Random Statement Thread II

Ultimately, only you can decide whether the potential benefits of acid are worth the potential risks and challenges.
 
"Please enter a valid message". Has anything I posted here ever been valid? I mean on a deeper, fundamental level. It's all just the lunatic ravings of a brain highjacked by chemicals.
 
But hey, if it's a choice between buying a ridiculously expensive toaster oven and saving a ********* ****** from harm, I'd say the price tag is probably the least of your concerns!
 
I want to hear an AI rendering of Orson Welles as Unicron from the Transformers movie reading the line "I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing".
 
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Sometimes I feel like I am neglecting this thread when I post so much in the other thread. This is still a cool thread. This thread goes back to when I could still *****. Good times.
 
Director?! My character doesn't make sense if the reader doesn't know about my addiction issues.
 
This was a double post which I am repurposing.

I met a nice sex worker today and I plan to see her again in the future.
 
I may have taken too much. Then I was going to talk about overeating at dinner and the reader would see that I meant I had taken too much food and was dealing with indigestion. Everyone just assumed I meant the dru gs.
 
I once did something so that another person wouldn't fall down a well and hurt themselves and I have since come to regret it.
 
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If you're reading this please post something. I am basically just talking to myself here.

Pictures of breasts are always appreciated.
 
A considerable percentage of the videos on xhamster are now blocked in North Carolina. I hope those responsible get diarrhea in public.
 
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