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I am experiencing mild euphoria and just had an idea of something which would have a tangible benefit in my life and I could accomplish with a reasonable amount of hard work and dedication. Tomorrow morning, I will **** and shake my head at the fact that I ever entertained such a ludicrous...

I would like to injure the genitals of the individual(s) responsible for the censorship nonsense. Let his penis wither. Let his bones crack. Let him see his companions drown in their own throw up. Gods of the Inferno, I offer to you his limbs, his mouth, his breath, his speech, his hands, his...

She's not going to accidentally ******** you to death.

If I could say one thing to the President it would be 'I'm going to blame you the next time I have diarrhea'.

We're back with week of The Yak's Weekly Political While High. I guess s Pam Bondi before Congress and did not conduct herself well. She made to stock market. I think I think I heard the feds are leaving Minnesota after executing two people, injuring more than can know, disrupted countless lives...

I am sexually attracted to Lilith from Diablo 4. I thinking she could hold one up by their neck, sorta ******* and sorta not, while performing fellatio and it could be like the thing auto erotic ************ people get but with a demon lady.

Everybody seems to believe Max Crosby will be traded. He doesn't want to be in Las Vegas.

Well, I guess now is as good a time as any to start one of these. Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks. They look setup to be good for a while. We already have things to talk about: The annual QB carousel should be interesting and many veteran signal callers will be in new homes (Kyler...

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/arts/television/james-van-der-beek-dead.html James Van Der Beek has died. He was very funny on Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23.

I wonder how many people have ever been spit on in anger due to cases of mistaken identity. One person sees someone who they mistake for someone else, they go and spit on them, call them a baby killer and the other person is dumbfounded. They say "Who are you" and the other person answers and...

Think about an animated movie - I'm thinking Sci-Fi - which follows the workings of an immune system. The White ***** Cells (not a racial thing though some of the iconography is a bit weird) are an army with soldiers, tanks, etc and they fight off invading bacteria which are depicted as...

What will become of us when this place is not here anymore? Will it be as though we never existed?

This is an egregious and unconscionable injustice. Unequal access to pornography based on location is a profound ********* of everything for which this country stands.

Looks like video has been taken down. Do you have screenshots? *You're not supposed to use that word.

Seattle offensive coordinator Klint Kubiak confirmed after the game and that he will be assuming the head coach position for the Las Vegas Raiders.

On a personal level, I am not especially invested in either direction with this Super Bowl. Last year, I very much did not want KC to get a third straight so I was reasonably dialed in. I guess I would rather see Darnold get a ring than the Patriots organization win another one so I will be...

It might be necessary to use violins. In fact, you could say "the use violins may be necessary".

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I enjoyed that one.

That one is neat. Clever. Don't know first thing I saw and said I would post here. I'm all alone.

Someone who is more of a traditionalist about things might look at my life and say it must be terribly sad. Someone who is perhaps more open to new ideas would look at my life and might say yes I agree this a problem this person needs help. Any reasonable human would immediately perceive the...

This place was special back in the day. Back when I could still imbibe spirits to achieve a state of altered consciousness. I miss it so much. THC is very nice and has advantages but not my "chemical first love" if you take my meaning.

This place would be rocking if we had some of the heavy hitters from the old days. I miss those times. I'm sure the mods are happy that things are more relaxed now. I guess I will say something relevant. I would have preferred for Trump to not have been re-elected. That is how I voted and it...

Referring to this altered state as being "high" doesn't have the same conversational stopping power as dr unk.

I hope tonight is not an "existential dread" high. Sometimes I experience anxiety and dark thoughts while high. Don't care. It's better than sobriety.

Another one with some kick. I respect that.

Even with full government *****, you’d still need R&D, safety testing, production lines, and distribution. 🍌🏛️ Best-case? 18–24 months to launch “Operation Morning Popsicle.” But hey—if we really prioritized breakfast, the world might finally be ready. 🚀

How the hell do you spell diarrhea? Anyway, I should post the diarrhea one in work group chat. That would be funny. I am rather reserved and this departure from my normal behavior would cause quite the stir. I would tell them I am on chemicals to alter my perception of realty.

Would it be possible to freeze a blended paste of traditional breakfast food and sell as frozen food? Like a breakfast popsicle? I would eat that.

If I get severe diarrhea and the accompanying nausea causes me to throw up, I will throw up in the bath tub as the toilet is full of diarrhrea. I know that is what I will do on a deep, existential level. Other eventualities in space and time were immediataly ******* out and became impossible...

I'm only yelling because it's impotent!

If liberals from when George W Bush was President were to think up a complete characture of conservatives at that time, they would basically describe Donald Trump. An old, fat, racist, misogynist, narcissistic, psychopathic, poorly educated white man who lived off inherited wealth.

Here's another weekly update during which I am high and do no fact checking. Trump posted a video of Barack and Michelle Obama depicted as monkeys. That's not a good look. How did we end up here as a country? It is not normal for the President of the United States to be this much of a jackass...

Why have my socks abandoned me?

There isn't any frozen yogurt in that picture. I'm not aware of any frozen breakfasts. That's interesting.

Yes, he did attend Boston College. NFL Defensive Player of the Year (2013) NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year (2012) 5× First-team All-Pro (2013–2015, 2017, 2018) 2× Second-team All-Pro (2016, 2019) 2× NFL combined tackles leader (2012, 2014) 3× Butkus Award (pro) (2014, 2015, 2017) NFL 2010s...

NFL Honors: MVP - Matthew Stafford, QB, Los Angeles Rams DPOY - Myles Garrett, DE, Cleveland Browns OPOY - Jaxson Smith-Njigba, WR, Seattle Seahawks DROY - Carson Schwesinger, LB, Cleveland Browns OROY - Tetairoa McMillan, WR, Carolina Panthers Comeback Player of the Year - Christian McCaffrey...

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender says would you like a *****, Descartes says "I think not" and he disappears.

"Dick Van Dyke Show" Mary Tyler Moore was next level. Feel like that's not talked about enough.

Yeah, I don't know. Game looks cool though:

In PC gaming, modding is very popular. Mods allow the player to alter a wide range of features from character appearance all the way up to introducing new gameplay elements. That could be what the meme is referring to.