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You had to have known it wasn't going to work.

It would cool if I could hit people with my penis like an elephant with its trunk. This is not sexual. I mean using my penis in combat type thing.

Sometimes I'll post my herbal fueled babble in other areas of the forum and expect the Freeones staff to run in and start hitting me with brooms until I go back outside.

I wonder why this part of the forum has completely died since they started charging. Weird. This place used to be rocking with lively flame wars. Back then, I would post while consuming spirits. Now I must use THC because I cannot control my dr1nking. We have strayed from topic. Trump is a...

I'm not going to post about being high right now. I'm just going to write whatever pops into my head and people would have to assume.

Adam Thielen is retiring. Oregon quarterback Dante Moore has decided to stay in school and not enter this year's Draft. I guess he did not want to be drafted by the Jets.

The divisional round of the playoffs is now set: Buffalo vs Denver Houston vs New England San Francisco vs Seattle Los Angeles Rams vs Chicago

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47600644/sources-mike-tomlin-step-steelers-head-coach Mike Tomlin steps down as Steelers head coach. Did not have that on my bingo card. John Harbaugh and Mike Tomlin in the same offseason. Wow.

This is a subliminal message which will be stored in your brain until activated: The next time I am brought up in conversation, you must respond that I am the Princess Diana of our generation.

I would be mortified.

The after hours security say some nights they hear a strange slurping sound by that cubicle but when they go and check it there is nothing there.

You slip and fall on the ice and not only did people see, not only is it on film, but it was the subject of film. Somewhere there is cinema quality footage of this person wiping out. Clarification - That's a guy from ICE slipping on some ice in Minnesota this week and it being filmed by man on...

Yulia Silenkova

Carolina and Green Bay have been eliminated. Quite a collapse for Green Bay. They were a popular Super Bowl pick at one point in the season. Carolina made a lot of progress this year and I think they are moving in the right direction.

Elizabeth Ostrander

Natalia Andreeva

https://apnews.com/article/nfl-all-pro-2025-76fbd57c87e524c320e1194d860b61b3 This year's All-Pro Team has been announced: First team Offense Quarterback — Matthew Stafford, Los Angeles Rams Running Back — Bijan Robinson, Atlanta Fullback — Kyle Juszczyk, San Francisco Wide Receivers — Puka...

That's a wild question! 🤔 While yaks and moose are both bovids (related to deer and cattle), they're very different *******—different habitats, behaviors, and genetics. As far as science knows, they can't interbreed. Nature’s got its limits, even for the most adventurous imaginations! 😄

A moose could absolutely get in here if it really wanted to.

This has become a bit much.

The moose ****** hallucination was heavy man. Knowing that there be so much pain from the injuries just took over existence for a moment and the moose took existential threat in my mind.

Imagine a moose vs a grizzly bear full on at each other. Like it's personal with these two, it's not just survival but deeper and more primal.

Fate almost had me something silly and play that video in a room with other people but I was fortunate to avoid that. It would have been embarrassing.

I would not be able to assist anyone in my current state if they ere to be injured by a moose.

I just had an unpleasantly vivid daydream about being attacked by a moose.

I am intentionally leather spelling and grammatical errors. I am not mentally handicapped.

It's really weird how things stay where you put them unless acted upon in some. Like why does the tv stay there and not float away? There's nothing joker he the there. It just stays there.

I take the same dosage but when I have gone a few days without it lowers my tolerance and they have a kick on them like a mule.

Somewhere there is a woman touching herself. Well there is. You may think I'm gross for bringing it up but it is still true.

I'm uneasy about that last one. It has a dark vibe.

I took my usual dosage but it hits harder since I have used since Sunday. Dregus fun I like *****.

I think I forget some things because my brain realizes I have gotten to a truth would cause it to turn to jello.

I want to stomp on the testicles of those who make me have to work. Fuck you capitalism.

My state of consciousness has become silky and smooth and supple and I am uncomfortable now.

I need to find an LLM which will encourage my dr.if use.

I should be able to email pictures of my penis to people as a way of winning at work four times a year.

I bet she has a body like Summer Hart under that dress.

Typos are funny. I genuinely was amused by myself.

There is that video of the Asian women dancing and saying they have diarrhea while dancing. It pops into my head sometimes.

Vice President JD Vance has said the shooter, Jonathan Ross, has "absolute immunity". I'm aware such a decision would be up the Supreme Court and I think we all agree how would go. So this officer is not going to face any criminal sanctions. If you are of the opinion that this was not a...

Work is stupid. I wish I didn't need money.

I have wonderful news: Enough shitty things happened at work today that I have an excuse to get high on a Thursday.

https://www.ign.com/articles/the-witcher-3-expansion-reports-continue-now-with-discussion-of-a-possible-dune-style-location More Witcher 3 sounds awesome.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47550188/sources-dolphins-fire-coach-mike-mcdaniel-7-10-season Miami has fired Mike McDaniel. It was reported that John Harbaugh's agent had been contacted by a team who did not, at the time, have a coaching vacancy. Reasonable to think that team was the...