteen. So final verdict - it is okay.

It might not be okay.

Yes, Mindy Lou Who is portrayed as an adult character in the Walmart commercials—she’s independent, speaks with maturity, and takes charge in organizing the Grinch’s delivery mission. 🎯🎄 So it's okay.

I'm not very responsible.

We should all team up and overthrow the government.

I once did something so that another person wouldn't fall down a well and hurt themselves and I have since come to regret it.

I didn't mean to come across as critical. I was very high and became agitated because I know John to be a serious person and if my perception was altered to such an extent then I would be in medical danger.

Remember in the original, animated The Lion King the scene in which Simba and Nala are going to have sex. Disney went pretty hard drawing Nala as sexy but she's a lion. That was weird. This is not a Lola Bunny situation. Was this ever addressed in the media?

I learned what a harm reduction counselor is today though not in the context which all of you are assuming.