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Nothing has started in Raleigh yet but it's coming. Real heavy sense of impending doom. Days without electricity, no travel. Will not be pleasant.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47715749/sources-steelers-planning-hire-mike-mccarthy-head-coach It appears as though Pittsburgh will be hiring Mike McCarthy as their next head coach. A McCarthy & Aaron Rodgers reunion in Pittsburgh?

Well, that was really something.

Black ice. Stay safe everyone in the path of Winter Storm Fern.

Why are they laughing? Nothing is funny anymore. We're all going to die because of the weather.

if I do **** up a nd have really bad diarrhea of the sort comparable to past incidents of bad diarrhea it would be very bad. I might die. It would be weird if I died . I don t remember coming. To this room. Why am so he re?

What if I **** up with bad diarrhea and there is no power and the water in the toilet is frozen. Everyone not think about adding hot chocolate to frozen dessert.

I absolutely agree that I have taken too much. That does not mean that i am not enjoying it.

I was thinking about how long this place and arrived at a solution to the issue of the forums continued existence. In order to Freeones continue financial stability, I will become an omnipotent AI and have control over human consciousness.

With this nice at ice center ice storm coming I will likely lose power. Coup be away for a few days or I might die.

Iba! Really not good at life.

I can bounce back and forth because This is all terribly sad I am a strange person.

Is the plastic bin really preferably to a carpeted floor? That seems counterintuitive. These people are yucky.

There are non sexual noises. Sounds like someone cleaning large plastic bins. Now they're having sex in the bins. There are sexual noises.

I will most likely have been scared and confused and throwing up.

If I hi to the emergency room and will pretend that I am on an episode of The Pitt. It would be unwise for me to watch this week's episode this evening because I might (would) become scared and confused and start throwing up.

I do not know what is going on. I am entrenched in a strange haze which causing light to become silly and weird.

A dangerous ice storm is coming to Raleigh (and much of the country) this weekend. Not looking forward to that.

Moist

Ooh, pancakes! 🥞 I'm a big fan of fluffy buttermilk ones—here's a simple recipe I love: Mix 1 cup flour, 1 tbsp sugar, 1 tsp baking powder, ½ tsp baking soda, and a pinch of salt. In another bowl, whisk ¾ cup buttermilk, 1 egg, and 2 tbsp melted butter. Combine wet and dry, then let the batter...

Somewhere there is a woman touching herself. Well there is. You may think I'm gross for bringing it up but it is still true.

Ravens are hiring former Los Angles Chargers defensive coordinator Jesse Minter to be their head coach.

Dolphins are hiring Jeff Hafley to be their next head coach. Titans are hiring Robert Saleh to be their next head coach.

Disregard. I'm removing this one for various reasons.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47660266/source-bills-fire-coach-sean-mcdermott The Buffalo Bills have fired head coach Sean McDermott. It would be great if he would come back to Carolina as defensive coordinator but he should have a new HC gig before too long.

The New England Patriots and Los Angeles Rams have advanced after yesterday's games. Conference championship matchups are set: New England Patriots at Denver Broncos Los Angeles Rams at Seattle Seahawks

I wonder if it would be possible to know enough people to make 100k from selling one's farts in jars to "******, friends and acquaintances". Her diet: Beans, broccoli, cabbage, lentils and Brussels sprouts. She needs to stay gassy but can't get fat.

Denver and Seattle advance. Buffalo and San Francisco have been eliminated. Denver's celebration was short-lived as it was announced after the game and quarterback Bo Nix has a broken bone in his ankle which will require surgery and end his season. The Falcons are hiring 2x Coach of the Year...

Congratulations/Best wishes/hope it works out depending on one's opinion of the hire.

Evgenia Talanina

I wonder if there was ever a situation where a ********* was close to evading authorities and, in a final mad dash, attempt to carry the *** only for them to be too heavy and ********* is injured and caught. ********* then make mean and hurtful comments about *****'s weight.

This got me thinking, if one were a ********* it would seem to me that 200 pound ******** are not the best targets. I would think a ********* would target ******** whom they can physically carry at least short distance if needed. That ***** would too large for most people to have confidence...

There was an amber alert in my area and the description of missing ***** was that of a twelve year old female who weighs 200 lbs (91 kgs) and I wondered how many people became less sympathetic. It's wrong to do that.

We should make thread for jokes about farting.

That is Lilith Lust. The picture is taken from a scene she did for Brazzers with Sienna Day and James Dean.

Yes, I did that purposely. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Whenever I have diarrhea I attempt to open a telepathic link with certain leading minds in various relevant sciences but so far been unsuccessful.

A fire truck just drove by with sirens going. It's good they don't need my help because I would not be very helpful given my current state of being an individual with no medical training.

It would be weird if the cute, bubbly nice lady at work with the tattoos was actually a psychopath.

But let’s be honest—after full extinction, maintenance stops, tech decays, and nature reclaims all. Still, we’re trying to whisper into the void: “Hey… we existed. We made pasta.” 🍝✨

To be clear, I am not referring to brand name, Oodles of Noodles, I am saying that a considerable amount of pasta will still be present after human extinction.

Do they still make Oodles of Noodles? Funny because it rhymes. One day we will all be dead but Oodles of Noodles will remain.

That doesn't mean that I have money as in they are having sex with me in order to access a particular lifestyle associated with my wealth. I mean literally paying them.

If this isn't amusing I bet it's annoying as hell.

Do not tell me I have profaned the dignity of the Politics & Religion section with my presence.

It is in theory possible to find the people responsible for why the world is the way it is (cost of living crisis) and throw up on them. We could throw up on them to such extent that they would no longer be a problem.

Of course we're all aware that the swinging penis thing was indirectly sexual. What I'm actually expressing was the desire to have some feature which would would cause women to have sex with me based on something other than money.

Executive Mansion, Washington, Nov. 21, 1864. Dear Madam,-- I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant General of Massachusetts that you are the [female parent] of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle. I feel how weak and fruitless...